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jinpar puri kitab likh de ham, unki zindgi main hamari haisat ek panna ki nahi. naraz nahi ham aapse hamari bhi tamanna aapke hone ki nahi. AWESOME

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Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon ki Shakal se pata lag jaata hai ki Unke Dimag mai kya Chal raha hai. . . Student: "Fir bhi Ap Apna Dupatta sahi nahi kr rahi ho!

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Raju:-doctor mai roj ek bura sapna dekhta hu, ki 4 sunder ladkiyon se meri shadi ho rahi hai. . Doctor:-mager tum isse bura sapna kyon kahte ho? . Raju:-aapne kabhi itni ladkiyon ka khana pkaya ho to apko pata ho na.

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Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu! Baap: Thanks mere pise aur time dono bach gye. Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu! jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!!

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1980 Enginr sahb ka ghr konsa h? wo jo bada bngla h,wo" 2012 "xcuse me, yha engineer ka ghr konsa h? "abey kisi b ghr me ghus ja. ek na 1 to hoga

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Mu or Gu me kya frk hai .... .. . . . . . . Dirty mind: Mu Russia me life ko bolte hai or Gu Russia me khushi ko bokte hai To duya hai meri ki aapke Mu me hamesa Gu rahe from:(Civilian Ravi Guleria)

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Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai. Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai. Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati. Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida Hua!

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Pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye, aur ladkiyo ko bhi...:)) . . Diff.. is dat... ladkiyo ko Yashraj ki movies wala chahiye.. . . . . . And ladko ko... . . . Imran harami ki movies wala chahiye.

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Dil k arma aasuo me bah gaye, ham gali me the aur gali me hi rah gaye. Chali gai kambakhat mauke pe light aur ham andhere me uski ma ko i love u kah gaye... Maneesh

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Name=CHAMELI DOB=14/8/69 Wt=98Kg Hght=3Ft Colr=Black Kaam=Gobar Uthana Dream=Shadi Krungi To Sirf Is post Padhne Wale Se! Agr Hasa to Fasa

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Larkee Apny Bf Sy Mayra Jaanu Mayra Ladlaa Mayra Guglaa Tum Mujhsay Shadi Karogey? Bolo Kichu Pichu! Bf: Tum Mujhay ProposeKarnaa Chah Rahee Ho Yaa Adopt Karna?

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Doctor Apne Ek Friend Ko Apne Naye Invention Ke Baare Mein Batata Hai. Doctor: “Maine Aisi Cream Banayi Hai Jisko Lagane Se 40 Saal Ki Lady 20 Saal Ki Lagne Lagegi.” Friend: “Yaar Phir To Khoob Bikta Hoga Na?” Doctor: “Arrey Nahi Re, Bikke To Tab Jab Koi Lady Apne Aap Ko 40 Ki Samjhe.“

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गर्लफ्रेंड :princess:????: मेरी मम्मी को तुम
बहुत पसंद आये हो :)

पींगु :man:????: चल पगली.. कुछ भी हो, मैं शादी तुम से ही करूँगा, आँटी से कहना वो मुझे भूल जाए...:laughing::joy:

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Rinku- School male hai ya female? ? ? ? ? Monu- pata nai.. Rinku- yar simple school mai ganta bi bajta hai, aur priuaid bi hote hai..

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Arz Kiya Hai . Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se ... Wah Wah. . Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se... . Are Wah Wah....! Lenkin Lekin... In Hasino Ko Kaun Bachayega Ham Jaise.. Kaminooo Seyyy!!!:):d:

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Nepali: Saab Ye Shaam Singh Ka Mobile Kaha Milega? . Salesman: Pata Nahi . Nepali: Saab Ji Tv Me Ad To Isi Dukan Ka Hai. . Salesman: Abey Saley Ye Sham Singh Nahi, Samsung Hai!

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Murgi anda deti hai & cow doodh deti hai to aisa koun hai jo dono deta hai socho... ... ... ... nahi pata? ... . Ans - DUKANDAR . Intelligent hoon, par maa kasam kabhi ghamand nahi kiya !

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Fulon Ki Hasi Gulab Hai.. Padhne Ke Liye Jaruri Kitab Hai.. Dunia Mein Har Sawal Ka Javab Hai.. agar Koi Mere Bare Mein Puche To Kah Dena Arre Wo To "LAJAVAB" Hai.. >>Waris ali

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2 Lovers in DOMINOS: Boy: Shu khaish jaanu? . Girl: Methi na Gota mangav . . . Moral: Gamdiyo maal pataavo to aatlu to sahan karvu j pade bhai.

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एक गधा घबराकर जंगल में भागे जा रहा था, भागे जा रहा था..

उसे देखकर एक चूहे ने पूछा – “क्या हुआ, कहाँ भागे जा रहा है भाई ??”

गधा – ‘अरे ! वहाँ शेर ने किसी आदमी की वारदात कर दी है, उसे पकड़ने जंगल में पुलिस आई है ।”

चूहा – “पर तू क्यों भाग रहा है, तू तो गधा है न”

गधा – “लगता है, तू नया है, ये भारत है बेटा…

पकड़े गये तो 10-20 साल तो अदालत में यहीं साबित करने में लग जायेंगे कि,

“मैं शेर नहीं, गधा हुँ…”
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