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  • Girl:-Aj bhaiya ne mujhe tumhare sath bike pe dekh liya . Boy:-shit! fir kya hua? . Girl:-Rikshe ke paise wapas le liye. Hamari bahut hi Strict family hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Dear girls Aap logo k Mob No. Pe agar koi ladka Faltu ki calls ya miss call kare.. Toh unka mob no.. Olx me daal kar post kar do i phone 5 Only 10000 rs. mai. Kasam se jitne Calls aapko nai kiya hoga Usse jada use Aayenge. Ab pyar se comment box me Ek smile k saath thanks bol do.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • When someone hates you for no reason . .. . . . . . . . . . . . Slap him/her on face.. and he/she will hate you for a reason...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Jahan ki zaroorat thi magar Jahan hamse aksar khafa rehta hai "armaan" Kisi ka saath mil na saka iss liye humne khud ko hi apna jahan bana liya......armaan hamdani
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ek Ladki interview denay gai Boss : batao wo konsi cheez hai jis k 2 tyres hotay hain ?? . Ladki : bike ! Boss: nahi, hOnda bike chAlo ek aur sawal, Wo konsi cheez hai jis k 4 tyres hotay hain ?? . Ladki : car ! Boss : nhi, toyota car . Ladki: Chal ab tu mere sawal ka jawab de.! . Wo konsi cheez hai jo dikhney mai white hai aur beech mai kala anda hai…..?? . Boss : hehehe !! Ankh. . Ladki : nahi Saale, teri MAA ki ankh
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Shadi se pehle-Shadi ke baad-4 pehle-Aao Pyar Kare baad-Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Kare? pehle-Chandramukhi baad-Jwaalamukhi Shadi se pehle-Shadi ke baad-3 pehle-hum apke dil me rehte hai baad-hum apke ghar me rehte hai pehle-taj mahal baad-Purani Haweli Shadi se pehle-Shadi ke baad-2 pehle-Maine Pyar Kiya baad-Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya? pehle-soldier baad-Gulaam Shadi se pehle-Shadi ke baad-1 pehle-Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge baad -Baki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge pehle-Badshah baad-Yes Boss
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक लड़की... एक अनजान आदमी से ऑनलाइन
    चैटिंग कर रही
    थी
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    आदमी : क्या तुम मुझे अपना ई-मेल आईडी
    दे सकती हो...? :wink::wink:
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    लड़की : हां क्यों नहीं। मेरी आईडी है -
    i_Have_Boyfriend.i_Love_him@ Get_lost.com:joy::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::no_good:
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    आदमी : थैंक्स, मेरा ईमेल आईडी है -
    i_am_Ur_Dad.aaj_tu_pitegi@ghar Pe.com:joy::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Techr: 1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi pr Paninhi rahega, Jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi Stu: Sir kya hume us din chutti hogi?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Santa Kadi-Chaawal Kha Raha Tha. Khate-Khate Ek MAKKHI khaane pe Baithne Lagi. SANTA Use Udate Hue Bola- Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nahi Hai Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Aaj Mujhe Ek ladki kehti hai.. Meri facebook pe ID bana do ... ! . . . Maine kaha : Tujhe ID Chalana Aati bhi hai kya?? . . . Woh pagli boli : Chala aap lena... Main picche baith jaungi __ ! Ha ha ha ha , boys THOKO LIKE
    • 10 years ago



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  • Soldier : "Sir, We are surrounded by enemies on all side". Hitler : "Excellent we can attack in any direction! . . . . . . "Attitude decide life"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Madam Askd Pappu: Agr ped par 5 birds baithe ho aur tum 1 ko goli maar do to kitne baki bach gaye? Pappu: Koi nhi, sab ud jayenge. Teacher: Nahi, 4 bachenge, lekin tumhari soch muje pasand aayi. Pappu: Madam, mera bi 1 sawal Hai. 3 ladies ice cream kha rahi Hain... 1 chaat kar, 1 kaat kar aur 1 choos kar ... To konsi shadi shuda Hai? Teacher(sharmate hue): Jo choos rahi Hai Pappu: Nahi, jiske gale me mangalsutra hai, lekin apki soch mujhe pasand aayi...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Boy: I can kiss you Even Without Touching you.. Girl: You cant Boy: Chal.. Lagi 50/50 ki? Girl: Ok Boy: Tightyly kissed her Girl: Hey you touched me Boy: To le na 50 rupye roti kyu hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ek SHARABI DARU Pee Pee K"Mar"Gaya, Lekin Marte-Marte Bhi Ye Anmol Baat Kah Gaya DARU To"Branded" Hi Peeta Tha, Saala "Liver" Hi Local Nikla.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Agar manzil ko pana hai, to honsla sath rakhna Agar pyaar ko pana hai, to etbaar sath rakhna Agar hamesha muskurana hai, to daant saaf rakhna.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Boy:"Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai... . . Girl:"chhoro na.. . Boy:"Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai.. . Girl:"chhoro na... Boy:"Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai.. . Girl:"Ab chhoro bhi.. . . . . . . .Boy:"Arrrrey... kamini aur kitna choru.. Itne der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu tere kehne pe...:S Hahaha.. Boys Thoko Like 200 ki speed se.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • आजकल शैम्पू में इतने काजू, बादाम, विटामिन
    और मिनरल्स पाये जाते हैं
    कि सोचता हूँ कि खाने के बाद एक चम्मच शैम्पू लेना
    शुरू ही कर दूँ...
    :laughing::grinning::grin::laughing::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Shampoo Jokes Sms , Hindi Jokes SMS , Funny Jokes
  • 1 bar 1 saas ne 1 aadmi ko uski, bahu ke sath s*x karte hua dekha, per us ne apne bete ya, kisi ko bhi nahi bataya bolo, kyu kyu ki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi. Ha...Ha...Ha...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes