Funny Jokes, New Whatsapp Status

Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?

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Murgi Anda Deti Hai Aur Cow Doodh Deti Hai To Aisa Kaun Hai Jo Dudh Bhi Hai Aur Anda Bhi Deta Hai? DUKAANDAR ! Waris

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1 Ladki ne boyfrnd ko fone kiya to uss ke bhanje ne fone uthaya. Ladki: Apne uncle ko fon do. Bacha: Aap ka name? Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e man ka fone hai. jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha usse sunn kar ladki behosh ho gayi. uss ne masumiyat se kaha: "lekin aunty mobile pe to "KUTIYA"likha hua hai...

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Gajodhar: " Yaar Achha Hua Mai India Mein Paida Hua America Mein Nahi !!" Puttan: " Kyu America Mein Paida Hota Toh Kya Hota ??" Gajodhar: " Tu Bhi Na Yaar.. Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai..??"

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Wife: Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata . . . . Husband: To kya ye bacche internet se Download kiye hai? ? ? ? ? ? Wife: Nahi ye to tumahare dost ke PEN DRIVE se liye hai!. . . . . . . .

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Q: What Did The Gangster’s Son Tell His Dad When He Failed His Examination?
A: Dad They Questioned Me For 3 Hour But
I Never Told Them Anything.”

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Punjabi Boy 1 Larki Ko ProposeKarta Hai… Boy: I Love U.. Girl Replied:Thapar Marungi… Then Boy Replies Aggay Se Mukka Bhi Khao Gee Phir.

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Arz kiya hai. . . Jra gaur farmaiye ga. . . . Arz kiya hai. Arz kiya hai. . . . . Are yaar hamesha msg doodhte rahte ho bus itna hi likha hai.

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Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Pe Muh Dikhai Ke Rs 25,000 Diye. Dulhan Itne Sare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli. Dulhan: “Suno Ji Pura Khandaan Thokega Kya?

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Facebook fever... . . . Girl : I Love you Boy : (Starts Running)...............! Girl : (Running after him) ...Why are you Running? Boy : To update my Relationship status on Facebook...

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Teacher: shyam BABAR kon h....? Shyam:nahi pata sir Teacher: Padhai pe dhyan dogi to malum hoga na... Shyam:sir aff PRANAYA ko jante h.........? Teacher: nahi pata . . . . . . Shyam:apne ladki pe dhyam dogi to malum hoga na By :- Pranaya

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કાલે ભૂરાને ઈન્ટરવ્યુ મા પૂછ્યુ
B.R.T.S નુ પુરુ નામ કહો ??
ભૂરો કે ":::::::::::"
બાજરાનો રોટલો ટમેટા નુ શાક?
?:smiley::smiley::smiley::smile::smile:

9 years ago

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Larrka: larrkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti hy.jitna peo Utna zyada maza deti hy. Larrki jl kar boli: Larkay juce k dabbay ki tara hoty hy.jb maza anay lagta hy tokhatam ho jaty h.

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Psychology Ka Practical Ho Ra Tha. Profesr Ne 1 Chuhe K Liye Ek Tarf Cake Or Dusri Tarf Chuhiya Rak Di. Chuha Fouran Cake Ki Tarf Lapka Dusri Baar Cake Ko Badal Kar Roti Raki. Chuha Roti Ki Tarf Lapka Is Tarah Kai Baar Food-item Badle Magr Chuha Har Bar Food Ki Tarf Bhaga. Profesr: Bas, Sabit Ho Gya Ki Hunger Is Bigger Than Girl. Itne Me Last Row Ki Bench Se Ranchor Das Chanchad Bola: Sir, 1 Bar Chuhiya Badal Ke Bhi Dekh Lo, Ho Skta H Wo Uski "BIWI" Ho...

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Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai audience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai.... Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai Vjah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nhi hai audience : wah wah... Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata, kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai......

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Bluetooth और Girlfriend एक जैसी होती है,
पास रखो तो # Connect,
दूर रखो तो # New_Device_Found.

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Boy- apka naam kya h? Girl- pehan k batau ya dikha k ? Boy- kya matlab ? Girl- "PAYAL" aur apka? Boy- lekar batau ya dekar? Girl- matlab? Boy- "PAPPI"

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shaadi k pahle hi din pati ne patni pr rob dalne k liye english paper patni ko dikhate hue- dekho car ulat gyi. patni- car nahi ulti . paper sidha pakro...

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Warning Too Bad Logic.. :D Teacher : Tell Me One Example Of Active Voice And Passive Voice Santa : Active voice) bacche jab sunsaan jagahon par jaate hai to haadse hote hai.... Passive voice) sunsaan jagahon par hue haadso se hi bacche hote hai ...!! :D :p

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Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje . . Pappu: Nahi . . Girl: Q Nahi? . Pappu: Bade-budhe Kah Gae He Ki Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye..

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