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  • agar khus hai wo dekh ansu mere ankho me to khuda ki kasam hum muskurana hi chhor denge tarpte hi rahenge use dekhne ko magar uski taraf palak uthana hi chhor denge womanjil hi kya meri jo dukh de usko kuda ki kasam us manjil pe hum jana hi chhor denge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Koi 1 din select karo.. Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Kar liya…? . Reply mat karna.. Bas us din naha liya karo plz I know sardi kaafi hai.. Par nahana bhi zaruri hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge, Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge, Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me, To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 car ki nilami ho rhi thi. Boli lagi ...... 15 lakh 20 lakh 40 lakh Husband: Is khataare me aisa kya hai? Seller: Iske 23 accident hue hai, har bar sirf biwi mari hai. Husband: iski to............1 crore........!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy to Girl: Tum ladkiyan love Marriage kyun karti ho? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Girl; Anjaan Namoona milne se achchha hai...... Jana pehchana Kameena mil jaye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai Dosto. . . Student 1 Ladki Ko Ghaseet Ke School Le Jaa Rahe The. . . 1 Buzurg Bole: Isko Chhod Do Ye Khud School Chali Jayegi . . . Student: Baba Ji Ye Hamari Madam Hai Roz School Se Date Par Bhag Jaati Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ladka addmission lene college gaya..Principle:"Mai tum se 1 Mushkil sawal puchun ya 10 Asaan.. ?? .Ladka:"1 mushkil sawaal.. .Principle:"Batao Din pehle aata haiya Raat.. ?? .Ladka:"Din.. . Principle:"wo kaise.. ?? . .Ladka:"Sorry sir ye Aap ne Dusra sawal puch liya..Thoko Like for this Intelligent student.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband ghar se chala gaya.. Husband: Rat ko phone pay, “Khanay mein kia hai?” Wife: Zeher. Husband: Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Educated Admi ki shadi Anpad aurat se ho gayi. Subah husband ne pucha: Hamara Environment pasand aaya. Wife: Haa ji, Bas thoda mota tha..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Phoolwala:"Saha­b Apni Gf Keliye Phool Le Lo.. . Boy:"Meri Gf Nahi Hai. Phoolwala:"To Mangetar Ke Liye Le Lo. Boy:"Meri Mangetar Nahi Hai.. Phoolwala:"to Biwi Ke Liye Hi Le Lo. Boy:"Meri Biwi Bhi Nahi Hai. . . . Phoolwala:"Aye Duniya Ke Khush Kismat Insaan Meri Taraf Se Ye Phool Free Me Le Le...:p :O :D :D By:sharad
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shadi mein dulhan ko ghungat mein kyu rakha jata hai????. nai pata... socho socho!!!!. taki kisi k muh se ye na nikal jaye ki ? abe ye to meri girl frnd thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Haskar dekha liya rokar bhi dekh liya kisi ko pakar khokar bhi dkh liya, Pyar bhi kiya aur samajh bhi liya zindagi wahi jee sktahai jisne akele jeena sikha hai 6 minutes ago · · By-Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pehla gadha; Yaar me jis Dhobhi ke ghar kaam karta Hoon vo muje bahut marta hai. Dusra gadha; Tu bhag kyu nhi jata. Pehla gadha; Dhobhi ki 1 khoobsurat beti hai, Vo sharati hai toh dhobhi kehta hai, Ki teri shadi kisi gadhe se karva duga, Bas yhi sochkr ruk jata hoon.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 murgi ne baaj se shadi kr li. 1 murge ne usse kaha kya sare murge mar gaye the? Murgi-mai kya krti pitaji ki jid thi ki ladka air-force mai hona chaiye
    • 10 years ago



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  • GOLU: Tu muje 3 crore Rs de De Mai tujhe 2 month ke baad lota dunga MOLU (after 2m)-chal apna wada pura kar GOLU ) ( (___) ye Le LOTA
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sari Raat Na Soye Hm Raato Ko Uth Ke Kitna Roye Hm Bas Ek Bar Mera Kasur Hi Bata De Ae_Jaan Itna Pyar Karne K Bawjud B Kyo Na Kisi K Hue Hm
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki Ne Ek Buzurg Se Poochha-"Pyar Ki Haqeeqat Kya Hai?" Buzurg Ne Kaha- "Jao Baagh Mein Jo Sab Se Khoobsurat Phool Ho Wo Le Aao." Ladki Ek Din Baad Wapis Aai Or Kaha- "Mein Phool Dekhti Rahi Ek Phool Sab Se Khoobsurat Tha Magar Mein Us Se Behtar Ki Talash Mein Chal Padi, Magar Koi Pyara Na Laga Jab Laut Kar Aai To Usey Koi Or Tor Chuka Tha "Buzurg Ne Kaha- "Yahi Pyar Ki Haqeeqat Hai Jo Samne Ho Us Ki Qadar Nahi Ki Jati Or Jab Wapis Lauto To Wo B Hath Nahi Aata
    • 10 years ago



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