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  • Bhakt: Baba jail mai kya karogee? Aasaaram: Jab jeev jantu sab so rahee honge, Bhoot prait sab so rahee honge Aise raat sunsaan raat rakh dil pe hath, Sath sath hum bolo kya karenge.. Havan karenge havan karenge havan karenge…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher : Sabse Zayada Izzat Kiske Paas Hai...? STudent : Shakti Kapoor , Prem Chopra , Gulshan Grover Ke Paas... TEacher : Vo Kaise...? Student : Mam Kyuki Inhone Ne Hi Sabse Zayada Izzat Luti Hai....! :D :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police:- Tenu kal subah 5 vaje phansi diti jayegi. Sardar:- HA HA HA! Police:- Q hsda pya wain? Sardar:- Mein te utthda he 9 Wajy Aan
    • 10 years ago



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  • When someone hates you for no reason . .. . . . . . . . . . . . Slap him/her on face.. and he/she will hate you for a reason...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Admi TRAIN me chadne laga ki akashvani aayi Isme mat chad ye pataree se utar jayegi. PLANE me chadne laga Awaj aayi- Ye crash ho jayega. BUS me chadne laga Awaj aayi, Ye khaai mai gir jayegi. Admi (gusse se)-Kaun hai be? Awaz-GOD. Admi- Shadi k waqt Tumhara gala baith gaya tha kya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mobile 1Mndir H SIM Murti H SMS Prasad Sms Lene Wala Bhakt Sms Dene Wala Pujari Sms Lekar Jo Rply Na kre Wo Mndir k Bahr Baitha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Muje apk honto pr ? Bs 1 bar ? PLZ Bs 1 bar ? Bohat dil chah raha he ? Bs 1 bar ? ? ? ? ? 1 Piyari c hansi dekhni he.:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees the, Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy. Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • short story.. 1 day.girl-m tumhari frnd hun bas. boy-ya 2 day.girl-hamaare bech frndship kuch jyada ho gyi na. boy-shayad 3 day girl-tum kuch bolte q nhi. :/ boy-kya bolu girl-jo m sunna chahti hun. boy-I love you? girl-I Love you too..^_^ in breakup boy-mene nahi socha tha tum mujhe chor dogi. girl-HUH mene bola tha mujhe purpose kro...xD xp
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar rakhna, Agar hamesha muskurana ho to . . . BRUSH AUR MANJAN SAATH RAKHNA.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl to boy: “Khuwahish hai tumse milne ki per ho mumkin kis tarah, Na sheher me hai aman na mehfuz koi jagah” Boy: Quaid k Mzaar pe chali aao be-dharak meri jan, kyun k Millat ka paasban hai Mohammad Ali Jinnah :- Happy 14 Augast
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ladka Ladki se puchta hai:" Bacche kaese hote hain.. ?? . . . . Ladki:" Chup.. . Ladka:" Batao Na plz :p . . . . , Ladki:" Nahi pata! ab dobara mat poochna.. . Ladka:" Arey bewaqoof itna bhinahi pata.. . . . Bacche Shararti hote hai ...:p :O:D . . Moral: "Kuch ladkiyan hamesha ladko ko galat hi samjhti hain.." :p
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बहुत सुंदर लड़की बस में बैठी थी

    बगल में बैठा लड़का उसे घूर रहा था

    लड़की ने पर्स से एक समोसा निकाला
    और समोसे के अंदर का मसाला खाने लगी

    लड़का – आप मसाला ही क्यों खा रही हैं
    पूरा समोसा खा लो

    लड़की – नहीं मुझे डॉक्टर ने
    बाहर की चीजें खाने से मना किया है :) :wink:

    लड़का बेहोश..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS - Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • 2 baar lips pe, . 2 baar gaal pe, . 2 baar mathe pe, . 2 baar eyes pe . Kiss wiss nai Cold cream zaroor lagana Sardi aa gai hai na. HAPPY WINTER. Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai audience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai.... Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai Vjah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nhi hai audience : wah wah... Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata, kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai.........
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife bathroom se nahakar bahar nikli: Santa usey ghoor raha tha.. Wife Romantic hokar: " Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?" Santa ne 2 thappad maare aur bola: "Mere Garam Paani se kyu nahai?" :D :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Ek Din Apne Dost Golu Ko Dukhi Hote Hue Bata Raha Tha Ek Pura Din Jute Aur Moje Pehno To Pair Gore Ho Jate Hain Par Sala Janam Se Chaddi Pehni Hai Lekin Ustad, Fir Kala Ka Kala
    • 10 years ago



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