पुलिसवाला, शराबी से, "रात के 1 बजे तुम
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शराबी: मैं शराब पीने के दुष्परिणाम पर भाषण सुनने
जा रहा हूं।
पुलिसवाला: इतनी रात मैं तुम्हे कौन भाषण देगा?
शराबी: मेरी बीवी।
Besharmi ki b koi hadd hoti he?
Ab uninor walo ko hi dekh lo
1 bade se poster pr ladki ko chipkakar niche likh diya.
Ab 38 rupees me puri raat free! :p
Apni Girl-friend Ke Sath Date Pe Ho, Par Chahte Ho Ki Khaane Peene Mein Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho To Us Se Puchho
“ Kya Khaayegi Moti? ”
Thodi Si Gaaliyan Milengi Par Kasam Se Paise Jaroor Bach Jayenge .
Hospital Me Sare Pagal Ro Rahe Te
1 Pagal Chupchup Soya Tha.
Doctor N Pucha-tum Q Shanti Se Soye
Ho?
Pagal-bewakuf,
Mai Mar Chukahu Isliye To Sab Ro
Rhe Hai..
una Hai Tu Bada Pada Likha Hai, Chal Aaj Tera Test Leta Hun.
Char Zero Ek Saat Likh
Likha?
Kaise?
0000 Aise Likha?
Fail
Correct Ans “4017”
Ghar Waalo Ne Kitni Umeedon Se Padhaya Tha, Sab Pani Mein….
1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school,
saw a couple kissing on the road…
He suddenly shouted and said look mom
they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.
Mohabbat ke anjaam se darr rahein hain,
Nighaon main aapni khoon bhar rahein hain ,
appki Jaan ko le udda hai koi,
Aur app yahi bethe hue sher o shayari kar rahein hain…
Dosto se problem share krna
achha hota hai.
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"Isliye nhi ki wo use solve
krte hai Par .
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Sale aise-aise solutions dete h
ki hm problm hi bhul jate hai.
girl :- my janu baby .. shona ..
ye personal aur secret me kya difference hota hai ??
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boy:- tum meri gf ho ye personal hai .
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and teri behen b meri gf hai ye secret hai . . .:D :O
Gf shockss boy rocks ... ;)
Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha.
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Banta- kya kar raha hai?
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Santa- Lassi bana raha hun.
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Banta- isliye log hum pe joke marte hai
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Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega....
What is the similarity between Facebook and fridge ???
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Pata hota hai ke kuch bhi nahi hai phir bhi din mein 10 bar khol ke dekhty hain... :-D :-P
G.f - kya bat hai,
aaj kal meri yad nhi aati.. ?
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B.f - jb se FB chalana suru kiya,
rat ki khayi hui sbzi yad ni rhti ,
tu kya ghanta yad rhegi