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  • Tum paas aae Yun muskuraye Apne 32 dant Mujko dikhaye Dekh ke mera dil Phoot Phoot ke rota hai * * Yaar tumse BRUSH bhi Theek se nahi hota hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosti ka rista do anjano ko jod deta hai. Har kadm par zindagi ko naya mod deta hai. Wo sath deta hai tab. Jab apna saya bhi sath choddeta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhikhari - Behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary - Why u gave him 1000Rs..? Malika - Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!
    • 10 years ago



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  • I hate the facebook layout. Mene aaj See more pe click kiya aur.. . . . . . . . . Mujhe koi Peacock nahi dikha.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Here is my heart, it is yours so take it, Treat it gently, please do not break it. Its full of love thats good and true, So please keep it always close to u......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum Mojud Thay Raato Me Ujaalo Ki Tarah.. Wo Nikle Hi Nahi Dhoondne Waalo Ki Tarah.. Dil To Kya Hum Rooh Me Bhi Utar Jaate.. Usne Chaaha Hi Nahi Chaahne Waalo Ki Tarah..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • USEY KEHNa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Chalo Choro Na Kehna Mera Chakar Laga Main Khud Hi Keh Lun Ga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • GOLU 2 MOLU: "Yaara..!! Aaj Humne Bohat Bara Larai Dekha-" MOLU: Woh Kese?? GOLU: Aasman Or Zameen K Bich 2 Machhar Lar Rhe The
    • 10 years ago



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  • Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi, Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi, Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi, Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • साले अजीब दोस्त मिले है अगर मैं मर भी गया तो मेरी क़ब्र पे आके एक सेल्फी खींच कर पोस्ट करेंगे,
    “Me AND My Friend At स्मशानघाट – Feeling Sad.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Ek Din Bhagwaan Ne Ek Aashiq Se Puchha:- Bhagwaan: Maine Ladkiyon Ko Itna Sundar Banaya Hai, Fir Bhi Koi Kami Ho To Batao?? . . . . . . . . . Aashiq Haath Jodte Hue Fariyad Karta Hua Bola:- Aashiq:- Bas Usmein Password System Kar Do, . . Taaki Jiska Ho Wahi Khol Sake? .. Jisko Jisko Samajh Me Aaya, Wo Thoko Like 500 Ki Speed Me, Baaki Bachhe Jake Pogo Dekho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shair Arz Kiya Hai… Zara Tawajo Chahiye… Khushiyan Milain Tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam… Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam Plz Naraz Mat Ho Acha Chalo Dosra Shair Hai… Chahe Ge Tm Ko Dilo Jan SeHum Khuda Ki Qasam Ye Shair Bhe Khatam Thora Aur Bura Maan Lo
    • 10 years ago



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  • Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai, wah wah.. Gor farmaeye, muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai, use jo pyar samje wo sabse badagadha hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Aur Sms Mein Kya Similarity Hai.. ?? . . . . . . . Jab Tak Uper Se Neeche Tak Pura Dekh Na Lo Chain Nahi Milta. L
    • 10 years ago



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  • premika :- Vivah ke bad me tumhare sare dukh bant lungi. Premi :- Magar me dukhi kaha hu.? Premika :- Me abaki nahi, vivah ke bad ki bat kar rahi hu......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Questin--Yeh pyar kb hota hai? Answer--.Jab raahu, ketu aur shani ki dasa khraab ho, Apka mangal kamzor ho, aur Bhagwaan mje lene k mood me ho..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Na zuban se, Na nigahon se, Na dimag se, Na rango se, Na greeting se, Na gift se, Aapko Jashne Azadi Mubarak direct dil se.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apko 1 baat batani thi kal raat mene meri girlfriend ke sath. . .. ... .... ..... ...... Ice-cream khayi thi kuch bhi sochte ho yaar...
    • 10 years ago



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  • A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai
    • 10 years ago



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