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बाहुबली की कमाई देख लगता है अब ग्रीस भी बाहुबली से लोन लेने आ जाऐगा

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Q: 2 Gay Ladke Ek Khubsurat Larki Ko Dekh Kar Kya Bole??? . . . . : Yaar Agar Ladki Aisi Hai To Uska Bhai Kaisa Hoga ???

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Ek ladka TRAIN me chadne laga Akashwani hui:"Isme mat chadh ye patri se utar jayegi.. . . PLANE me chadne laga Aawaj aayi:"Ye crash ho jayega.." . . BUS me aawaj aayi: "Ye khaime gir jayegi.." . . Ladka gusse se:"Kaun hai Yaar..??? . . Aawaz aai:"GOD" . . Ladka:"Engineering me jab admission le raha tha, tab tumhara gala baith gaya tha kya..?

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1 Ladke Ne ek Ladki Ko Call Ki Boy:I LOVE U Jaan Girl-Sacchi Boy-Mucchi Girl: ek 100ka Recharge Krwa Do Plz Boy-Sorry Didi Rong Number :-P :-D HAHA

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Interviewer- What is d diffrnce btwn Land Line & Mobile? KiLLer answer by Santa:- Land Line ka Number hum ungli se Dial Karte hai Aur mobile ka Anguthe se.

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Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi to.. Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?! Kya parso? Bolo Kya kha tumne? Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi! Batao kya parso? Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati.

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Boy:i love you girl:ponk na boy:i will die 4u girl:ponk na boy:i cant live with out you girl:ponk na boy:i will send you easy load girl:really boy:ponk na

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To, The Principal, Dhaakad School, HARYANA. Sir, Baat nue h k school me jee na lagta, or raat ne neend b na aati. darasal school me chhoriyan ki ghani kami ho rhi h. Aur mhari class me to katai konya. Or baaki ki jo h itni bhoondi shakal ki h dekhan ne b jee na karta aur nakhre meri susriyan k asman te unche se, aur Madam b koi khaas item na h, kuch ni te 4-5 suthri suthri kaam aali rakh leo Aapka bahut bahut dhanyawad Urs obediently nam koni batau

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Delivery k waqt, Wife- God, ladka ho Pati-Ladki ho God- Shut up, dnt distrb wrna aisa confusng item banaunga k tun dono rote rahoge & wo TALI bajata rahega...

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Dua hai aapki achi nokri ho, 1 achi chokri ho,Aapko miss kare, Mujhe kiss kare,Apko puppi de, Mujhe jhappi de,Apke sath roye , mere sath soye.

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जुड़वां बच्चे अपने कमरे में बैठे थे, एक हंस-हंस के लोटपोट
हो रहा था, जबकि दूसरा उदास था….!!!
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पिता:- इतना क्यों हंस रहे हो….???
बच्चा:- इतनी ठंड में मम्मी ने दोनों बार इसी को नहला दिया…. ????

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दिमाग बॉडी का सबसे अहम हिस्सा होता है, ये 24 घंटे चालू रहता है, ये हमारे जन्म से लेकर उस वक्त तक काम करता है, जब तक कि हमारी ……. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . शादी नही हो जाती

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Hmare SMS Padh k Log Samajte H Ki Inko to Aadat H Paise Udane ki Par Wo PAGLE Kya Jane ki Ye B Ek Ada H KANJUSO Ko SHARM Dilane Ki

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Girl To customer care:" Mujhe 1msg 40 logo ko bhejna hai to kaise bheju ?? . . . Customer Care:" Msg kya hai?? . . . . . Girl:" Hi janu, i have no balance, plz 100 ka rechrge karva do. Khan

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Aashiqui 3 Song Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook chalau main ya naa. . . Apne tu ghar ka pata de, aaau main yaa naaa. . . Apna tu phone number bta de, Call lagau main yaa naaaaaaaa. . . Khaana tu rakh de paka ke, khau main yaaa na. . Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko... . Ab hota nhi intizaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de koi dusri patau main yaa naaaaaa. Girls, i m wa8ing dusri ptau mei b ya na ?

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Murgi Anda Deti Hai Aur Cow Doodh Deti Hai To Aisa Kaun Hai Jo Dudh Bhi Hai Aur Anda Bhi Deta Hai? DUKAANDAR ! Waris

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Aaj Ka Mahaan Vichaar: Kisi ki taraf itni jaldi dosti ka haath na badao!! Kyunki kuch log... "Toilet" se aakar haath nahi dhote..:

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ek dum faadu wala Boss-Tumari ability ? Lady secretary- Young hu, Dynamic hu, Sincere hu, Honest hu, Hardworking hu, Qualified hu, Experienced hu, Deserving hu, Typing janti hu, File sahi rakhti hu, Computer me expert hu, Thoda accounts b janti hu, Boss: aur kuch Lady: Disease free aur healthy hu, Copper T lagayi hai, 7 positions aati hai, 69 me Expert hu, aur Sabse Jaruri Baat k Apne flat me akeli rehti hu...! Boss: bas kar pagli,ab rulayegi kya ?

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1) Pehli Baat: Har insaan itna bura nahin hota, jitna “PAN Card” Aur “Aadhar Card” mein dikhta hai, Aur itna achcha bhi nahin hota, jitna “facebook” aur “whatsapp” pe dikhta hai. 2) Dusri Baat: Har insaan itna bura nahin hota, jitna uski “Biwi” usko samajhti hai, Aur itna achcha bhi nahin hota, Jitna uski “Maa” usko samjhti hai.

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Mahatma Gandhi ne shadi se phle apni wife Kasturba Gandhi ko letter likha: . DEAR KASTURBA, . . I LOVE YOU. . . Tumhara "BAPU" Ji

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