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  • Kehte hai asar hai humari baaton me.. Samajh jaoge do chaar mulakato me... Humse bachkar kaha jaoge tumhe pane ki lakeer hai in haato me....®
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jay- Is Gabbar Ka Kya Karu Veeru- Ise Sui Chubo Chubo Kar Mar De Aur Sui Is Ke Side Me Rakh Dena.. Police Samjhegi, Sui-Side Ka Case Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Son:kal papa Nokrani ko bed pe Lita k... Mom:Ruko papa k samne bolo PAPA AATE HI Son-papa Nokrani k sath wahi kr rhe the Jo Varma uncle apke sath krte hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mere Husband Ko Khany Ki Bilkul Tameez Nai Hy Janwaron Ki Tarah Khany Per Toot Phertay Hai Phir Hath B Shirt Se Saaf Kr Laitay Hai.. Unki Aik Hi Shirt Hy.. Me Roz Dho Kr Soti Thi.. Aik Din Unky Dost Ny Un Pr Paan Ki Peek Thok Di… Pehly To Me Ny Unko Khob Maara..:-D:-D Phir Mere Abu Ny Ariel Ka Kaha.. Ab Me Ariel Unki Pocket Me Hi Daal Deti Hn, Jahan Daag Lgy Wahin Baith Kr Dho Lety Hn…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Kabutar Behosh Ho Gaya, Admi Ne Use Ghar Le Ja Kar Pinjre Me Rakha, Kabutar Ko Hosh Aiya To Bola "Aaila Jail"! Woh Car Wala Mar Gaya Kya??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apne Mobile Ko Facewash Lagkar Garm Pani Se Dhokar Kumkum Aur Chawal Lagkar Mandir Main Chada Do Kyuki Sms To Aap Karte Nhi To Puja Karo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek ladka bola : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya? Ladki : Bhag jaa harami 3 din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 behra scootr khich k leja rha tha. 2nd behra-kya hua petrol khatm ho gya kya? 1st-Nhi yr, petrol khatm ho gya. 2nd-Acha, mjhe lga petrol khatm hogya....!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh kar Aasmaan bhi ro padaa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jab Larkion kay Number se Bhari hui Sim Gumho gayi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Bikhari: Are dkho, kisi ne meri cycle chura li Aur apni bike yaha chhod gaya. 2 Bikhari: Tu to sach mein lut gaya, ye to petrol se chalti hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha. Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji. . Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai. . Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan, ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai.=))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai Dhamaal...?? . . . Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai Dhamaal.....? . . A.C.P bola: Daya , surakshit kaale mere baal , Vasmol ne kiya kamaal.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक आदमीमेडीकल-स्टोर पर गया: ज़हरदे दोभाई। दुकानदार:बिनापर्ची के नहीमिलसकता। आदमीने शादी काकार्ड दिखाया। दुकानदार:बस पगले रुलाएगाक्या..बड़ीबोतलदूँ या छोटी?
    • 10 years ago



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  • School ka wo last day jab sari ladkiya saree me aati hai. We all have a feeling ki ye bhi itni sunder hai. School dress me pata hi nahi chala yaar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Papa aur beta ek Hotel me gye... .. Papa: Waiter, .. 1 Beer aur 1 Ice-Cream lao... .. Beta: Ice-Cream kyu papa? Aap bhi Beer pijiye na !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Raat ke pehlu me chand sitare chhaye hain - wah wah - Raat ke pehlu me chand sitare chaye hain - Madam Darwaja kholiye hum CID se aaye hain
    • 10 years ago



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  • Beta: papa ye sms kise kahte hai or ye kiske kaam aata hai . . . papa: beta ye VIP log bhejte hai or hum jeshi KANJOO logo k padhne k kaam aata hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye, na mujhe jamane se koi aas hai, jo apna samajh ke apni girlfriend ki pappi dilwa de bas aise dost ki talaash hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bus accident hua. A man crying hey bhagwan mera haathtoot gaya, . . . . . . . . . Pappu:- Control urself, abe uss aadmi ko dekho, wo mar gaya fir bhi chup-chap leta hai..:p :O :D :D
    • 10 years ago



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