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  • स्टूडेंट: सर जी.... लोग हिंदी या इंग्लिश में ही बात करते हैं,मैथ्स में क्यों नहीं? . . टीचर: ज्यादा 3, 5 ना कर...9, 2,11 हो जा...वरना 5,7 मार दूंगा...6 के 36 नज़र आयेंगे...और 32 के 32 बाहर आ जायेंगे ! . . स्टूडेंट: सर,हिंदी या इंग्लिश में ही बात करना ठीक है,मैथ्स वाकई खौफनाक सब्जेक्ट है ! . @Love.Sp
    • 10 years ago



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  • Grahak(Doodh Wale Se)-Tumhari Gaaye Kitna Doodh Deti Hai Doodh Wala-5Kilo Grahak-Is Me Se Kitna Bech Lete Ho Doodh Wala-Yahi Koi 12 Kilo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki Ne Ek Buzurg Se Poochha-"Pyar Ki Haqeeqat Kya Hai?" Buzurg Ne Kaha- "Jao Baagh Mein Jo Sab Se Khoobsurat Phool Ho Wo Le Aao." Ladki Ek Din Baad Wapis Aai Or Kaha- "Mein Phool Dekhti Rahi Ek Phool Sab Se Khoobsurat Tha Magar Mein Us Se Behtar Ki Talash Mein Chal Padi, Magar Koi Pyara Na Laga Jab Laut Kar Aai To Usey Koi Or Tor Chuka Tha "Buzurg Ne Kaha- "Yahi Pyar Ki Haqeeqat Hai Jo Samne Ho Us Ki Qadar Nahi Ki Jati Or Jab Wapis Lauto To Wo B Hath Nahi Aata
    • 10 years ago



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  • SHADI ek aisa Din Hai . . .Jab Ladka STAGE, Par Apni dulhan K sath Baithe huey.. . . . Doosri Khoobsurat LADKION Ko Dekhta Hai AurSochta Hai . . . . .. . . Ye Sab Saali aaj Se Pehle Kahan Mar Gai thi..??? Cool Attitude Boy
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pahela no PREM ="Ankho thi saru thato,mulakato thi vadhto ane Aansu thi Samapt thato", AND Aaj no PREM ="Mobile thi saru thay,sms thi vadhe ane tame Dial karel Number haal ma vyast 6e tyathi puro thay 6e..... by- BHAVIK PARMAR
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2Aurto Ko 20 Sal Ki Saza Mili 20Sal Sath Jail Me Guzarne K Baad Dono Riha Hui To Dono Ne Muskurate Hue Kaha Chalo Ab Baqi Bate Ghar Pohnch k Krege
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jane kis baat ki mujhko saja deta hai, meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai. Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri, koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1sardar ne cooker kharida, Agle din wapes karne gaya, Dukandar-Q wapas kar rehe ho? Sardar-gar mai 3-3 jawan ladkiya hai, Aur ye sala sitiya baja reha hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Kia Hai. Gadhi Ko Gadhe Se Pyar Ho Gya. Gor Farmaiyega. Gadhi Ko Gadhe Se Pyar Ho Gya. . Wah Wah.. Itna Romantic Sms Padke Ek Or Gadha Tayar Ho Gya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai . . . Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai . . ACP: Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya kahin Gay toh nahi hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maa: Beta, tu apne baal kyoon nahi katwaata? Pappu: Yo! its fashion mummy . . . . Maa: Wo to theek hai, par log teri beheno ko dekhne aate hain, aur tujhe pasand kar jaate hain..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tumhari adao pe mai wari wari;;) Tumhari adao pe mai wari wari;;) kya udhar Barish aari? Idhar to Aari jari Aari jari....:p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Finaly hamara break up ho gaya hai...... Me&my Books Qki Ham ek doosre ko samajh nahi paye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Phool bankar muskarana zindagi, muskarake gum bhulana zindagi, jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua, haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi
    • 10 years ago



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  • 6okari Na Gaal Pan Gulab Marvathi English Girl:- Darling U R Naughty. Urdu Girl:- Nahi Karo Jaanu. Shikh Girl:- Tussi Bade Romantic Ho. Gujarati Girl:- Shu Nakhra Kare 6e Doba Aankh Ma Vagyu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • “ Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangneki bhi ek limit hoti hai.. ”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: Mein Tumhare Bache Ki Maa Banne Wali Hoon... Santa : Pareshan Ho Kar Bolta Hai. Lekin Mera To Koi Bacha Hai Hi Nahi...!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Yaar,banta tujhe terna aata hai? . Banta:No yaar nahi aata. . Santa:Tere se achchha to ye dogi hai jise terna aata hai! . Banta:Aur tujhe aata hai? . Santa:Ha,aata hai na,me tere jaisa nahi hu! . Banta:To fir tere me aur dogi me fark bhi kaha raha ! Hahahahaha...Thoko Like..By-Prince Suhel
    • 10 years ago



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