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  • GirL Friend is fun, & Wife is gun. GirL Friend is Light of Moon, & Wife is Month of June. GirL Friend is Tooty Fruity & Wife is Kismat Phooti. GirL Friend is Beauty, & Wife is duty. Girl friend is pension & Wife is tension. Girl friend is pataka, & Wife is syapa. HappY Kunwara Life.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna. Duniya Mein Kuch Mile Na Mile. Do Cheezein Haq Se Leni Chahiye. Ek Samose Ke Sath Extra Chatni Aur Dusra Gol-Gappe Khane Ke Baad Uska Pani .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: mai animal ka naam lugi aur tmhe btana h vo kesi awaj nikalta h, . Teacher- Dog? Student- Bow Bow! . . Teacher- Cat? Student- Meow meow! . . Teacher- Lion? Student- Aah Aah Aah Aaahhhh.. oh yeahh…. . . . . Teacher: I said LION, Not ‘Leone’..
    • 10 years ago



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  • She is HOT.She is Sweet. She always need a Lip 4Kiss. Whole World is MaD 4 her. WHO is She? . . . Do U Know? . . . . She is ..."TEA" Chai piyo, Mast jiyo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!! Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: shyam BABAR kon h....? Shyam:nahi pata sir Teacher: Padhai pe dhyan dogi to malum hoga na... Shyam:sir aff PRANAYA ko jante h.........? Teacher: nahi pata . . . . . . Shyam:apne ladki pe dhyam dogi to malum hoga na By :- Pranaya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jo log apni giflfriend ko chand samjate hai to. wo apni girlfriend ko chand samjana chhod de. kyuki chand par pehle hi teen log chad chuke hai. aur usme 1 kutta bhi shamil tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Saawan ka mausam tha Poonam ki raat thi Mein uske paas tha Woh mere karib thi Phir woh mere paas aayi Aur thodi si ghabraayi Jab maine uska haath pakada Toh woh thodi si sharmaayi Usne kaha aaj hum Aise bandhan mein bandh jaaye Jise duniya ki Koi taakat na tod paaye Meri khushi ka andaaza Lagana mushkil tha Par iske aage jo hua Woh batana bhi mushkil tha Usne mera haath Haatho mein lekar kaha Yeh toh janam janmo Ka bandhan hai Phir mujhe yaad aaya Woh Saawan ka mausam Woh poonam ki raat Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Golgappe Kha Rahe Thi....30-35 Kha Liye Honge
    phir Usne BF Se Poocha Aur 10 Kha Lu?
    Boyfriend Ne Ghhlla Ke Bola Le Naagin......kha Le...
    ladki Ne Boyfriend Ko Ek Chatta Mara Naagin Kisko Bola Be...
    Boyfriend-Are Yaar Maarti Kyo Ho Mene Bola Naaaa......Ginnnnnn Kha Le
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chennai Central Railway Station > Anna Salai-Walaja Road Jn > Triplicane High Road-Walaja Road Jn > Santhome Basilica > Adyar Flyover > SRP Tools Junction > Lifeline Hospital Junction > RMZ Millenia IT Park
    • 10 years ago



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  • Itne haseen khwab na dikho mujhe. Khwabo ko ek din Toot jana hai. Mana ki akhiri sans tak to main sath hu. apke Lekin saans ko bhi ek Din Toot Jana hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बच्चा दबंग देखकर आया. स्कूल में..... सर: बेटा तुम्हारे सारे उत्तर गलत हैं मार्क्स दें तो कहां? बच्चा: कमाल करते हैं मास्टर जी. मार्क्स ही तो मांग रहे हैं, चुपचाप दे दो वरना थप्पड़ मार के भी ले सकते हैं. सर: बदतमीज़………. बच्चा: बदतमीज़ से याद आया आप के पापा कैसे हैं? सर: निकल जा मेरी क्लास से. बच्चा: चुपचाप से मार्क्स दे दो वरना आंसर सीट में इतने छेद करेंगे कि कन्फ्यूज हो जाओगे कि मार्क्स कहां दें और जीरो कहां दें!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apka Mobile kis k pas tha..? Main ne subah Call ki to kisi larrki ne receive kya, Main kuch bolne hi wala tha magar uski awaz sun kar main chup hi raha Aur woh barre Pyar se boli . . . . . . . . Is Call k liye ap k account ki raqam kafi nhi h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 aam aadmi bathroon mai sab kuch kr lata ha Comedy - Romance Action and Dance They have good chance Tabi to hota ha bacha 5-panch..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Rajkumar Ko Shraap Mila Tha Ki Wo Ek Saal Me Ek Word Hi Bol Skta Tha. To Wo 3 Saal Tk Kuch Nhi Bolaaur Wo 3 Saal Tak Intjaar Krta Rhakeval Ek Rajkumari Ko I Love You Bolne K Lie. . Jb Usne Ye Word Bole To Rajkumari Ne Kaha... . . . . . . Mai Sun Nhi Paai Plz Repeat Kro..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baap: Beta zindagi me kabhi Charas na peena, . warna wo jo aage 4 Aadmi ja rahe hai na Wo 8 nazar aayenge, . . . . . . . . . . . . . Beta: "Magar Dad.! wo to sirf 2 Aadmi hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • अमरीकी : मोबाइल हमारी खोज है। चीनी : सिम कार्ड हमारी खोज है। जापानी : मैसेज (SMS)हमारी खोज है। कोरियाई : ब्लूटूथ हमारी खोज है। . . . . . . . भारतीय : मिस्डकाल हमारी खोज है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tumsa Koi Doosra Is Zameen Par Hua To RAB Se Shikayath Hogi . . . . . Aye Dost Ek To Jhela Nahi Jata Doosra Agaya To Socho Hamari Kya Halat Hogi!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zor Se Chali Hawa Udd Gye Aap Wah Wah Zor Se Chali Hawa Udd Gye Aap Fir? Fir Kya? Ruk Gayi Hawa Or Gir Gye Aap Common Sense Yaar:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • TEACHER: Wo konsa Department hai jis me Aurat kaam nhi kar sakti..??? : : : Pappu: FIRE BRIGADE.. : : : : Teacher: Kyon : : : : : : : PAPPU: kynki Aurton ka kaam Aag lagana hai bujhana nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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