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  • LAPTOP & LADKI mein kya samaanta hoti hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Dono mein jitni jyada ungli karo, utne hi naye-naye functions pataa chalte hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kisi ne mujhse apki Umar puchi, maine kaha Chehre se_18Yrs. Styl se_17yrs, Swetnes se_9yrs, hasi se_7yrs, Ankho se_8yrs. Kul mila kr_59yrs . kam to nhi btaya..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khuda Kare Tujhe Khushiyan Hazar Mile Mujhse Bhi Acha Yaar Mile, Meri Girlfriend Tujhe Bandhe Rakhi, Aur Ek Aur Behan Ka Pyaar Mile…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai? Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 boys proposed a girl . 1st: Mai tmhare liye apni jaande sakta hu . Girl: Wo to sab kehte hain . 2nd: Mai tmhare liye chand tare tod kar la sakta hu . Girl: Purana dialouge hai . 3rd: Main tumhe apna Facebook pasword De sakta hu . Girl: Ankho mai anshu k sath Pagal itna chahta hai mujhe i love u :p =DD :P Lolz Facebook Badi Cheej Hai........!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • गोलियों"के व्यापारी है हम - इसीलिये हमे घोडा मत दिखाना - क्योंकि जब ट्रिगर दबाओ तो - गोली बाहर आते ही - हमे कहेगी " पटेल साहेब" पाईलागु "!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Library Ja Ker Puchhta Hai Aadmi: “Sucide Karne Ke Tarike Wali Book Hai Kya?” Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ker Dekha Aur Puchha: “Wapas Karne Kaun Aayega? Saale“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Technology Kya Hai? Ek Time Wo Tha Jab Msg, Kabutar Se Bhejte The. Or Ek Aaj Ka Time Hai Hum Msg, Kabutaro Ko Bhej Rhe Hain.. Hurrrr! Hurrrr!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: "Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai, iska Naam Kya Hai?" . . Waiter: "Yeh to " Deep Raj "Hai." . . Girl: "Yeh Mujhe 1 Ghante Se Pareshan Kar Raha Hain." . . Waiter: "Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Raha Hai." . . . Girl: "Yahi To Pareshanii Hai." Moral: Duniya Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक हवाई जहाज में चार पांच पैग पीने के बाद ब्रिटिश- अब मैं सोने जा रहा हूँ अमेरिकन- मैं अपना ऑफिस का काम निबटाने जा रहा हूँ जर्मन- मैं अभी फिल्म देखूंगा चीनी- मैं तो अब संगीत सुनना चाहता हूँ . . भारतीय- आज तेरा भाई प्लेन उडाएगा
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy : Hello ! Girl : Hi ! Boy: I am jeet. Girl: Hello Jeet, where are you? Boy: Darr ke aagey ... @Love.Sp
    • 10 years ago



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  • 9messages 4 u 1 Hi! 2 How r u? 3 Hope u r ok 4 Miss u! 5 Miss me 6 B happy! 7 Take care 8 Bye! 9 Ab mat kehna ki hum yaad nhi karte.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladka, Ladki dekhne gya Bahut der se SUSU rok rakha tha baad me Ladki se bola SUSU krne ki jagah dikhao Ldki sharmate huye PAHLE AAP DIKHAO.
    • 10 years ago



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  • सुहागरात थी! सास ने जोर से दरवाज़ा खटकाया! दुल्हन घबरा कर परदे के पीछे छिप गई। दुल्हा: डरती क्यों हो? माँ है! दुल्हन: हे भगवान! मैं समझी छापा पड़ गया!!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa in Lift.. Girl= mehnga perfume laga k lift me ayi, or SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000..:) 2nd girl ayi=Jasmeen perfume"Rs.7000 ...:) achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda or SANTA ko dekhne Lagi... SANTA with smile:- "Muli"14 Rupey Kilo......:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladka apni gril frnd ko le kar ghumne jata hai, aur boht tez barish ho rahi hoti hai. Socho boht tez barish ladka ladki akele socho kya hota hai socho . . . . socho . . Nahi pata . . . . ladki ka makeup utar jata hai aur ladka dar ke bhaag jata hai.:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chehre Pe Daag aur Aankho mein Nami Hai Chehre pe Daag Aur Aankho Mein nami Hai, Jyada Socho Mat Tumhe VITAMIN C aur IODIN ki kami Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Talwar ka zakhm dawa se thik ho jata hai. Mgr,Zuban ka zakhm kisi dawa se thik nahi hota. Wo sirf kissing se thik hota h. Hakeem:IMRAN HASHMI (chummi wale)
    • 10 years ago



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  • UsKi NIGAAH Me itna Asar Tha... Ay Dosto 1 Hi Nazar Me Gira Di KuLFi Manhoos Ne.. <( _, _( / /> ( ( Lo Btao Yar, Rs.5 Ka Loss Ho Gaya
    • 10 years ago



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