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  • आजकल सासेँ अपनी बहुओँ को ताना देती हैँ कि केजरीवाल से कुछ सीखो, . . . . . . . बगैर सर पर पल्लू लिए घर से बाहर नहीँ निकलता. :-D :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Psychology ka practical ho raha tha. Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di. Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka. Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki. Chuha Roti ki trf lapka. Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga. Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h. Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..! Backbenchers Rockz
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1sardar sukhe talab me BOAT chlarha tha 2nd srdar-Aise srdaro ne hi hmara nam khrab kr rkha h agr mujhe terna ata to whi jake marta sale ko.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki: Is mirror ki kya keemat he?? SHOPKEEPER : Rs.1000 ! . . Ladki: ohh.. bahut mehnga he.. kya isme koi khas baat he?? . . SHOPKEEPER: aap isko 100 floor se niche girao, . ye mirror 99 floor tak nai tutega... . . . Ladki :Wow..PACK kardo bhaiya!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek train badi der bad chali Muslim bola: ya ali Hindu bola: jai bajarang bali... Panjabi bola : kidhar ka ali kidhar ka bali Salo train apni nahi paas wali chali.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu ki uske baap se hui ladai. Baap ne ki pappu ki pitai, Pappu ka khaula khoon, Gya kabristaan aur kabar pe Baap ki photo tang k likh diya. "COMING SOON"
    • 10 years ago



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  • It is a challenge for u! App Kabhi bhi kar nahi sakte Ør agar Himat hai to kar k dikhao!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mere number pe 100 ka load:-
    • 10 years ago



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  • Araz kiya hai... saari raat guzar jaati hai bas isi kashmakash me ki. . . . . Ye saali razai me hawa kidhar se aa rahi h... tongue.png tongue.png
    • 10 years ago



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  • गोलियों"के व्यापारी है हम - इसीलिये हमे घोडा मत दिखाना - क्योंकि जब ट्रिगर दबाओ तो - गोली बाहर आते ही - हमे कहेगी " पटेल साहेब" पाईलागु "!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Paaji Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila.. . . Bhikhari:" Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do” . . Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola:" Kya Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai ?? . . Bhikhari Khushi Se:" Ji Hain” . . . Santa:" To Saale, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar Na“ :-P :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ledies ke saath log kaise baat karte hai... Petrol Wala: Kitna Dalu Dhobi Wala: Aap Kapde Nikal Ke Rakho Me Abhi Aata Hoon Xerox Wala: Aage Piche Dono Taraf Se Karu Ya Sirf Ek Side Se Fruit Wala: Kele Ka Size To Dekho Dil Khush Ho Jayega Bank Wala: So So Ke Du To Chalega Auto Wala: Aage Se Nahi Jayega Piche Se Lu Paper Wala: Kal Me Niche Se Dal Ke Gya Tha....!
    • 10 years ago



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  • SHIV aur PARVATI kabhi computer nahi sikh paaye. Batao kyu.. Kyu… Kyu… kyuki.. GANESHJI bar-bar MOUSE lekar bhag jate the….
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 Rishtey 3 waqt par hi pehchane jate hB-) 1-Aulaad: Budhapey mein*nerd* 2-Dost: Musibat mein,>=) or 3-Girlfriend: Thand mein.
    • 10 years ago



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  • I___________YOU, What Would u like to Say me on 14 Feb? Select from these 12 38 70 19 55 68 92 51 99 07 Reply Must..! Plz ANSWERS: 12=I Kiss U 38=I miss U 70=I am only 4 U 19=I Wait 4 U 55=I Like U 68=I Pray 4 u 92=I Love U 51=I Fight with U 99=I Hate u 07=I Kill u
    • 10 years ago



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  • ek shadi shuda aadmi or ek kuwari ladki ka affair chal raha tha..... . ek din wo date pe gaye... bahut samay ek dusre k sath bitaya..... . fir aadmi ne ghar jate waqt apne jute or pant mitti me ragde.... jab wo ghar gaya tab..... . biwi -itni der kaha the tum..? . husband -mein tumse kch chupana ni chahta hun. mera aik afair chal raha he or me date pe gaya tha. . . . biwi (pant &jute dekh kar)-juthe, football khel ke aye ho na....?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar english aati hai to.. Fast padhkar dikaho My A My They My They They My A My They na My . . . . . . . . Hahahaha.. Chhutta nahi hain maaf karo..!!! Aage jao shivam
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har jagah 1 tufan sa aya h. Har1 k zuba pe "Lakhan" ka naam chaya h Jab b sms tone bajti h Sab bolte h yelo phir_______ KING of "PULGAON" ka pyarasa sms aya h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Japani couple S33XY baat karte huwe: Husband: Sutaki Wife: Kowanini Husband: Toka anji rodi romi hoa yako Wife Ghutnay taik k boli: Mimi yoa nakodinda tinkuji Husband Ghussay se: Na miaou kina tim kouji. Logon ka shok to dekho. Samajh kuch nhi a raha bas S33X ka word aaya or poora message padh dala ..!! Sudhar jao. Sudhar jao
    • 10 years ago



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