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  • arz kya hai.......... Saari saari raat guzar jaati..... Wah! wah! .... Saari saari raat guzar jaati hai yeh sochte hue ki razaai mein yeh saali hawa kahaan se aa rhi hai.....................sahil
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • I Miss Ur Sweet Voice,,, I Miss Ur Cute Smile,,, I Miss Ur Sweet Angry,,, I Miss Ur Feelings,,,, I Miss Ur Sweet Hugs,,,, I Miss Ur Everything,,,, Please Dear Come Back In My Life!!! I Miss U Dear!!!!!******
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • पंडित – ग्रह दशा खराब है, रोज सुबह कुत्ते को रोटी और दूध देना।

    लड़का, अपने दोस्त से: सुन बे, कल से तेरा सुबह का नाश्ता मेरी तरफ से, याद से आ जाना…!!!
    • 4 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Hindi Jokes , Jokes Quotes
  • Classic Insult !! . . Lecture Was Going On.. Suddenly A Boy Went Out OfThe Class.. . . Lecturer : Ye Bahar Kyn Chala Gaya? . . . . . . . . . His Friend : Sir Usko Neend Mein Chalne Ki Aadat Hai :P
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Mohabbat Mein Laakhon Zakham Khaye Hum Ne Afsos Unhe Hum Par Aitbar Nahi Mat Pucho Kya Guzarti Hai Dil Par Jab Wo Kehte Hai Humein Tum Se Pyar Nahi…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • WANTED PART-2 Salman- ek bar jo maine commitment kar di uske bad to mai... . . . . . Sirf Rajnikant ki hi sunta hu.;-)
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Tinku: Yaar Shaadi Mein Dulhe Ke Saath Baaraati Kyon Jate Hain? Pinku: Kyonki Kisi Ki Khushi Mein Jao Ya Na Jao, Musibat Mein Zaroor Jana Chahiye.#rj
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ladki apne Boyfriend ko naraz karne ke baad SMS pe kaise manati hai..!! 1st Hour: Sorry 2nd Hour: Sorry plzz.. 3rd Hour: Plzz 1 baar baat karlo. 4th Hour: Plzz reply jaan… 5th Hour: Plzzz itna naraz mat ho.. 6th Hour: I’m sorry, I’ll die agar tumne baat nahi ki.. 7th Hour: Dafa ho, 100 ladke ghumte haitere jaise.. Sar pe hi chadha jaa rha hai, bhaad me jaa.. Boy: Sorry Dear, balance nahi tha. Girl: Ohh.. Its okkk love u jaan..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • તમે માર્ક કરજો Whatsapp માં બધા એક જ દિશામાં ચાલે છે.
    :point_down:

    :walking: :runner: :monkey: :turtle: :tropical_fish: :fish: :dolphin::bee: :bug: :ant: :snake: :whale2: :crocodile: :leopard::tiger2: :ram: :sheep: :cow2: :water_buffalo: :ox: :pig2::rat: :rabbit2::mouse2::rooster: ???? :dromedary_camel: :camel: :elephant::rooster: ???? :dog2: :poodle: :cat2:
    :red_car: :taxi: :blue_car: :bus: :trolleybus: ????
    :police_car: :ambulance: :fire_engine: :minibus: :truck: :articulated_lorry: :tractor:???? :bike: :monorail: :bullettrain_side: :horse_racing: :mountain_bicyclist: :light_rail::steam_locomotive: ???? :sailboat: :speedboat: :helicopter: :ferry: :bicyclist:????:skier::basketball_player:

    આ :point_right:????":dancer:????" એક બૈરૂ જ એવુ છે કે જે
    અહિંયા પણ ઊંધુ ચાલે છે


    :stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::smile::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smiley::joy::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::smiley::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Funny Jokes
  • एक बार एक बहू अपनी सास के पास जाती है और कहती है, माँ जी कल रात मेरा उनसे झगड़ा हो गया। सास: कोई बात नहीं। ये तो हर पति पत्‍नी में होता रहता है। बहू: वो तो मुझे भी पता है, पर ये बताइये अब लाश का क्‍या करना है।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Waqt thoda hai paas mere, par bahut kuch abhi karna baaki hai, Wo jakhm jo apno ne diye use abhi bharna baaki hai, Teri dosti ki aadat si pad gayi hai mujhe, kuch der tere saath chalna baki hai, Shamshan me jalta chod kar mat jana, varna ruh kahegi ki ruk ja... abhi tere Yaar ka Dil jalna baaki hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Sunil sbzi lene gya. Sbzi wala sbzi pr pani mar raha tha. Kafi der hogayi to sbzi wale s sunil bola...Ager sbzi ko HOSH agaya ho to 1 kg. dedo.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born? Dad: Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together at"Yahoo". We Set up A Date Via E-Mail & Met In Cyber Cafe Ur Mom AgreedTo "Download..... Data" From My "Pen Drive". Just When I Was About to"Transfer", We Realised That Non Of Us Had"Installed" A "Firewall" It Was Too Late To hit"Delete..... Nine Months Later A "Pop-up Window" Appeared Saying"You Have Got A Male" ....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • 2 dost hota ha ram or shyam Ram-ma bda hokr actar banuga shyam-kyo ram-kyoke ma gud looking hu shyam-tarko pta ha ma bda ho kr kya bnu ga ram-nehi,bta shyam-ma bda ho kr docter banuga ram- kyo shyam-kyoke ma na to gud looking hu or na he handsome ram- to tu to sala bhekari banaga
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Zindagi ki race mein agar sab se 1st aana chahte ho to.. . . Uska ek hi secret hai . . . Kisi ko batana mat plz . . . . Akele bhago Na ... Hamesha 1st HiAaoge.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • पति-पत्नी में भयंकर वाकयुद्ध हुआ।पति ने गुस्से में आकर कहा, ‘मैं पति पद से इस्तीफा देता हूं।’ पत्नी ने जवाब दिया,-‘वैकल्पिक व्यवस्था होने तक आपको पद पर बने रहना होगा।’
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Girl: "I love u" . Boy: "I love u too" . Girl: kitna pyar karte ho? . Boy: Jitna tum karti ho. . . . . Girl: Kamine... . Iska matlab tu b time pass kar raha hai.:)
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Bhikhari: Daadi Roti:cookie: Dijiye Khane Ke Liye.!
    Daadi : Abhi Taiyaar Nahi Hai,
    Baad Me Aana.!
    Bhikhari : Ye Mera Cell Number Hai,
    Taiyaar Hote Hi Miss Call :telephone:De Dena.!

    Bhikhari Rocks Daadi Shocks..!

    Daadi : Are Number Kya Lena,
    Thodi Der Ke Baad Jab Chapati Ban Jaegi To
    Facebook Par Upload Kar Dungi..

    Now Daadi Rocks Bhikhari Shocks..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS