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Shopping Mall Ke Bahar Ek Mast Si Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Pappu Uske Paas Gaya Aur Bola Pappu: “Maine Kaha Jaanu I Love You” Ladki: “Tere Jaiso Pe To Main Tatti Bhi Ni Karti” Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Phir Kya Huya Sohnyo, Ek Paad Hi Maar Do“ :P :D

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Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai, jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai. Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he? . . . . . . . . Pappu: Air-hostess!

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एक Plane तूफान में फँस गया, पायलट ने
कहा:- किसी को बचने की दुआ आती
है क्या…???

एक बाबा खुश होकर
बोला:- हाँ….. मूझे आती है…!!!
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पायलट:- ठीक है बाबा, आप दुआ
कीजिये, एक पैरासूट कम है…..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
LOL :joy::joy:

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wife :Ghar nahi aa sakti.. Car ka stearing, gear, break, sab chori ho gaya hai..” . . After 1hour, SHe calls back:Aa rahi hu, Galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi..

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Ladki ne boy frnd ko fone kiya touss ke bhanje ne fone uthaya. Ladki: Apne uncle ko fon do. Bacha: Aap ka name? Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-eman ka fone hai. jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha usse sunn kar larki behosh ho gayi. uss ne masumiyat se kaha: "lekin aunty mobile pe to "RameshPlumber ki Beti"likha hua tha..;)

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Why do we say “pyaar mein gir gaya”?? Bcoz if we say “pyaar mein khada ho gaya” toh double meaning ho jaega na..!!

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Zindagi Me Hamesa 1 Baatyaad Rakho. Kbi Kisi K Dil Se Mat Khelo Kyuki Dil 1 Hi Hota Hai Agar Khelna Hai To Kidney Se Khelo, Wo 2 Hoti Hai.

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Ye Lamha Kuch Khas Hai, Behan Ke Hathon Mein Bhai Ka Haath Hai, O Behna Tere Liye Mere Pass Kuch Khas Hai, Tere Sukoon Ki Khatir Meri Behna, Tera Bhai Hamesha Tere Sath Hai…

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Zindagi Mushkilo aur Tufano Se Bhari H Agar Thokar Lage To Himat Mat Hariye Fir Se Khade Ho Jaiye aur Chilla K Pu6iye "Abe Dhakka Kisne Mara

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Brilliant Answer By Boy Friend on Break Up... . . . . . . . . Girl ; Tumhe Mere Jaisi Ladki Nahi Milegi . . . . . . . . . . . . . Boy ; Chill Sweethrt Mujhe Tu Hi Nahi Pasand To Teri Jaise Kyu dhundunga kamini...

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Tum dur sahi majbur sahi tumhri yad aati hai. Tum saans vaha se lati ho badbu yaha tak aati hai. Ravi Bhaskar

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Hum to tere dil ki mahfil sajane aye the, Teri kasam tujhy apna banane aye the. Kis bat ki saza di tu ne ham ko, Bewafa hum to tere dard ko apnany aye the.

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Son 2 dad: car ki chabi do college me function he . . Dad: car?? . . son: 10 lakh ki me jaunga to rob podega . . Dad: ye le 10rs 48 lakh ki bus me jiyadah rob podega..!! Daddy rocks Launda shokd؛

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"PETROL"To Bahut Mehnga Ho Gya Hai, To janab Hume Apka Pura khayal Hai, Isi Liye To Le Aye Hain Apke Liye (./) /.".)"?----;";_ ,,/"( , , ) //\ //\ "ROYAL ENFIELD KHOTA" 400 CC Chal Hat Ab Thanx Bol kr Sharminda Mat kr.Bas Teri khushi Se Badkar kuch Nhi

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Teacher: what is your best friends name. Student: Madanlal Darshanlal Chodhary. teacher: its very long, any short name. . . Student: Ma. . Dar. . .Cho/).

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Chota Bachcha: Uncle Gora Karne Wali Kreem Hai ? Dukandar: Han Hai! Chota Bachchato: Sale Lgata Q Nahi Mai Roj Dar Jata Hu !

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Thora Grm Thanda Ziyada Pia kro SmS Zara Nya Kia Kro Agar Samaj Na Aye To Hum Se Puch Liya Kro Hum SmS K KING He Hum Se Roz New SmS Liy

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If Mallika Shehrawat plays Dropadi in Mahabharat.. Duryodhan will say... Dussashan, pehna do bhabhi ko saari, hum bhi to dekhen yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai...

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Boy: I Am Not Rich Like Raoul, I Don’t Even Have A Big Car Like Raoul. But I Really Love You!
Girl: I Love You Too, But Tell Me More About Raoul..

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Short love story.. Boy to Girl :- i love you Girl:- shakal dekhi hai apni ?? . . Boy:- shakal pe mat ja mere pass 2 petrol pump aur 3 gas cylinder connection hai.. :D Girl:- awww I love you too

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