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  • Petrol Pump Se 21 Km Doorfauji Truck Ka Ptrol Khatm Ho Gya.. Pappu Driver Ne Major Ko Btaya Ke Ptrol Pump Tak Dhakka Lagana Padega.. Sab Nichey Utar Kar DhakkalaganeLage.. Kafi Der Baad Pump Par Pahuch Gaye.. Kuch Jawan Behosh Ho Gaye.. Pappu Ne Petrol Dlwana Shuru Kiya To Major Ne Kaha K Piche Jo Drum Hai, Us Me B Dalwa Lo.. Pappu:" Wo To Full Hai, Emrgency K Liye Rakha Hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir-Wo kaun he jisne apna pehla kadm chand pr rakha. Snta-Niel Armstrong Sir-Aur dusra Snta-kya sir dusra b usne hi rkha,langda nhi tha wo
    • 10 years ago



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  • Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai. Lalu: Na Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim karleta hai. Lalu: Tumko aata hai Obama: Yes Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Sharif Aadmi Ko Kya Chahiye: . . . Ek Biwi Jo Pyaar Kare, Ek Biwi Jo Achha Khaana Banaye, Ek Biwi Jo bacho ko sambhale . aur . . . TEENO Biwiya Mil Julkar Rahe...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya Bahut der se SUSU rok rakha tha baad mein Ladki se bola SUSU karne ki jagah dikhao. Ladki sharmate huye: PAHLE AAP DIKHAO.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maa: Beta, tu apne baal kyoon nahi katwaata? Pappu: Yo! its fashion mummy . . . . Maa: Wo to theek hai, par log teri beheno ko dekhne aate hain, aur tujhe pasand kar jaate hain..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Every college is a Bigg Boss 7 house Where Jahannum is Examination Hall, . . . Jannat is Girls Hostel, . . . .and every guy is.... . . . Salman Khan!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Koi Jhuka K Maarta Hai Koi Khade-2 Maarta Hai Koi Dhire-2 Maarta Hai Koi Jaldi-2 Maarta Hai Koi Maarte-2 Thak Jata Hai Tab Jakar Hota Hai "Scooter Start"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kanjoos baap k bete ne kha: . . "Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi h.50,000 mang rhi h, CHUP rehne ke" . . Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye. . . 2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: . . "Meri GF pregnant h 75,000 mangrhi h. . . Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye. . . 6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli: . . "Daddy, I am pregnant!" . . Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya Aur beti ka maatha chum ke kaha: . . "Shabaash beti, Ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Prof: and Sodium? Sardar: NA Prof: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine? Sardar: BANANA!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shadi main ek khubsurat Ladki, Ladke se: aap dance karoge... Ladka khush ho ke bola: Ha.. Ladki pyar se: Toh fir apki kursi main le jaaun.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna bhai: amirican rastrapati Sala kaha rehta hai.? Circut: dhobigath pe. Munna bhai: dhobigath bole to..? Circut: bhai english main usko, Washington kehte hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ये लो नया जोक
    लड़की(घरवालों से):- मेरा एक बॉयफ्रेंड:person_with_blond_hair: है।
    माँ:- कमीनी:information_desk_person:???? ,कलमुँही:person_with_pouting_face:????, यही सब करने जाती थी कॉलेज:rage:
    लड़की :- माँ बात तो सुनो, वो बैंक :european_post_office:में है और कहता है कि तुम्हारे सभी घरवालों:family_mwbb: के नोट:money_with_wings: बदलवा दूँगा।

    माँ(:heart_eyes::scream::heart_eyes_cat:) :- वाह मेरी बच्ची:bride_with_veil:, आ मेरे सीने से लग जा:dancer::runner:‍♀:heart:
    :joy::joy::joy:
    • 10 years ago



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  • KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE.. . KAASH YE DURIYA NA HOTI.. . . . KAASH HUM SATH HOTE.. . . . TO.. . . . . TO, . . TO.. . . TO.. . TO.. . . YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shaadi Ki Party Mein DJ Ne Puchha: Kab Tak Bajaana Hai Santa: 8-10 Peg Tak Baja Lo Uske Baad Toh Hum Sab Generator Ki Awaz Par Bhi Naach Lenge. Q Ki 10 Baje K Baad Line Kaha Rehta Hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • With Just A Single Kiss On The Lips For 30sec, She Got Pregnant..! . . . Who Is She? . . . Balloon.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar jaane ki kya fees hai.. ?? . . Doctor:" 300 rupees. Engineer:"Chale Dr Sahab.. ?? . . Dr ne bike nikali engineer aur Dr Ghar pahuch gaye Dr bola mareez kaha hai.. ?? . Engineer:"Maree z toh koi nahi hai , . . . . . . . taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur tu 300 mein le aaya... Engineer Rocked-Doctor Shocked !! :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Badnaam zamane mein muhabbat nahi karte Dil wale tou dushman se bhi nafrat nahi karte Ek baar jise chaha sada us k rahe phir Hum log amaanat mein khayaanat nahi karte Tanhai mein kar lete hain yaad aansoo baha kar Zahir kabhi hum apni ibaadat nahi karte Waqt aane par maloom ye ho jaaega aapko Hum sirf dikhawe ki muhabbat nahi karte Likhte hain faqat faqat ek tumhare liye Ghazal Har shakhs pe hum aise enaayat nahi karte
    • 10 years ago



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  • agar khus hai wo dekh ansu mere ankho me to khuda ki kasam hum muskurana hi chhor denge tarpte hi rahenge use dekhne ko magar uski taraf palak uthana hi chhor denge womanjil hi kya meri jo dukh de usko kuda ki kasam us manjil pe hum jana hi chhor denge
    • 10 years ago



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