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  • Sir:" Samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.. . Student:" Mujhe.. ??? . . Sir:" Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai... Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to tere pass kitne bache..?? Student:" 20 Sir:" Kaise.. ?? . . . Student:" Samajh na tere baap ka kya jaata hai... Teacher shocked Student rocked!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir: tense koi prokar student: 3 prokar sir , past tense , present tense , future tense , sir: good , example dao? student: kal apnar may propose korlam , aj valobasi , kal nea palabo sir: ke ????
    • 10 years ago



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  • shadi ke 7 sukh 1.subah subah garm pani milega (bartan dhone ke liye) 2. pyare pyare bche milenge (aapko gdha bnane ke liye) 3. har roz biwi aapse pyar se bolegi (rashan lane ke liye) 4. biwi aapki baho me bahe dalegi ( khrcha pani ke liye) 5. aap gana gana shuru kr doge (bacho ko sulane ke liye) 6. wo roj tyar hokar samne ayegi (shoping jaane ke liye) 7. aapko bi whisky ka maza ayega (kuch der gum bhulane ke liye) NO LIFE WITHOUT WIFE...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Guys apne school ki sunata hu ek Prem kahani.. . . Ek thi topper jo thi percentage ki Rani.. . . Phir..?? . . . Phir kya.. . . . Humne pata li.. . . .Aur , , Fail ho gayi Maharani.. :P:P:P Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • After Watching RAANJHANA Main Is Conclusion Per Aaya Hoon Ki, "Zoya Naam Ki Ladki Se Jis Kisi Ne Bhi Pyaar Kiya Wo Kutte Ki Maut Mara..!!" Example: JANNAT, ISHAQZAADE & Now RAANJHANA..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jindagi behaal hai, Sur hai naa taal hai, Msgbox bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai, yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri, mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhikari Car Me Bethi Madam Se: Madam, 10Rs De Do. Madam: Ye Lo! Bhikari Jane Laga. Madam: Arey DUA to Do Bhikari: Car Me To Bethi Ho, Ab Kya rod Pe Bethogi?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa shadi me gaya. vahan plate ke sath tissue paper tha. Santa ne socha ye bhee khane kee cheej hai. jaise hi vo khane laga....... baki sab Banta, Ghanta ur Tanta chillaye..... oyye ainu na khayi "FEEKA HAI.".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek din pappu samundar me naha rha tha tabhi achanak dubne lagta hai Doobne laga to usne pooja ki.. . "Hey bhagwan, agar me bach gaya to garib logo ko Biryani khilauga..:)) . . tabhi Ek jordaar Lehar aayi or usko sahil par phenk diya Pappu ne upar dekh k kaha, . . Kaunsi biryani or waha se jane laga...:p . . . Ek aur lehar aayi or pappu ko wapis le gayi..:(( . . . to pappu kehne laga:"Mera mtlabtha k chicken biryani ya mutton biryani".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Malkin apni nokarani se; Muje lgta hai ki tere malik ka, Office me kisi ldki ke saath chakar hai. Nokarani; nhi malkin aisa mat kho, malik mje dhoka nhi de sakte.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pati thaka hara ghar aaya aur pani ek glash manga . . . . . . . . . . Biwi aap ko dikhnehi raha he me mehendi laga rehi hun@bichara pati
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Terrorist Ne Budhiya K Ghar Me Bomb Rakh Diya. Log ChiLLaye;-Budhiya Bomb Hai. Budhiya Sharmakar BoLi "Dhatt Teri Wo To Mai Jawani Mai Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?" circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl - Na kar mera picha pachtayga, college get par chaat ka thela lagayega . . . . . . . . . Boy - Na thukra mere pyar ko pachtaygi, aur ussi thele pe bartan maanjti najar ayegi
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 white cat pani me gir gyi to paas baithi black cat kya bolegi?socho? .socho? Scientist ki tarah mat socho wo myau myau hi bolegi....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Indian boy ne 1 Chinese girl se shadi ki. Ek saal baad hi wo mar gayi Usko rota dekh uska dost bola- afsos hua yaar, par soch china ka maal or kitna chalega?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kanjoos baap k bete ne kha: "Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi h. 50,000 mang rhi h, CHUP rehne ke" Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye. 2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: "Meri GF pregnant h 75,000 mang rhi h. Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye. 6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli: "Daddy, I am pregnant!" Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya Aur beti ka maatha chum ke kaha: "Shabaash beti, Ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai":-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega Salesman : Pata nahi Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai. Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!
    • 10 years ago



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