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  • Aaj kal k Ads dekhkar hasi aati hai...1) body spray lgao ldkiya aapse chipkengi..2) fair lovely lagane ke baad har larki gori hojati h 5) pyaas limca se hi bhuje gi..7) ek baar ghar pe paint karne se ghar saalo saal chamke...aise to compney ki sale kam ho jayegi...8)Aap Amul macho pehanke murgi se 2 ki jagah 3 ande nikalwa sakte ho10) Aur haan yaar akshay kumar ko koi 10 rs. Dedo...choti wali thumsup k liye jaan jhokim me dalta rehta hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • GABBAR:Aaj maine basanti ko nahate waqt deka, VIRU:Kamine,me tera khoon pee jaunga, GABBAR:Abe chirkut, Mai naha raha tha aur basanti ja rahi thi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi gusse mein: Tumhare dimaag me sirf gobar bhara hai. . . .. .. . . . . . . . Pati: To itni der se kyun khaa rahi ho?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ak Machchar Aandhi Me Fas Gaya Tha, Usne Ak Ped Ko Pakad Rakha Tha, Aandhi Band Hone Par Pasine Pochhtey Hua, Machchar Kahne Laga, Aaj Agr Mai Na Hota To Ye Ped Gir Hi Jata. Ha Ha Ha. #Sukha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kiya h Mat nikalo mera janaza uski gali se yaaro Mat nikalo mera janaza uski gali se yaaro .. warna warna uski maa kahegi. .. "Kamina marte marte bhi ek round laga gaya. ... .!!!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Bhikhari (Car me bethi lady se):"Madam 10 Rs dedo.. Lady ne paise de diye.. Pappu Bhikhari jane laga tabi lady boli:" Baba Dua To Dete Jao.. . . . . Pappu Bhikhari:" Car Me To Baithi Hai Moti....Ab Kya "Rocket Pe Baithegi"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Govt Ka Naya Rule.. Jiske 5 Bacche Ho Use Ghar Milega. . . Papu Ke 3 The. Usne Wife Se Kaha Pados Ke 2 Mere Hai Unko Leke Aata Hoon..!! . Laane Ke Baad) . . . Pappu - Apne 3 Kaha Gye? . . . . Wife -Jinke The Woh Le Gye..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the, 2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha welldone, sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 baat ne mujhe kal raat se sone nahi diya, . . . . . Akkar Bakkar Bambay Bo 80+90 kaise 100?? . . . . . (,")> <) ( _/ \_ 170 hone chahiye na :p :D thoko Like
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband Ko Market Jaate Hue Wife Ne Paise Dekar Kaha, Kuchh Aisi Cheez Laana Jis Se Main Sundar Dikhu... Husband Khud Ke Liye Whisky Ki2 Bottle Le Aaya!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu :- Tum to meri Chand ho......! . . . Pappu ki gf :- Aur tum ho mere Neil Armstrong....! . . . Pappu - Wo Kyo? . . . Gf ( sharmate huye ) boli - Chand pe Chadhne wala Pehla Aadmi.. (◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_Romance ki hdd ho gyi yaaro
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता :necktie: एक बड़ी कंपनी में इंटरव्यू देने गया ,

    बॉस – बधाई :clap: हो, आप को सलेक्ट कर लिया गया है ,

    आपकी सैलरी पहले साल 6 लाख /साल होगी,

    फिर अगले साल बढाकर 10 लाख /साल कर दी जाएगी ,

    संता बैग उठा के जाने लगा :flushed: ,

    बॉस -क्या हुआ ? संता – मैं अगले साल ही आऊंगा बॉस बेहोश :smiley::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rosy Aunty:" Beta Mummy Ghar Pe Hai kya ??:O . . . . . . Bachha Pappu Sprite Pite Huye:" Apko Papa ke sath romance karna hai.. ?? Aa jao Papa Ghar Pe Hai... :p :O :D Aunty shocksss boys rocks..:p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that is not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop
    • 10 years ago



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  • Indian : I have 4 sisters and 3 brothers. What about you? American: I have no sister or brother but I have four Moms from first dad and five dads from my first mom.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sharabi Ne Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya, Aur Apne Hi Ghar Se Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kiya, Aur Khoob Dawat Ki, Subha Jab Ghar Pahucha To Bakra Ghar Me hi Tha, Biwi Se Pucha: Bakra Kaha Se Aya.? . . . Biwi:" Bakre Ko maro Goli ! Ye Batao Raat Ko Tum Choron Ki Tarha, KUTTE Ko Kaha Le Kar Gaye the..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mouse To Elephant "2 Din K Liye Teri pant Dena Elephant "HA.HA.HA..! Pehnega Kya?" Mouse : "Nahi. Beti Ki Shadi Hai, Mandap Lagvana Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek buddha apne bete ke sath hospital gaya doctor ne kaha niche wali do goliyan nikalni padhenyi buddha bola nikal do beta bola papa je aap kya kar rahe ho. Buddha beta Jab pistol hi kam nahi karti to goliyan kis kam ki
    • 10 years ago



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  • Luv & FrndShip r walking in a Vilg. Luv Falls into a well. Y? BCoz Luv is Blind.. Frndshp also Jumps inside... Y? Bcoz frndship nvr lets any1 Alone. gudmor
    • 10 years ago



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