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  • Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon Ki Shakal Se Pata Lag Jaata Hai Ki Unke Dimag Mai Kya Chal Raha Hai. Student: Fir Bhi Ap Apna Dupatta Sahi Nahi Kr Rahi Ho!
    • 10 years ago



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  • पंडित – ग्रह दशा खराब है, रोज सुबह कुत्ते को रोटी और दूध देना।

    लड़का, अपने दोस्त से: सुन बे, कल से तेरा सुबह का नाश्ता मेरी तरफ से, याद से आ जाना…!!!
    • 4 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Hindi Jokes , Jokes Quotes
  • MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI? CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gajodhar: " Yaar Achha Hua Mai India Mein Paida Hua America Mein Nahi !!" Puttan: " Kyu America Mein Paida Hota Toh Kya Hota ??" Gajodhar: " Tu Bhi Na Yaar.. Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai..??"
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बार दो चूहे bike पर जा रहे थे. रास्ते में एक शेर का बच्चा मिला. उसने कहा मुझे भी bike पर चढ़ा लो. चूहोँ ने कुछ सोचा फिर बोले: . . . . . "देख ले, बाद में तेरी मम्मी बोलेगी तू गुंडों के साथ घूमता है"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar kisi k pas sab kuch ho to duniya jalti he, Na ho to duniya hasti he, Mere pas aapke liye sirf "DUA" he..jis k liye duniya BHI tarsti he.............
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Chor Chori Karne 1 Ghr Me Ghusa Malik:Kon Hai Waha? Chor:Miyaaaun! Malik:Kon Hai? Chor:Miyaaunn Malik:Arey Kaun Hai Bhaee?? Chor:Kamine Billi Hun Billi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • બેંક વાળા "પેન" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    મેડીકલ સ્ટોર વાળા "કાતર" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    ઝેરોક્ષ વાળા "સ્ટેપલર" બાંધીને રાખે.

    છોકરીયુ "મોઢા" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    પરબ બધાંવા વાળા "લોટો" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    મોટા મોટા ઘર વાળા "કૂતરો" બાંધી ને રાખે છે,

    સરદારજી "ચાકુ" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    અને પત્નીઓ "પતિ" ને બાંધી ને રાખે છે,

    કોઈને કોઈ ઉપર ""ભરોહો"" જ નથી, બોલો ! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:
    • 9 years ago



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  • InTeReStInG AnD MiNdEd JoKe . . . . . Ek Ladke Ka Naam Deepak Kumar Tha. Is Liye Sab Usey D.K. Keh Kar Bulate The. . Ek Baar Usne Apne School Ki Race Mein Participate Liya. . Uske Pitaji Bhi Race Dekne Aaye The. Jaise Hi Race Shuru Hui Uske Pitaji Chilane Lage: “Bhag D.K. Bhag D.K.” . Toh School Ki Principal Boli: “Ye English Medium School Hai Yaha Par Sirf English Bolo” . To Uske Pitaji Kuch Sochne Ke Baad Bole: “Run D.K. Run D.K. Run
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosti ka rista do anjano ko jod deta hai. Har kadm par zindagi ko naya mod deta hai. Wo sath deta hai tab. Jab apna saya bhi sath choddeta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ..... agar zindagi teri zulfo ki chhav me guzar jati toh HOME LOAN lene ki zarurat na padti.. :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • SARAFAT KI MISAL- ek ladki ka gang rap ho rha tha, Aur ladki chila chila kar ek hi bat bol rhi thi, kutto,kamino koi to c*nd*m lagao, vrna sab ko AIDS ho jayegag..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 16-25 Saal Ki Ladki – Football Ki Tarah Hoti Hai: 1 Ke Peeche 22 Log 26-35 Saal Ki Ladki – Cricket Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai: . 1 Ke Haath Aati Hai Baki Sab Tali Bajate Hai. 36-45 Saal Ki Ladki – Tennis Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai: Ek Kehta Hai Tu Rakh Aur Dusra Kehta Hai Tu Rakh 45 Saal Ke Baad – Golf Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai: Jitni Dur Jaye Acchi Lagti Hai. Right boy & uncle
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi ne apni Biwi ko jor se Thappd mara Aur kaha:- . Aadmi use hi marta hai jisko wo sabse jayada pyar karta hai.......! . To Uski Biwi ne Bi Apne pati ko jor ka thappd mara Aur kaha:- . To Aap kya samjte hai mai aapse kam Pyar karti hu..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek mom ne apne beti ko pyaar karne ka style sikhaya: Mom:Jab bf kiss kare to bolo “don’t” Aur jab gale lage to bolo “stop” 2nd day beti: Mom usne dono ek saath kiya to maine bola “don’t stop”.
    • 10 years ago



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  • प्रेमीका:मैं जा रही हूं किसी और के पास तुम मुझे भूल जाओ. प्रेमी:न तेरे आने की खुशी, न तेरे जाने का गम, जाओ बहन जाओ, जी लो अपनी जिंदगी, दूसरी पटा लेंगे हम!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab Wo Girlfriend Thi Mai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi Mangetar Bani, Wo Bolti, Mai Sunta Tha Jabse Biwi Bani, Hum Dono Bolte Hai, Mohalla Sunta Hai
    • 10 years ago



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