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  • Cadbury Me Keede. Dudh Me Milawat Pani Me Virus. Cold drinksme kitnashak. Saaf Bachi Hai to sirf "Daaru" Piyo Sir Utha Ke. Jiyo Ladkhada Ke.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum chlormint kyon khaate Hai? Q ki 5 STAR Dairymilk Perk Kitkat aur Munch 50 paise me nahi ate hai! Ab dubara mat puchna..
    • 10 years ago



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  • English Class Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night . . . Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night . . . . Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi....... Khan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Name=CHAMELI DOB=14/8/69 Wt=98Kg Hght=3Ft Colr=Black Kaam=Gobar Uthana Dream=Shadi Krungi To Sirf Is post Padhne Wale Se! Agr Hasa to Fasa
    • 10 years ago



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  • Beti-Me padosi se pyar krti hu or uske sath bhag rhi hu Baap-Thanxs mere pese or time 2no bach Gye Beti-me letter pdh rhi hu jo mumy rakh k Gyi H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bivi-Kabi to pass mara aao kabi to najra mujsa melao pati-ara tu kya apple ha jo tara pas aya bivi-ni ma apple ni madhumakhi hu:-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bus accident hua. A man crying hey bhagwan mera haathtoot gaya, . . . . . . . . . Pappu:- Control urself, abe uss aadmi ko dekho, wo mar gaya fir bhi chup-chap leta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jhonny- Kyun Doctor Sahab, Chashma laga kar Main padh sakunga na? Doctor- Haan haan Bilkul. Jhonny-Toh phir thik hai Warna Anpadh aadmi ki Zindagi bhi koi Zindagi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dabangg effect- Sir: lallu tumhare sare ans galat hai, marks de to kahan.. Lallu: KAMAL KARTE HO MASTERJI,MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAI,CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPPAD MAR K B LE SAKTE HAI. Sir: Badtamiz kya bak rha hai.. Lallu: BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA MASTERJI, APKA BETA KAISA HAI.. Sir: Gadhe,nikal ja class se! Lallu:CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO MASTERJI,WARNA ANS PAPR ME ITNE CHHED KARENGE, KI CONFUSE HO JAOGE KI MARKS KAHA DE AUR ZERO KAHAN!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • दिल्ली के छात्र - साहब बिजली नहीं आती इसलिये पढ़ाई नहीं हो पा रही है.. केजरीवाल - मैं कुछ इंतज़ाम करता हूँ.. छात्र - बिजली का..? केजरीवाल - नहीं डिग्री का..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj purpose day hai Pagal hain woh log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai. . . . Meri mano to aaj, 1st april ko propose karo. . . . Maan gai to 'cool,' . Varna keh do Didi ' april fool'!
    • 10 years ago



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  • कल से पावन वेलेनटाइन माह की शुरुआतहो चुकी है। सभी श्रद्धालु लड़के ग़ुलाब के फ़ूलो का सुंदर लड़कियो को चाकॅलेट के साथ दान दे। कृपा आएगी। इश्क में दौलत सारी ना लुटा देना, मम्मी पापा के अरमान खाक में ना मिला देना, घर से मिले हैं पैसे सब्जी लाने के लिए बेटा, बाजार जाकर गर्लफ्रेंड का रिचार्ज मत करा देना..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bazaar wali Nazuk Si, Office wali Naram Naram Mohalle wali Patli Si, Par Ghar wali Garma Garam ! . Waise Aap kaun si Roti khana pasand karte ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • zindagi behal hai , sur hai na tal hai, msg box bhi kangal hai, kya apke sms factory me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dangerous Dosti: Mai Ghar Late aaya toh Dad ne Pucha: "Where were you?" Maine kaha: "Friend ke Ghar par tha." Dad ne Mere hi Saamne Mere 10 Friends ko Call Kiya. 4 ne Kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha." 2 ne Kaha: "Abhi Just Nikla hai." 3 ne Kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh Raha hai, Phone du Kya?" 1 ne to hadd hi Kar Di, Kaha: "Haan Pappa Bolo Kya Hua""
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Mai kisi aur se shaadi kar rahi hu, Mujhe bhul jao.. . . . . . . . Boy: “Na tere aane ki kushi, Aur na tere jaane ka gham, Dusri patayenge tu ja behen, aaj se tera kissa khatam..”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl to Doctor Girl : Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai aur rang bhi bahut gora hai. .. .. Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon . .?? ? . ? . ? . ? Doctor: Darwaze pe KUNDI. .;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:" Mujhe 1 Aisa Pati Chahiye Jo Acchi Batein Kare, Hanse Mazak Kare Aur Mujhe Gaane Sunaye.. Pappu:" Kamini Tu Husband Chhod, Aur Fm Radio Le
    • 10 years ago



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