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  • teacher: tum mese koi joke sunayega.? banti: sir mai ek joke sunauga.... teacher: achcha banti sunao.. banti: ek budhiya rahti hai vo paida hote hi mar jati hai......by vrkadam
    • 10 years ago



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  • Love tips by Masoom Dil Niraj. Question1- agar koi ladki bhav na de to kya kare????? . . . . Answer- lat marke dil se nikal de.. Aur dusri pe chance mare . India ki 49% (60 crore) womens population kab kam ayegi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kateel lagta he aadmi jab uske, hath me talwar hoti he. us se b kateel lagti he aurat jab uske body pe na kameez na salwar hoti he.
    • 10 years ago



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  • लड़का – तुम्हारा नाम क्या है ..? लड़की – मीना ... और तुम्हारा ...?? लड़का – कमीना ... लड़की – तुम झूट बोल रहे हो ... कमीना भी कोई नाम होता है भला ..?? लड़का – पांच मिनट बैठ जा मेरे धोरे तू भी इसी नाम से बुलाएगी
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bohut ho chuki mohabbat mein meri ruswai, ya Khuda main wafa kar ke bhi bewafa kehlaya, Dard kitne hain bata nahi sakta, Zakhm kitne hain dikha nahi sakta, Aankhon se samajh sako to samajh lo, Aansoo gire hain kitne ginwa nahi sakta.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nurse - Mubarak Ho Aap k Ghar Beta Paida Hua He. Sardar - o terii.. Kya Technology He Biwi Meri Hospital Me He Aur Bachcha Mere Ghar Paida huwa He.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladke Ne Brand New Jaguar Car Le Li Aur Apni Girlfriend Ko Dikhane Ke Liye Uske Paas Gaya, . . Ladki : Wow...!! New Car.! Aur Wo Bhi PUMA Ki...!! . . . . . . . . Abhi Tak Ladka Icu Me Admit Hai Aur Becchara Sadme Se Bahar Nahi Aa Raha Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi, 3 Din Baad Wapis Aayi..! . Father(Ghusse Se):-@: Ab Kya Lene Aayi Ho ?? . Ladki: Patli Pin Wala Charger...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- "Mai teri jaan nikal dungi" ka future tense kya hoga....?? . . . . . Studnet- Tu, Saali Haath laga k to dikha.!! Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga.. Student Rock...teacher shock!!:D Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • Smart Hone Ki Sabse Badi Problm. . . Sari Ladkiyo Ko Lagta Ki Iski To Pahle Se Hi Girlfrnd Hogi :-) . . . . . Unko Kya Pata Isee Vajah Se, Aaj Tak Single Hu Mai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: i love u... Girl: sorry but I love sum1 else... Boy: ok your happiness matters me more than ur love... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Moral: moral voral kuch nahi jaha apni bezzati ho rahi ho waha acha dialogue maar ;
    • 10 years ago



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  • पुरानी गर्ल फ्रेंड की शादी का कार्ड मिला..... थोड़ी तकलीफ जरुर हुई.... बाद में सोचा, जाऊंगा जरुर .... मोहब्बत अपनी जगह हे और पुड़ी-सब्जी अपनी जगह।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dr: Kya hua?? Kaise aana hua?? Santa: Kuch nahin. Tabiyat theek nahin lagti. Dr: Sharab peete ho kya?? Santa: Theek hain. Ek chhota peg bana do .!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha. Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji. . Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai. . Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan, ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai.=))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Attitude Of Girls: Jab Ladke Nahi dekhe to... Girl: Kutta, Dekhta bhi nahi . . . . Jab ladke dekhe to... Girl: Dekh kaise Kutte ki tarah dekh raha hai....!ufff....ye ldkya bhi yaar....:-):-):)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tanha Rehna To Sikh Liya Humne, Per Khush Na Kabhi Reh Payenge, Teri Duri To Fir Bhi Seh Lete Hai, Per Teri Mohabbat Ke Bin Na Jee Payenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl- Kaha Ho? Boy-hostel Me Hu. Girl- Par Tum To Ghar Me Rehte Ho Na? Boy- Hostel Me Hi Hu, 2nd Maal K Sath Dance Kr Raha Hu. Tune Us Raat Ko Tere Sath Sone Nhi Diya So Go To Hell.
    • 10 years ago



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  • HaR YuG Me Aisa HoTa He HaR STuDeNT IsHQ Me KhoTa He PDhai ReH JaTi He SiRF "DikHaVe Ki AuR FiR "HaaL-E-DiL MaRk SheeT PaR "BaYaN HoTa He
    • 10 years ago



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