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  • Gussa Ma Aavi Ne Pati Ae Potana Sasra Ne SMS Karyo:- "Your product not matching my requirements." Chatur Sasra Ae Same Javab Aapyo:- "Warranty expired, Manufacturer not responsible."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bhoot Haircut Karane Gaya Insaan K Bhesh Me Barber: Baad Mein Aao, Busy Hun! Aisa Kya Kaha Bhoot Ne Barber Behosh . . Sar Rakh Kar Jaa Raha Hoon, Baad Mein Le Jaaonga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Insaan Ki Zindgi Me Koi Bhi Problem Ho To Kish Ke Pass Jana Chahiye.? Banta: Kisan Ke Pass. Santa: Wo Kyo.? Banta: Kyoki Uske Pass HAL Hota Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gud Morning! Aap ye soch rahe honge ki Raat ko Gud Morning kaise? Simple! Phone mera, Paise mere, Msg mera, toh marzi bhi meri! Jo marzi aayega wo bhejunga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Uski Girl Frnd Ne Sms Kiya- "I Miss You" Santa Ne Apna Khaternaak Dimaag Lagayaa, Or 2 Ghante Baad Jabab Bheja- "I Mister You..." Ha....ha....hiBy - Rao
    • 10 years ago



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  • I Will Give You One Kiss To Go To Sleep. I Give You Two Kisses To Dream. I Give You An Endless Row Of Kisses To, When You Wake Up In The Morning, Think Of Me......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Mareej Doctor Ke Paas Gaya. Mareej: “Doctor Sahab, Mere Kaan Mein Matar Ka Podha Ugg Aaya Hai” Doctor: “Ye Badi Hairani Ki Baat Hai” Mareej: “Ji Haan Doctor Sahab, Hairani Ki Baat To Hai, Kyun Ki Mene To Apne Kaan Mein Bhindi Ke Beej Dale The“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Padosi: Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki awaz aati hai Is khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya hai? Aadmi: Meri Biwi mujhe jooton se maarti hai, Lag jaay to wo hansti hai, Na Lage to main hansta hoon. KHUDA ka shukar hai, hansi khushi zindagi guzar rahi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Kal maine roket chhoda jo suraj se ja takraya. Banta: Fir kya hua? Santa: Meri boht pitayi hui, Banta: Wo kaise? Santa: Suraj ki mammi ne muje pita..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shadi me photografer banne ka kuch aur hi maza h.... Ladkiya -meri lo na -Meri akeli ki lo. -ye meri frnd he hum dono ki sath me lo -Meri Khadi khadi ki lena
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai ... ab to fakhr se uncha hai apna bhi collar.... . ab to fakhr se uncha hai apna bhi collar.... .... . . . . . kyuki #Pyaz ne beat kiya hai american dollar$
    • 10 years ago



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  • Son:kal papa Nokrani ko bed pe Lita k... Mom:Ruko papa k samne bolo PAPA AATE HI Son-papa Nokrani k sath wahi kr rhe the Jo Varma uncle apke sath krte hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aisa Kyun Hota Hai Doston…??? Jisko Zindagi Mano Wohi Jaan Nikal Leti Hai… Hum Tarapte Hai Unki Hansi Ke Liye… Aur Wo Hume Hi Rulati Rehti Hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega Salesman : Pata nahi Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai. Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay k baad dukan wala bola “ap ko charti nahi hay?” bhagwan: main bhagwan hun Club wala: charh gaye salay ko
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Buddha K Ghr Ek Chor Ghusta Hai Chori Krne. Chor- A Buddhe Sona Kaha Hai? Killer Ansr!!!! Buddha - Pura Ghar Khali Hai Kahi B Soja.! Chor Socks And Buddha Rocks...!!!!!:-P
    • 10 years ago



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