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  • Husband & Wife dono market gaye to Ek Ladki ne bare pyaar se HELLO kiya... . . . Wife: kaun thi wo?? . . . . . . . Husband: Tum plz dimag kharab mat karo, . . . abhi usko bhi batana hai ki tum kaun ho ??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi. Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi. Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti the…………. Makhi Mortein Laga ka Soti the …
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sabse kul? app ho sabse smart? App ho sabse sweet? app ho sabse mast? App ho jada khus hona neni,ye msg mujhe mili,maine to srif forward kiya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: I Love U.. . . Girl: Sorry But I Love Sum1 Else. . . Boy: Ok Your Happiness Matters Me More Than Ur Love. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Moral: Moral Voral Kuch Nahi Jaha Apni Bezzati Ho Rahi Ho, Waha Acha Dialogue Maar Ke Kaam Chalana Chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Meri Chahat ka Ye Aik Andaaz Hai, Jo Chiraagh lou Ko Bojha Rakkha Hai, Na Jane Meri Ankhon Main Kiya Asar Hai, Jo Jabeen Ko Unki Jhuka Rakkha Hai,…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Suhagrat Ke Bad, Pati Apni Patni Se Bola . Pati : Ary Khoon To Nikla Hi Nhi " . . Patni Ne Ghusse Mein Aakar Jawab Diya . . Patni- " Kyun Harami Tune Andar Teer Mara Tha Kya ?" :-P :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • मंडप में दुल्हन को सिर झुकाए बैठा देख एक बुज़ुर्ग महिला बोलीं, “बहू कितनी सुशील और संस्कारी है, जब से बैठी है, सिर नीचे किए हु़ये है । एक बार भी नज़रें उठा कर नहीं देखा ।” पीछे से आवाज़ आई, “माँजी....दुल्हन whatsapp पर online है
    • 10 years ago



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  • GOLU BANK me aake so gya Puchho Q.? Qki.. . . Usne Board par advertise padhi,ki.. Yaha SONE par LOAN milta Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Student- Sir Sab Log Hindi, English, Urdu, Me Bolte, Maths Me Kyu Nahi. Teacher - Jyada 3,5 Na Kar 9,2,11 Hole Nahi To 4,5 Jab Dunga To 6 K 36 Dikhne Lagenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • कितना रोया था
    वो शक्श
    अपनी मेहबूबा को
    मोबाइल गिफ्ट करके !!
    जब 3 बजे रात तक वो सुनता रहा......
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    आपके द्वारा डायल नंबर
    दूसरी लाइन पर व्यस्त है ।।:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::joy::grimacing::joy::grimacing::joy:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aalsiyo Utho, Dushman SmS pe sMs Kr Rha h. Or Tum Chup kr Bethe ho, Badla lo wo 1SMS kre to Tum 5 kro, Tehas Nehas Kr do Dushman k Inbox ko.
    • 10 years ago



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  • God- What Ur Wish? Student- Plz Mujhe Meri School Life Louta Do.. God- Beta, Maine Tumhe Wish Mangne Ko Kaha "JANNAT" Nahi..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Two girls are traveling in a train... . . Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye ? Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye . . Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to ? Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalenge . . Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to? Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chalenge . . . . . . . UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola: JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA DOSTON..!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hi.......... Jaan Nikal Rahi Hai Garmi Se Aur Log Pata Nahi Kia Kia Soch Rahy Hain
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arranged Marriage.. Rs.6,00,000 Shadi Rs.4,00,000 jewellry Rs.50,000 Shadi ki Rasme total Rs.10,50,000 . . . Love Marriage Rs.100 ka Stamp paper Rs.20 Notary Rs.50 ki Varmaala Rs.20 ka Photo Total Rs.190 Paisa apka Pasand apki Faisla apka jago grahak jago lover k sath bhago :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher : Agar Koi Moti Larki Palat Ke Wapas Aye Toh Iss Sentence Ko English Me Kiya Kahenge ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu : GOL MAAL RETURNS
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband Aur Wife Mein Baat Cheet Band Thi, Subah Husband Ko Jaldi Jaana Tha.. Usne Raat Ko Paper Par Likha: Mujhe Subah 5 Baje Utha Dena . . Aur Paper Wife Ke Takiye Ke Paas Rakh Diya.. . . . Subah 8 Baje Jab Utha To Dekha Uske Upar Bahut Saare Paper Pade The Aur Sab Par Likha Tha, "Uth Jao 5 Baj Gaye" "Pls Uth Jao, Warna Late Ho Jaaoge"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kisi Ne Meri Neend Looti To Kisi Ne Mera Chain B Loot Liya, Neend Mile To Ap Rkh Lena Par Chain Mile To Plz Muje De dena 20 Tole Ki Hai Yar
    • 10 years ago



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  • Psychology ka practical ho raha tha. Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di. Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka. Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki. Chuha Roti ki trf lapka. Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga. Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h. Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..! Backbenchers Rockz
    • 10 years ago



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