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  • patni aur janu shadi se phele to satabdi chalte the. ab local kyo chalate ho. pati- janu o to power pluse thume impres kiya tha kahi local ko chod expres na Pakad lo. patni- hai me to lut gai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar ek ladki akeli rat ko kahi ja rhi thi, use raste main 5/6 kutte mile, wo unhe dekh kr ghabra gai, to kutton ne kaha ghabraie nhi , ap aram se jaie, ham kutte h insaan nhi...! Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: sabse jyada pagal kon log hote hai? Sardar utha Teacher: shabash bete batao Sardar-idhar udhar dekh kar, khabardaar kissi ne sardar ka naam liya to..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Madam Askd Pappu: Agr ped par 5 birds baithe ho aur tum 1 ko goli maar do to kitne baki bach gaye? Pappu: Koi nhi, sab ud jayenge. Teacher: Nahi, 4 bachenge, lekin tumhari soch muje pasand aayi. Pappu: Madam, mera bi 1 sawal Hai. 3 ladies ice cream kha rahi Hain... 1 chaat kar, 1 kaat kar aur 1 choos kar ... To konsi shadi shuda Hai? Teacher(sharmate hue): Jo choos rahi Hai Pappu: Nahi, jiske gale me mangalsutra hai, lekin apki soch mujhe pasand aayi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Narak me bahut sare log Maza kar rahe the. GOD: Ye log naark me bhi aish kar rahe hain.. Yamraj: hostel wale hain. Saale Kahin bhi Set ho jaate hain!!:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo Mujhe Ye Keh Kar Chor Aya Faraz . . . . . , , . . . . Pehly 100 mein se 84 pory Milty Ab to 65 mein Apna Guzara Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai. Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai. Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati. Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida Hua!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj To Maa Ne Bhi Saaf Bol Diya, . . . . . . . . "Beta,Wife Aisi Lana Jo Facebook Na Use Karti Hon, . . . Ghar Mein Aur Kuch Kaam Bhi Hote Hai.".. :)
    • 10 years ago



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  • La Ka Duka Taka Saka H0h0h0h0h0h0 Gana Gana Dal0 Wasandra Kesa Laga Song Mera? Nai Sumjh Aya Agar Ye Song Shakira Gati To Boht Acha Lagta.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi, Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir:Tense kitne tayp k hote hai? Boy: 3 , present, past, future Sir: gud Exampl do Boy:kal apki beti ko dekha tha, Aaj pyar karta hu, kal bhaga k le jaunga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Machchar Ne Ek Aadmi Ko Din Me Kata... Aadmi:" Ab Din Mein Bhi ??? " . . . . . Machchar:" Kya Karu bhai, Ghar Mein Maa- Baap Bimar Hai... Behen Jawan Hai Aur Ladke Walo Ne 1 Ltr Khoon Dahej Mein Manga Hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum, Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge, Koi keh de unse ki wo vadakar le hum, Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 99% aap intelligent ho 13% Aap sweet ho 68% aap cute ho 05% aap badmash ho 07% aap pagal ho... Ise chohdo ihin no. Ko mila kr muje call kro
    • 10 years ago



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  • DADAJI:Oye teri Teacher ghar aa rahi hai Ja chhup ja Beta:Pehle ap chhup jao! Apki Mout ka bahana banakar 2Hafton ki Chutti le Rakhi h maine
    • 10 years ago



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  • सुबह से दौड रही है चाकु लेकर मेरे पिछे मैँने तो मजाक में कहा था: दिल चिर के देख तेरा ही नाम होगा..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Purani haveli ke pichhe wale khandar ki saamne wali futti hui deewar par lagi tutti tasveer ke pichhe lage jaale mein fase macher ki kasam.. I miss you yaar
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dukandar- bolo sahab, kya chahiye? Customer- biwi ke kutte ke liye cake lene aaya hu, milega kya?? Dukandar- yahi kahoge ya parcel karke dun?
    • 10 years ago



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  • India me Insaan sab se jyada khush kab hota hai ? . . . . . . . . . . jab railway fatak band ho rha ho . aur . usse pehle wo apni gadi nikal le ... . Kasam se yar Olympic race jitne wali feelings hoti hai :P
    • 10 years ago



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