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Arz kiya hai Bina soche samjhe shaadi karoge toh zindagi bigad loge Bina soche samjhe shaadi karoge toh zindagi bigad loge . . . . . . Soch samaj kar karoge toh b kya ukhaad loge

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Ramlila se hanuman tha farar, role k liye fit kia ek sardar, jo tha bahut hi kamal, ped se chalang mar ka bola, jo bole sonihal,sita maiya sasriakal

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School main atankwadi hamloon se bachne ke tareeke sikhaye jaa rahe the. Teacher ne is topic par students ka surprise test lena soocha. Teacher : Agar aap ko school gate ke aage ek bomb dika to aap kya karoge?? Ek Student: Sir pehle main idhar-udhar dekhunga, aur agar koi mujhe nahi dek raha hoga to main chupke se bomb ko utha kar..... . . . Staff Room main rakh doonga....!

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Dr: Pujari g apki biwi MAA banne wali Hai. Pujari g soch me pad gaye. Dr: Kya hua sir? Pujari: Soch raha hu.. YE GUPT DAAN kon kar gaya?

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Ladki: Is mirror ki kya keemat he?? SHOPKEEPER : Rs.1000 ! . . Ladki: ohh.. bahut mehnga he.. kya isme koi khas baat he?? . . SHOPKEEPER: aap isko 100 floor se niche girao, . ye mirror 99 floor tak nai tutega... . . . Ladki :Wow..PACK kardo bhaiya!

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Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai? Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke? Boy: Kya matlab? Girl: PAYAL aur aapka? Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein? Girl: Matlab? Boy: Prasad. By - Ajay ingale

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Padhai ke sath sath ishq bhi jaruri hai. Warna student life adhuri hai. Dono ko nibhana padta hai. 1 me dimag to 1 me dil lagana padta hai.

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Girl : iss week roz movie dekhenge. Next week roz shopping karenge. Boy : uske next week roz mandir jayenge. Girl : wo q...? Boy : bheek mangne.

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Newton ki Gf: Aj me kesi lag rahi hu? Newton:Tan c/Sin c GF:-Wat? Newton:- Tan c/Sinc =(Sin c/Cos c)/Sin c =1/Cos c =Sec c GF-WOW! Naughty newty.. =Hi frndss... Djsumit

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Sari Umra Hum Mar-mar Ke Ji Liye. Ek Pal To Ab Hume Pine-do, Pine-do. Give Me Some White Wine, Give Me Some Red, Give Me Another Glaas, I Wan2 Drink It Once Again. Kandho Ko Bear Ke Boj Ne Jukhaya. Daru Pina To Khud Dosto Ne Sikhaya. 99% Marks Laoge To Whisky, Varna Desi. Hateli Par Pada Whisky, Rum,Vodka Ka Chaala, Cocktail-mocktail Ne Pura Bachpan Jala Dala. Bachpan To Gaya, Girlfriend Bhi Gayi. Ek Pal To Ab Hume Pine-Do,Pine-Do. .

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Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?

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Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se, 1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi.. BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..

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*Boys Mentality* Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai, Zmane Mai Laga Dunga, Uski Doli Jo Uthi. To, TO, koi baat nhi Talented hoon dusri pta lunga

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Husband & Wife dono market gaye to Ek Ladki ne bare pyaar se HELLO kiya... . . . Wife: kaun thi wo?? . . . . . . . Husband: Tum plz dimag kharab mat karo, . . . abhi usko bhi batana hai ki tum kaun ho ??

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Raat ke pehlu me chand sitare chhaye hain - wah wah - Raat ke pehlu me chand sitare chaye hain - Madam Darwaja kholiye hum CID se aaye hain

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Ye zindagi bhut chhoti si hai so enjoy karo... .... kya pata.... . . . . . . . . kab shadi ho jaye, Aur life tabah ho jaye

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EK BAAT BOLU? Naraz mat hona Bol du? Sonch lo? Hum Aap se bahut Pyar Se keh rahe hain Ki mujhe sMs kar diya karo. Nahi to mobile chori karwa denge.

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सर- बताओ डेट और तारीख में क्या अंतर है?
छात्र- सर डेट पर लड़की के साथ जाते है और तारीख पर वकील के साथ जाते है।

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Har Roz Suraj Dhalta Hai wah wah!! Har Roz Suraj Dhalta Hai... wah wah!! Daya-Sir, Dr. Salunke ka Dimaag to Computer se bhi Tej Chalta hai.

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Dil Pe Jab Se Sharab Ka Pehra Lag Gaya, Gam Ka Andar Aane Ka Raasta Band Ho Gaya Zubaan Ne Jab Se Sharab Ko Chhu Liya, Uska Naam Hamesha Ke Liye Bhool Gaya.

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