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  • 50% Boys Ka Common Sense Bilkul Zero Hota Hai.. Kese? Gents Toilet Me Likh Kr Ayege … Soni I Love U Ab Kya Soni Waha Pdne Jaygi?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladka :- Medical Store Par Jaakar Bola, 1 C*ndom De Do... Main Apni Gf Ke Ghar Dinner Pe Jaa Raha Hoon... Phir Bola 2 Aur De Do, Us Ki Sister Bhi Bomb Hai Aur Uski Maa Bhi Hot Hai... Dinner Pe Jaise Hi Gf Ka Baap Dining Table Par Aaya, Ladka Sir Jhuka Ke Baith Gaya... Ladki Boli :- Mujhe Nahi Pataa Tha Tum Itna Sharmate Ho... Ladka Bola :- Mujhe Bhi Aaj Tak Nahi Pata Tha Ki Tere Baap Ka Medical Store Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko prapose, Gift diya usne red rose, Sherni ne kaha surat aine me dekh, Chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli, Confidence to dek.. Hahaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo “DON’T” Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna “STOP” . . 2nd day Beti: MOM usne kiss or hug dono ek sath Kiya, to Me ne b ek sath kaha- “DON’T STOP”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Meri Chahat ka Ye Aik Andaaz Hai, Jo Chiraagh lou Ko Bojha Rakkha Hai, Na Jane Meri Ankhon Main Kiya Asar Hai, Jo Jabeen Ko Unki Jhuka Rakkha Hai,…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aik sardar kafi wakt ke baad apne country gaya, Aur matti utha ke bola: Hun apne wattan di matti di khasboo oh nai rai. Doosra Sardar: Oh gee, tussi mitti nai tatti chuk litti a.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya socha meine bohot aur cheating karne ka plan banaya.. . . . bathroom mein kardi meine cheating ki setting aur ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting.. Exam paper dekh ke meri ankhon ke aage andhera chaya.. kya bataon paper tha physics ka aur mein chemistry le aaya... :p :O :D :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tujhe pane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu, Tere pyar mein jee aur mar sakta hu. Phir bhi tu nahi mili to koi gham nahi, Yeh formula dusri pe bhi try kar sakta hu..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosti ka rista do anjano ko jod deta hai. Har kadm par zindagi ko naya mod deta hai. Wo sath deta hai tab. Jab apna saya bhi sath choddeta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Glass Pani Lo Usme Neem Ki Patti Dalo 2 hours K Liye Rkhdo Phir 10 Mingaram Karke Peelo Jab Kanjusi K Keede Mar Jaye Fir Sms Kr Dena..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Log kahte Hai Ke Khuda Ne aap Ko Bahut Fursat Se Banaya Simple Si Baat Hai Yaar Faltu Kaam Fursat Me Hi To Kiye Jate Hain Waris ali ansari
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab Tum Kisi Ko Hasil Karna Chaho Or Wo Tumhen Na Mile... . . . Toh samajh jaana.. . . . Tumhe RAB Se Koi aur Mang Raha Hai Jis Ki Dua Mein Tum Se Zyada Asar Hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Aadmi Ki 6 Ungliya Thi, Sab Log Use Radhe Shyam Kahte The, Batao Qu ? ? ? Socho ? ? ? ? ? Socho Socho ? ? ? ? ? ? Qu Ki ?? Radhe Shyam Uska Naam Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ekk Ladki Ko Ladke Wale Dekh Kar Jaten Hai, then Ladki Ki Maa Ladki Se Puchti Hai. . . Maa: “ Beti, Ladka Pasand Aya..........?” Beti:“ Ladka To Theek Hai, Par Thoda Chota Hai. ” . . . . Maa:“Beti , TV 14 Inch Ka Ho Ya 29 Inch Ka, Remote To 7 Inch Ka Hi Hota Hai. jo smjh gya thoko like
    • 10 years ago



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  • Peer BaBa Arz Kartay hain.. Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha, Wah Wah Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha.. Tere msgs nai aa rahey Kya baat hai bacha???
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mobile company ke kisi brilliant salesman ko loose motion ho jaye. . . Toh wo doctor ko kaise batayega?. . . . . Doctor saab subah se unlimited outgoing chal rahi hai, . Ander se nayi 2 ringtone sunai deti hai, . pet me balance khatam ho gya hai, . Thoda b recharge karta hu to 5 min me discharge ho jata hai, . meharbani karke ye scheme band kar doh. =D :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Koi apko Pagal Kahe To Dukhi Mat Hona Afsos Mat Karna Rona B Nhi Darna Bhi Mat Himmat Se Khade Ho Kar Puchna - - - - Tumhe kaise pata chala
    • 10 years ago



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