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  • Bhar Gaye Hain Sare Zakhm Bas Bewafaai Ka Zakhm Abhi Baki Hai.. Mit Chuke Hain Sare Gam Bas Judaai Ka Gam Abhi Baki Hai.. Bhula Diya Hai Humne Us Bewafa Ko Apni Yaadon Se.. Bas Mohabbat Ke Nishaan Abhi Baki Hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 ladkiyan best friends thi... Ittefaq se dono ki mout ho gai, Marny k bad dono ki rooh mili Or ek dusry se marney ki Wajah puchi Pehli Boli: Main apne pati pr boht ziada shak krti thi k kahin Wo dusri Larkiyun se to nhi milta Yehi soch kr 1 din mane office se jaldi ghar aakr dekha k pati akela hi betha hai ye dekh kr ma khushi se mar gai . . . Dusri Boli: kash us waqt tum ne "freezer" khol k dekh liya hota to na tum khushi se marti or na main sardi se..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bewafa Kaun? Pati Ya Patni Ek Ladki Ki Saheli Uski Shaadi Ke Baad Pahli Baar Use Milne Aati Hai. Wo Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahi Hoti Hai To Ladki Use Batati Hai Ladki: “Mujhe Apne Pati Par Shaq Hai Ke Wo Roz Bahar Kisi Ladki Se Milte Hai” Saheli Hairani Se Boli: “Ohhhhh, Ab Tum Kya Karogi?” Ladki: “Aaj Hi Unke Pichhe Apne Dono Boyfriend Ko Lagati Hoon“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kaash Facebook pe ek option"Add as Girl friend" . . . . . Saala propose karne ka panga hi khatam, ladki ne accept ker li to matlab maan gayi, nahi to fb pe konsi ladkiyon ki kami hai Nextttt... Ladko dwara janhit me jaari 8|
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Library Ja Ker Puchhta Hai Aadmi: “Sucide Karne Ke Tarike Wali Book Hai Kya?” Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ker Dekha Aur Puchha: “Wapas Karne Kaun Aayega? Saale“ By - Meena Mishra.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police:Hume aapke ghar ki talashi leni hogi, sunne me aaya hai ki apke ghar me bomb hai Santa: Khabar to pakki he par abhi wo maike gai hui hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Terrorist Ne Budhiya K Ghar Me Bomb Rakh Diya. Log ChiLLaye;-Budhiya Bomb Hai. Budhiya Sharmakar BoLi "Dhatt Teri Wo To Mai Jawani Mai Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ik Din Santa Mandir Gya, Lok Bhajan Ga Rhe C: “Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban Nu”… Sante Di Nuh Da Na “Darshan Rani” Si, Santa Nu Gussa Aa Gya, Te Oh Bhi Bhajan Gaaun Lagga, “Darshan Mere Munde Di Bahu, Oh Ta Mere Munde Di Rhu , Baki Gal Nasiban Di, Evein Kiven Gariban Di”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aurat Adhi Rat ko Qabr Pr Bethi thi Musafir Ne Pucha Dar Nai Lagta? Aurat Lo Is mai Darne ki kia Bat hai Andr Garmi thi IsLiye Bahir Bethi Hon
    • 10 years ago



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  • 7 Cheeze jab khatm ho jati hai to bahut takleef hoti hai 1-PYAAR 2-RISHTA 3-SCHOOL LIFE 4-DOSTI 5-PAISE 6-SMS PACK . . . . . . . . . AUR . . 7-TOILET ME PANI.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar mobile ki battery low ho OR Ap ne zarori call karni ho to pahle mobile charge kar lo Yaar aab zubaida apa engineer thori ha jo is chez ka b totka batayen.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor Apne Ek Friend Ko Apne Naye Invention Ke Baare Mein Batata Hai. Doctor: “Maine Aisi Cream Banayi Hai Jisko Lagane Se 40 Saal Ki Lady 20 Saal Ki Lagne Lagegi.” Friend: “Yaar Phir To Khoob Bikta Hoga Na?” Doctor: “Arrey Nahi Re, Bikke To Tab Jab Koi Lady Apne Aap Ko 40 Ki Samjhe.“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gabbar- Kitne Admi the? Sambha- Sarkar 2 Gabbar- Mujhe ginti nahi aati, 2 kitne hote hai?? Sambha- 2 1 ke Baad aata hai. Gabbar- aur 2 k pehle?? Sambha- 2 k pehle 1 aata hai. Gabbr- To bich me kaun aata hai? Sambha- Bich me koi nahi aata. Gabbar- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi aate? Sambha- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta hai Qki 2 1 se bada he Gabbar- 2 1 se Kitna bada he? Samba- Sun Saale goli marni hai to marde, tune sirf namak khilaya hai, chavnprash nahi !!!!! *Ab Thoko Like Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • JAB MANGNI K BAAD LAMBE SAMAY TAK SHADI NAHI HOTI TO FAYDAA KISKA HOTA HAI.? LADKE ka.? NO. LADKI ka.? NO . . . MOBAILE COMPANY KA.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ke lips jale hue the . . Banta: Kaise jale . . Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha. . . Banta: To? . . Santa: Khushi ke mare.Train ke engine ko choom liya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti kya. . Funniest Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar bhi nahi chaba sakti.....:-D:-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Do shadiyan to kar chuke fasle khuda se woh Baari suna hai abke baras phir kisi ki hai Chehre ki jhurriyoN ko mitane ke waste Haajat janab-e-sheikh ko phir istree ki hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Do- char din onion ki taarif kya kar li.... . . . . . . . petrol ka to ego hi hurt ho gaya yaar He.na
    • 10 years ago



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