Funny Jokes

Arz he... Cycle aisi chalao jiska pahiya na ho . . Cycle aisi chalao jiska pahiya na ho. . . " " aur ladki aisi patao jiska bhaiya na ho...

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Arz kiya hai Itne kamzor huye teri judai se, Gaur farmaiye... Itne kamzor huye teri judai se, Ki ab machhar bhi kheench le jata hai charpai se :) wah wah

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Hasbands are like Blutooth. When they are with wife,they areconnected and when they are not,they are searching for other devices!!

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DRINKERS movies banate to- 1)Soda Akbar 2)Rab Ne Pila di Thodi 3)Rum de basanti 4)Hum tight ho chuke sanam 5)Beer Zaara 6)Bewde Zameen par.

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Don Ki Call Ka Intjar to 11 MulkoKe Dost Kar Rhe He kin1 Bat Smjhlo Donka Call Aana Muskil Hi Nhi Namumkin Koyoki Don ke sirp sms free H

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Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki Iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh Sare eggs tumare, agar tum Batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 Tumare, aur agar tum bata doke Ande kiske hai, Toh woh murgi bhi tumari. Rabri: Lalu Ji, Koi hint toh do na plz?

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Log kahte Hai Ke Khuda Ne aap Ko Bahut Fursat Se Banaya Simple Si Baat Hai Yaar Faltu Kaam Fursat Me Hi To Kiye Jate Hain Waris ali ansari

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Teacher: mai animal ka naam lugi aur tmhe btana h vo kesi awaj nikalta h, . Teacher- Dog? Student- Bow Bow! . . Teacher- Cat? Student- Meow meow! . . Teacher- Lion? Student- Aah Aah Aah Aaahhhh.. oh yeahh…. . . . . Teacher: I said LION, Not ‘Leone’..

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1 Party Main, Pappu Ne Ladki Se poocha: Tusi Dance Karoge.?? Ladki Khadi Hokar: Haan.. Funny Pappu (In Full Double Meaning Way): To Main Ye Kursi Le Leta Hoon... A...DON

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1 Buzrg Se Ksi Ne Pocha Ap Hmesha Niche Q Baithty Hn Qurban jaen us Bzurg pr . Unho Ne Boht Khobsurat aur mukhtasir Jawab Dia k: , . . . . . . . Onj Eee... °•»•»•¨мaнι¨•«•«•°

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"Ham ko aap se ye umeed nahi. Hum ne aap ko kya samja or aap kya nikle. Main ne aap ko acha samja tha lekin aap us se b . . . . ACHHEnikle..

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Do pahadon k bich me kuan he gehera kua b he bada andhera andhera, andar jata hei roj roj ek bada sa sap jise dekh k kehete hen itna badahe re bap, sap ja ker andar chod deta hei zeher daro mat isse ye mila jata hei ku ch mohino baad pahad se jharna behena suru hota hei aur kua mese amrit sa insaan aata hei . B4i

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पति कंप्यूटर पर उलझा हुआ था. पत्नी रोमांटिक मूड में थी. पत्नी – “I LOVE YOU …” पति – “hmmm…. कोई नई बात हो तो बताओ …” पत्नी – “मै माँ बनने वाली हूँ …” पति – “अच्छा … और कोई नई बात …. ” . . . . . . . . . . पत्नी (चिढ़कर) – “बच्चे के बाप तुम नहीं हो …. !!!”

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Student: Mam Jab Hindustan Ko Hind... Pakistan Ko Pak... Australia Ko Aus... To Hum Brazil & London Ko Kya Kahenge ??? . . . . . . . Mam: Tu Apna Kaam Kar Haramkhor !!!

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Classical insult . . GIRL:- meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1ladkamarta hai. . . . . . . . . Boy:- to tum koi accha sa toothpaste istimaal kyo nahi karti..

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Murgi Anda Deti Hai Aur Cow Doodh Deti Hai To Aisa Kaun Hai Jo Dudh Bhi Hai Aur Anda Bhi Deta Hai? DUKAANDAR ! Waris

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Jany Waly Ko Na Roko K Bharm Reh Jahy Tum Pukaro Bhi To Kb Usko Thehar Jana h Apni Afsurda Mizaji Ka Bura Ho k Faraz Wakia Koi Bhi Ho Ankh Ko Bhar Jana h.

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Boy:Kaha Ja Rahi Ho..? Girl:Suside Karne..!! Boy:To Itna MAKEUP Kyu Kiya Hua Hai.? Girl:Abe Ghonchu..! Kal Newspapr Me Photo Aaegi na..!!

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Pappu ka exam chal raha tha . mam bahut sakhat thi nakal marne ka koi mouka nahi de rahi thi.. . . Pappu ne ek parchi mam ko di to mam pura exam kursi par baithi rahi.. . . Sabne khub nakal mari . . bachone pucha:" tune aisa kya likha tha parchi me . . . pappu ne likha tha:" aapki salwarpiche se fati hai..

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Dil Ko Sabse Zyada Dard Kab Hota Hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jab Aap Mobile Charging Par Laga Kar Jaye, . . Aur 2 Ghanta Baad Aakar Dekha Ki Switch Board Par Button Off Tha. K.k

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