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  • Kidnapper phone par: Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai. saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain. Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक परेशान पति की व्यथा - “अपनी मर्जी से जीने भी नहीं देती … . . और . . करवाचौथ व्रत रख के मरने भी नहींदेती …”
    • 10 years ago



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  • ek shadi shuda aadmi or ek kuwari ladki ka affair chal raha tha..... . ek din wo date pe gaye... bahut samay ek dusre k sath bitaya..... . fir aadmi ne ghar jate waqt apne jute or pant mitti me ragde.... jab wo ghar gaya tab..... . biwi -itni der kaha the tum..? . husband -mein tumse kch chupana ni chahta hun. mera aik afair chal raha he or me date pe gaya tha. . . . biwi (pant &jute dekh kar)-juthe, football khel ke aye ho na....?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Papa: Beta Facebook Ke Baher Bhi Ek Duniya Hai. .! . . . . . . Beta: O Really Papa??? Jara Link To $end Karna Uska:-:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • PATNI: Sunte ho, pados wale Gupta ji ki beti ko Maths mai 99 marks mile hai. PATI: Arey wah, phir ek number kahan gaya? PATNI: Woh humara beta laya hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aik pathan akela park main betha hua tha… Dost….!!! O yara yahan kia kar rahay ho…?? Pathan…!!! Waqt nay mujhay barbaad kia hai aur main yahan beth kar waqt ko barbaad kar raha hon
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mohabbat Me Marna Kaam Na Aaya, Dil Aur Jaan Bhi Di, Phir Bhi Aaraam Na Aaya, Har Shakhs Tha Mere Saath, Par Ek Uska Hi Paigaam Na Aaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher - Isko Hindi Mein Translate Karo . Hey Frnds, Look a Beautiful Girl Is Standing There... . . . . . . . Student - Wo Dekho Saalo, Tumhari Bhabhi Khadi Hai ;);) =:D Student rocxxx.... Teacher shockx
    • 10 years ago



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  • A boy was walking in rain. A gal came: Why didn’t you share umbrella? Boy:No its Ok sister & walked away. . . Moral:Moral voral kuch nahi.. Ladki khaas nahi thi!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kamina baccha Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath Mein Haath Daale Jaa Rahe They.. . . . Usi Waqt Ek Shararti Bachha Aaya Aur Bola: “Bhaiya, Kal Wali Didi Zyada Mast Thi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir=SOMUDRER MAJHE LEBU GACH ACHE.TUMI KI KORE LEBU PARBE? Boy=PAKHI HOYE SIR=MANUSH KE PAKHI KI TOAR BAP BANABE? BOY=SOMUDRER MAJHE LEBU GACH KI TOAR BAP LAGABE.
    • 10 years ago



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  • DEAR singles : . . . . . . . . . February aane me Zyada tym nhi hai Mehnat karo dil laga k...!! warna is bar bhi 14 feb.. FB pe Like or Comment kar k guzaarni Padegi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- Ek haath mei kitni ungli hoti hai? BOY:- 6. GIRL:- 4. Teacher:- Tum dono ko kitni bar kaha hai ki Underwear mein haath dalkar mat gina karo... Samje to thoko like Warna Pogo zindabad
    • 10 years ago



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  • Log kuch din cigarette sharab pite hai- aur aadat ho jaati hai. . . (◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_ Hume dekho, . . . . . Hum Bachpan se padhai kiye.. pr Aaj tak padhai ki Aadat nahi hui.. thats called SELF CONTROL.
    • 10 years ago



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  • fredricks:Ye TV k rate Kya h? Salesman:1 lakh rupees. fredricks: Why ? Anything Special Salesman: Light chali Gyi to Automatic off ho Jayega fredricks: Oho! Pack kr do...!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ishq me Daulat saari na luta dena, Mummy papa k armaan khaak me na mila dena, Ghar se mile h paise sabzi k liye Beta, Bazar jakar janu ka recharge na kra dena.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kitna Adhura Lagta Hai Jab Badal Ho Aur Barish Na Ho, . Jab Zindagi Ho Aur Pyaar Na Ho, . Jab Aankhe Ho Aur Khawab Na Ho, . Jab Koi Apna Ho Aur Pass Na Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jailer-Suna he tum shayar ho..Kuchh sunao yaar Qaidi-"Gum-e-Ulfatme jo zindgi kat ti Hmari Jis Din zamanat hui us din zndagi khatam Tumhari
    • 10 years ago



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