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  • Ek engineering ke student ne hostel se apne father ko letter likha- NO MONEY, NO FUN, YOUR SON. . . . . . Jawab aaya- . . . . . How Sad, Very Bad, Your DAD
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy:" Meri Gf banogi.. ?? . . Gal:" Mere parents allow nai karte.. . . . . . . . Boy:" Haan idiot jaise mere baap ne to mujhe "Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha Hai.. ?? . Girl shocks - Boy rockz.. By: Dj Sumit Bhagalpur
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pati-na kajre ki dhar, na motio k har, na koi kiya singar, phir b kitni sundar ho... . . . Patni-kamine saaf bol na make-up k liye paise nahi dunga....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosto,aaj hum 1 ajib animal ke bare me padhenge.. *Is jiv ka naam he.. "Girlfriend" *Yeh aksar College me payi jati hai. *Inka poustik aahar he Boyfriend ka BHEJA. *Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue dekha jata hai. *Is animal ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar he RONA or emotionally blackmail karna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa calls WHITE HOUSE Santa: I want to become the next president of USA. Obama: Are u an Idiot? Santa: No, Why? Is it Compulsory to be an Idiot?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kanjoos baap k bete ne kha: . . "Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi h.50,000 mang rhi h, CHUP rehne ke" . . Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye. . . 2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: . . "Meri GF pregnant h 75,000 mangrhi h. . . Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye. . . 6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli: . . "Daddy, I am pregnant!" . . Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya Aur beti ka maatha chum ke kaha: . . "Shabaash beti, Ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai"
    • 10 years ago



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  • KOI to ho asa jo SIRF MERA ho. Bato me uski khushbu ho,Dil me uska bsera ho. chahe to CHAHAT MERI ho, mange to MOHABBAT MERI ho, wo chand ki chandni ho to CHAND sirf MERA ho. wo phulo ki khushbu ho to EHSAAS srf MERA ho. wo falak ka ujala ho to CHIRAG srf MERA ho. wo ishq or mohbt ho to DIL sirf MERA ho. wo pani ki boond ho to DARIYA srf MERA ho. wo kismt ki lakir ho to HATH sirf MERA ho. "koi" to ho Asa jo SIRF OR SIRF "MERA"hi ho!
    • 10 years ago



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  • To, The Principal, Dhaakad School, HARYANA. Sir, Baat nue h k school me jee na lagta, or raat ne neend b na aati. darasal school me chhoriyan ki ghani kami ho rhi h. Aur mhari class me to katai konya. Or baaki ki jo h itni bhoondi shakal ki h dekhan ne b jee na karta aur nakhre meri susriyan k asman te unche se, aur Madam b koi khaas item na h, kuch ni te 4-5 suthri suthri kaam aali rakh leo Aapka bahut bahut dhanyawad Urs obediently nam koni batau
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bap- agar tu fir exam me fail ho gya to mujhe papa mat bolna. Exam k bad bap- how is ur result. Beta- dimag ki aisi taisi mat kar BABULAL tune Bap hone ka hak kho diya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:" Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai, iska Naam KyaHai . . Waiter:" Yeh"PAPPU"Hai.. . . Girl:" Yeh Mujhe 1 GhanteSe Pareshan Kar Raha Hain.. . . Waiter:" Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Raha Hai.. . . . Girl:" Yahi To Pareshanii Hai... .. Moral:" Duniya Shareefon KoJeenay Nahi Deti..:p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Do pal ki bhi khushi na mile, To, Kya hua hum umar bhar gum k saharea ji leange, Kya hua jo aaj hamari girlfriend nhi, Hum aapki girlfriend k sahare ji lengea.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Log Puchten Hain Kyu Surkhh Hain Tumhari Ankhen, Hans Ke Keh Deti Hu Rat So Na Ski, Lakh Chaun , Mgar Ye Keh Na Saki, Rat Ronay Ki Hasrat Thi Mgar Ro Na Ski…
    • 10 years ago



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  • TEACHER: Wo konsa Department hai jis me Aurat kaam nhi kar sakti..??? : : : Pappu: FIRE BRIGADE.. : : : : Teacher: Kyon : : : : : : : PAPPU: kynki Aurton ka kaam Aag lagana hai bujhana nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tum kya jano bewakuf dost kya hota H Tum kya jano pagal dost kya hota H Kyo ki tumhe toh intellgent dost mila H "kismat toh hamari kharab H
    • 10 years ago



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  • GOLU- Mai kabi bhi shadi nai karunga. . . Aur... . . Aur . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Apne baccho ko bhi yahi salah Dunga
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband:sunti ho! Tumhari Saheli ghalat larkay se shadi kr rahi hay. tum usse rokti koun nahien? Wife:main kyun rokun? us ny mujayroka tha kya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • I Miss Ur Sweet Voice,,, I Miss Ur Cute Smile,,, I Miss Ur Sweet Angry,,, I Miss Ur Feelings,,,, I Miss Ur Sweet Hugs,,,, I Miss Ur Everything,,,, Please Dear Come Back In My Life!!! I Miss U Dear!!!!!******
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy Friend Jaisa Bhi Ho Awara, Pagal, Deewana, Luchha, Lafanga, Kamina, . . . . Lekin, Jab Uska Message Aata Hai To. . . . Chehre Pe Ajeeb Si Smile Aati Hai. . . Aur Ladki Ko Ehsaas Hota Hai Ke . . . . . "Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai ..
    • 10 years ago



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