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  • Ek Aurat Apni Padosan Ko Bata Rahi Thi Aurat: “Tujhe Pata Hai, 20 Saal Tak Meri Koi Aulad Nahi Hui” Padosan Hairani Se: “To Phir Tune Kya Kiya?” Aurat: “Phir Main 21 Saal Ki Hui To Mere Papa Ne Meri Shaadi Kardi ….. Phir Ja Ke Munna Hua“ By : Meena Mishra
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dear facebook. Whenever I add a Girl, You Always Ask Me Do you Knw her? I Just Want To Ask . . . . . . . . . . . . . Behan Lgti Hay Wo Teri...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj to bahot khush honge aap? . . . . Kyon ki, barish jo ho rahi hai . . . aur barish me to . . . . sab hi mendak khush hote hain
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi Ke Mahine Bhar Ke Kharche Se Tang Aakar Pati :- Mahine Bhar Me 1 Kilo Lipstic Kaha Jati Hai? Biwi :- Jhoot Mat Bolo 750 Gm To Tum Hi Chat Lete Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • IN SINGING STUDENT LIFE------ School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil MereKaam Ki nahi… Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. . Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam.. Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle… Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. . Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare… Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai… Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay jag soona lage. SKT
    • 10 years ago



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  • A shocking note left by a wife while going out for shopping. . . . “Dear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so i am taking it out for a walk”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil kholo-Pyar lo, . Dimag kholo-Gyan lo . Aankhe kholo-khawab lo . Hont kholo-muskan lo . Kapde kholo aur ... ? Naha lo yar garmi bahut hai... humesa Galat mat socha kro.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Raavan ki 20 aankhen thi lekin nazar sirf 1 aurat pe, Aur aap ki sirf 2 aankhen hai lekin nazar har aurat pe, replay Toh batao asli Raavan kaun hai ???
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon ki Shakal se pata lag jaata hai ki Unke Dimag mai kya Chal raha hai. . . Student: "Fir bhi Ap Apna Dupatta sahi nahi kr rahi ho!
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Lady Comes To A Fruit Wala Lady: “Hey Fruit Wale Bhaiya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever.” Fruitwala Shocked: “O Meri Maa Ye Potatoes Fever Kya Hota Hai?” Lady: “O Maaye Gaad, You Dan’t Know Potatoes Fever.” Fruitwala: “Bhen Ji Chahiye Kya Aapko?” Lady: “You Literacy Pupil, Potatoes Fever Matlab ‘Aaloo Bukhara‘.“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek kunwari ladki ki petme baccha aa gaya.. Uski baap : ye kiska hain? Ladki : papa miss call to sab hi marta tha.. pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • बंता की टूटी हुई टांग देख कर संता,”तुम्हारी टांग कैसे टूट गई?” बंता: क्या बताऊं यार, कल दारू कम पी थी, इसलिए। संता: दारू कम पीने से टांग कैसे टूट सकती है? बंता: सीधी सी बात है, अगर मैंने छक कर पी होती तो मैं ठेके पर ही लुढ़क गया होता। कम पी थी इसलिए घर आने के लिए निकला और रास्ते में गढ्डे में गिर गया।
    • 10 years ago



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  • EK STUDENT KI KAHANI :- . . Kal raat book meri taraf dekhti rhi, . Aur nind mujhe apni taraf khichti rhi, . Nind ka jhoka mera man moh gaya, . . . . . . . . Aur kal raat fir ek honhar studnt bina padhe so gaya..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy 2 Girl- tumhara naam kya hai? . . Grl- meena, or tumhara? . . Boy- kamina. . . Grl- jhut mat bolo. . . . Boy- le.! Tu 5 min pass me baith k dekh le... Tu isi naam se bulaaegi.. .. Hahahah Boys rocks
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyon k nakhre hazar 500 ka note do kahti hai yeh to kar rhe ho mazak 1000 ki patti paate hi kahti hai , . . Aadab Aadab. Just 4 lover.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gabar:- Kitne Admi the? Samba:-Sarkar 2 Gabar:- Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne hote he? Samba:- 2 1 ke Baad ata he. Gabar:- aur 2 kpehle?? Samba:- 2 k pehle 1ata hai. Gabar:- To bich me kaun ata hai? Samba:- Bich me koi nahi ata. Gabar:-To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate? Samba:- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta hai kyun ki 2 1 se bada hai. Gabar:- 2 1 se Kitna bada hai? Samba:- Ulluk patthey, Kaminey goli marni hai to maar de, Maine 13 namak khaya hai, chvanprash nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • MUNNABHAI ko ladki hui.. CIRKIT-Bhai! Ab Mohalle keSaare ladke isprLine maarenge MUNNABHAI-Tu fikrMat karRe, Apun iska naam DIDI Rakhega
    • 10 years ago



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  • ek ladki ko ek jadu ka chirag mila Us ne us ko ragda to ek Jin nikla, . Jin ne kaha:3 khwaishe batao, . ladki :1 khubsurat Aalishan ghar ho, Ghar aa gaya, . ladki - dusri ghar main bahut amir log rahte hoo Log Aa gaye, . ladki - ab us ghr me jo jawan ladka hai, usko mera bf bana do
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zor Se Chali Hawa Udd Gye Aap Wah Wah Zor Se Chali Hawa Udd Gye Aap Fir? Fir Kya? Ruk Gayi Hawa Or Gir Gye Aap Common Sense Yaar:-)
    • 10 years ago



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