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  • SIR:Birbal kaun tha? STUDENT:Pata nahi. SIR:Padhai par dhiyan do to pata chale. STUDENT:Rajesh , Shoaeb aur vicky kaun hai. SIR:Mujhe kya pata. STUDENT:Beti par dhiyan do to pata chale.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy:- I Love U. Girl:- Tumne Mujhme Aisa Kya Dekha Ki Mujhe Propose Kar Diya..? Boy:- Sab Kuch Dekhne Ke Liye Hi Toh Propose Kiya Hai Pagli.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha. : Banta- kya kar raha hai? : Santa- Lassi bana raha hun. : Banta- isliye log hum pe joke marte hai : Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khud ko kar kanjoos itna k har sms bhejne se pehle,, Service Center wala call kr k khud puche…? BHAi Pakka ? Bhejna hy na k “Sending Fail ” kar doon..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Paapu: Agr Main Is Saal Bhi Fail Ho Gya To Main Aatmthya Kar Lunga, Santa: Khbrdar! Aisa Kiya To, Main Tujhe Jaan Se Mar Dunga...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ak Machchar Aandhi Me Fas Gaya Tha, Usne Ak Ped Ko Pakad Rakha Tha, Aandhi Band Hone Par Pasine Pochhtey Hua, Machchar Kahne Laga, Aaj Agr Mai Na Hota To Ye Ped Gir Hi Jata. Ha Ha Ha. #Sukha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar trains k Naam indian actress ke Naam pe hoti toh khabrein aisi hoti:::-> Aaj Bipasha ovrload ho kr gayi hai. Tabbu k neeche aake ek aadmi khatam. Accident mein mallika ki pichli bogey tabaah ho gayi hai. Tez raftaar ki wajah se kangana patri se utar gayi hai. Rakhi pe chadhne walo ki tadaad mein ijaafa. Rani chalte chalte bandh ho gayi. Vidya ki body change karne ka faisla. KATRINA PAR GAIR KANUNI DHANG SE CHADHE HUE 7 ADMI "GIRAFTAAR :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha! Wife romantic hokar: Kuch karne ka irada hai kya? . Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola: Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!! Kameenii !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • "PETROL"To Bahut Mehnga Ho Gya Hai, To janab Hume Apka Pura khayal Hai, Isi Liye To Le Aye Hain Apke Liye (./) /.".)"?----;";_ ,,/"( , , ) //\ //\ "ROYAL ENFIELD KHOTA" 400 CC Chal Hat Ab Thanx Bol kr Sharminda Mat kr.Bas Teri khushi Se Badkar kuch Nhi.gd nt:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 night a boy helped a unknown aunty to reach her home. Aunty:beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai yahi so jao , bittu ke room me. Boy:nahi aunty, mai yahi hall me so jaunga. Next morning a beautiful girl come with a cup of coffee. Boy:aap kaun? Girl:mai bittu. aur aap? Boy:Mai gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Beta :-padosi Ki Ladki Unpadh Hai. Father:-tumhe Kaise Patat Chala, Beta:~maine Use Kaha Give Me A Sweet Kiss To Usne "thappad Mar Dia" Unpadh Kahi Ki
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dr: Lo nikal diya khrab dant tha, mgr tum chillati bhot ho, Us din kya kro gi . . . Girl: Kis din? . . . Dr. - Jane do, Padhne wala Bada kamina hai... Samaj gaya hoga .....!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bapu- Aa kaapad ketlaNu Dukandar- Rs10/meter Bapu- Rs5 ma aapo ne Dukandar- 5 ma To mara GharMa pade 6 Bapu- Vandho nahi, tame kaho tyare tamara GhareThi lai jaish.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu:" Sweet heart, I Have Two Tickets Of English Movie Wanna Come ?? . . Girl:" Which one ?? . . . Pappu:" Condom Of Shailesh . . . Girl:" You Idiot, Its Quantum Of Solace..:p >:O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: ‘Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge’ Ladka: ‘Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 Girls Sitting In A Group Can Say: . "Tera Bhai Bada Mast Dikhta Hai.. Introduction to Karwa... . . . . . . But 4 Guys in A Group Can Never Say : " Teri Behan to Mast Lagti Hai.... . . . . . Ise Kehte Hain Ladko ke SANSKAAR.. . . Kuch Sikho Girls...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek admi jungle me tatti Krte hue jor se pada Tabhi suvr ke bacche ne Kaha-maa mujhe bhukh lagi hai, To uski ma ne kaha abhi ruk ja Beta ek seeti aur ho jane de.
    • 10 years ago



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