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  • Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband : Yaar, Main Koi Bhi Kaam Karta Hu To Meri Biwi bich me Aa Jati Hai Dost : Yaar, Tu Truck Chalaa Kar Dekh, Shaayad Qismat Saath De De...! =
    • 10 years ago



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  • True feelings of boys : . . Jab ek ladki tumhe apna best friend banakar!!! Aapke kandhe par sir rakh kar roti hai na !!! . . . . . . . . . Toh ghanta samajh nahi aata ke kya sahi hai aur kya galat :D:-D.. Agree boys
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aalsiyo Utho, Dushman SmS pe sMs Kr Rha h. Or Tum Chup kr Bethe ho, Badla lo wo 1SMS kre to Tum 5 kro, Tehas Nehas Kr do Dushman k Inbox ko.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya, . Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola: . Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun, Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai. Murghon ki Union ka President hun” . Murghi: Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun, . Lekin!! Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baccha- Aunty, Mummy Ne Chini Mangi Hai.. Aunty- Aaccha, Aur Kya Kaha Mummy Ne Baccha- Agar Woh Kamini Na De, To Pinki Aunty Se Le Aana
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ladki dukandar se 1st ladki:-aisa card mil sakta jis par likha ho ki me sirf tum se hi pyar karti hau. Dunkandar:- mil jayege madam? ladki :- 8 pack kar do.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, programe karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao ghar wali say
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ultimate serious...ekdum janleva msg- Ladka:- Call Recieve kyu nhi kiya Ladki:- vo me . . . . . . vo me . . . . . . Me Ringtone pr Naach rhi thi.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pehle Wo Meri Gf Thi . Mai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi . Phir Wo Meri Mangetar Bani, . Wo Bolti Thi Main Sunta Tha . Jab Wo Meri Biwi Bani . Hum Dono Bolte Hai . Mohalla Sunta Hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband: Tere baap ki jale per namak chhidkne ki adat gai nai . . . . wife: kyo kya huwa . . . . . Husband: aaj phir se puch raha tha, k Meri beti se shadi karke khush to ho na
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jungle Me Sher Aya Tha, Hathi Aya Bandar Aya, Hiran Aya, Phir Sherne Bandar se Puchha “Abe Apna Gadha Kahan Hai?” To Bandar Bola Huzur Abi Wo SMS Padh Raha Hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyo ka Pyar 1000 ke note jaisa hota hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . hamesha Dar laga rehta hai ki kahin nakli na nikle... . Agree??? Boys
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos? Tumhara Pyara Dipak Bhai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladka propose kare toh ladki ke 5 jawab ho sakte hai: 1. No 2. Yes 3. Main apko sirf dost samajhti hun 4. I m engaged 5. I love someone else... Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare to ladke ke 5 jawab 1. Haa 2. Yes 3. Ok 4. Alright 5. Me 2.. Moral: " Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya hota hai " anur.:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj Mere Phon Aur Sim Card Ki Shadi Ki Salgira Hai, Abhi Inbox Mein Choti Si Party Rakhi Hai, Toh Aap Sms Bhej Ke Party Me Shamil Ho Jao Njoy De Party...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:"tumne Home Work Kyu Nahi Kiya.. ?? . . . . Deadly Answer Given By . . . Me:"sir Kyuki Main Hostel Me Rehta Hun "
    • 10 years ago



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