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Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Pr Hr Koi Marta Hai, Zara Time Nikaal Ke Aayiye To. Ek Chuha Marwana Hai. Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai.

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Amazing Story – Ek Bholi Si Ladki, Apne Pagal Lover Se Milne Aayi After Meeting – Boy : I Will Drop You To Your Home Girl : Ok They Were Going Back To Home - Girl : Janu, Car Dheere Chalao Na. Boy : Kyu ? Tumhe Darr Lag Raha H ? Girl : Nhi, Abhi 5 Min Me Hum Ghar Pahuch Jayenge.

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Ek Din Pappu Akela Udaas Nadi K Kinare Baith Kar Usme Patthar Phek Raha Tha Tabhi Ek Mendhak Nikla Aur Bola . . . . . . . Aaja Paani Ke Andar Abhi Teri Udasi Door Kar Deta Hu Saale Kutte Kaminey Meri Item Ka Sar Phod Diya!:p

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एक बार रावण को न्यायालय में लाया गया, और कहा गया कि गीता पर हाथ रखकर कसम खाओ कि जो कहोगे सच कहोगे । तब रावण कहता है अभी सीता पर हाथ रखा तो इतना बवाल हुआ अब गीता पर रखूगा तो क्या होगा ।

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Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai? . Teacher: Jab Tum Badi ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga. . Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to? . Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.

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BOY: Mujhse shaadi karogi.. GIRL: Kyaaa?? BOY: Achhi film hai Naa.. GIRL: Kutte K Bachhe.. BOY: Wat?? GIRL: Kitne cute hote hai na

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"PETROL"To Bahut Mehnga Ho Gya Hai, To janab Hume Apka Pura khayal Hai, Isi Liye To Le Aye Hain Apke Liye (./) /.".)"?----;";_ ,,/"( , , ) //\ //\ "ROYAL ENFIELD KHOTA" 400 CC Chal Hat Ab Thanx Bol kr Sharminda Mat kr.Bas Teri khushi Se Badkar kuch Nhi.gd nt:-)

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LADY- I want to learn tennis.!! Coach- No problem mam… Just hold this racket as u hold ur husband pe..s Lady- Ok.. Coach- No No mam…. get the racket out of ur mouth!!

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Dosti krne me to "READY" hE hum Dosto ko yaad krne ke liye "WANTED" hE hum Ab to pahchan lo is "DABANG" ko Dosti kE duniya 1 "EK TIGAR"h hum

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Wo Kehti Thi Mujhe Uske Jaisi Kabi Nai Milegi. . . . . . . . . Maine Uska Naam Likh Ke, Fb Pe Search Kia To 111 Or Mil Gai...

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Koi apko Pagal Kahe To Dukhi Mat Hona Afsos Mat Karna Rona B Nhi Darna Bhi Mat Himmat Se Khade Ho Kar Puchna - - - - Tumhe kaise pata chala

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Teacher;:. jamin pe rahne wale janwar bacche dete hai... . . . Hawa mai uadne wale aande dete hai.. . . . .wo kon Si chiz hai jo hawa mai uadti hai aur bacche deti hai?? ? ? ? ? ? student..: air hostess

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Woh kaunsi Situation H Jisme mard 15 minute me thak jata h Aur aurat chahti hai ki wo karta rahe? . . ? . . ? . . ? . . SHOPPING.

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Husband: Aaj Main Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Thha Biwi: To Kya Bola Vo Husband: Bola Ki Mere Daant Mein Keeda Hai Biwi : Ji, Doctor Ne Beemari To Sahi Batayi Hai, Par Lagta Hai Jagha Galat Bata Di Hai

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Agar vinod khanna don hote to dialogue hota don ke sir par bal ane ka intzar, 11 mulko ke hair dresser kar rahe h. lekin don ke sir par bal ana muskil hi nahi namumkin h.

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Thinking of Indians Sarkari Bus me bethna nahi, Sarkari School me padhna nahi, Sarkari Hospital me ilaz nahi, Mager Nokri chahiye to kewal Sarkari wah INDIA

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Ek aurat Dr Se: "Mera Pati 300% Napusank Hai" Doctor Hairan Hoke: "Arrey, Wo Kaise ?" Aurat Rote Hue Boli: "Ek To Uska Khada Nahi Hota. Dusara Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. Teesra Kal Usne Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li." samajhdar like thoko.... Baki pogo dekho....

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एक बच्चा मुस्कुराता हुआ पैदा हुआ। नर्स: क्यों हंस रहे हो…. बच्चे ने मुट्ठी खोली और आई-पिल (I-pill) की गोली दिखाते हुए बोला, डॉन को रोकना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है

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Teacher- "sharab" aur "aashiqui" me kya relation hai !!! . . . . . . Pappu- jab "sharab" jyada ho jati hai to ladka ulti karta hai. . . . . . . . Aur jab "aashiqui" jyada ho jati hai to ladki ulti karti hai

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Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega Salesman : Pata nahi Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai. Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!

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