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  • Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mei Khayal Aata Hai. . . Ki Jab Tujhe Neend 10.30pm Bje Aa Jati Hai. . . Toh Tera Whatsapp Last Seen At 3.30am Kyu Dikhata Hai @Kamini?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar vinod khanna don hote to dialogue hota don ke sir par bal ane ka intzar, 11 mulko ke hair dresser kar rahe h. lekin don ke sir par bal ana muskil hi nahi namumkin h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aap Ke Hone Se Hamari Khushi Judi Hui Hai, Aapki Aankho Se Hamari Roshni Judi Hui Hai. Mat Karna Door Apne Hotho Se Ye Muskurahat, Aapki In Hansi Se Hamari Zindagi Zudi Hui Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bahu : Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ? . . . . . . Maaji : Are Kambakht tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक औरत को बाज़ार में पीछे से किसी ने ऊँगली कर दी और वह छुप गया। पीछे एक 65 साल का बूढ़ा खड़ा था। औरत: बाबा जी मिस्ड काल आपने दी? बाबा: मेरा तो बैलेंस ही ख़तम है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Darling tumne mujhme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujhse pyar ho gaya?Boy: Darling abhi kuch dekha hi kahan hai, dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha hu!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • BF: Hi Dear, Mujhe Teri Bahot Bahot Yaad AaRhi He, I Seriously Miss u! . GF: Are Abhi To Baat Ki Humne. . BF: Are FirSe Tujhe Hi Lag Gaya Kya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?” Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon? Tum saala dost log udharich milega. Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga. Bole too..
    • 10 years ago



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  • मेरी हँसी का हिसाब कौन करेगा , मेरी गलती को माफ़ कौन करेगा , ऐ खुदा मेरे दोस्त को सलामत रखना , वरना मेरी शादी में " लुंगी डांस " कौन करेगा ..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Judge: Kya naam hai tumhaara? Mulzim: Huzoor, Ram Lal. Judge: Tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko dabaa ke, daraa ke, dhamka ke, apne control mein rakha hai. Mulzim: Judge sahab vo aisa hai ki... Judge: Khamosh!!! Main safaai nahin maang raha hun; tarika bata tarika!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bank robber bank me sher farmate he. jo nasib me hoga wo milega. jo nasib me hoga milega. Hands up koi apni jaghe ni hilega. By - jagdish lodha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khushi:- Jab Biwi Pregnant Ho Darr:- Jab Girlfriend Pregnant Ho Khauf:- Jab Dono Pregnant Ho Haadsa:- Pata Chale K, Aap Dono K Papa Nahi Ho..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aayine Par Bhi Parda Kar Ke Dekha, Khud Ko Bhi Humne Tanha Kar Ke Dekha, Pata Chal Gya Hume, Kitni Mohabat hai Aapse, Jab Teri Yaad Ko Dil Se Juda Karke Dekha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Open challange...99%FailedTo all Boys and Girls Kya Koi Likh Sakta Hai Apna Naam Kuch Aise.? F A C E B O O K Rule - 1) Ek Comment Main Only One Alphabets Likhna Hai"2) Tumhare Comment Ke Beech Main Kise Aur Ka Comment Aa Gya To Dubara Likhna Padega.>>>>> Game Start Now <<<<<< by: Dj Sumit Bhagalpur
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek haseen pal ki zaroorat hai hume.Beete hue kal ki zarurat h hume.Sara jamana ruth gaya humse.jo kabhi na ruthe aise dost ki zarurat hai hume.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Golu in firebrigad Lady calld-mere ghar me aag lagi h G-pani dalo L-dala,aag nai bujhi G-fir hum akar kya karenge hum bi to pani hi dalenge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil dharkan bina.... jism rooh k bina.... Insan muhabbat k bina.... Husan tareef k bina.... Phool khushboo k bina.... Aur Koi ap k bina Udas hai. Also miss u........
    • 10 years ago



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  • Funy poetery main ghoumta raha tairey shaher main darbder wassi Na kisi ney chaa pouchi na lassi A gul changi ni wassi
    • 10 years ago



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