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Ladka- nishe mein facebook khula Eek Ladki msg kiya- helo, Ladka bola- bye, Ladki bola- funny karte ho, hasi nehi uthi Ladka- tujhe pucha kiya, Ladka ka name tha Atif Raja Ladki- 2m toh atif aslam hona sahiye Ladki- atif aslam ban raha hu.. Ladki gusse me ro dia:-D:-D:-D

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aaj subah jb maine paani se munh dhoya to ehsaas hua. . . . . ki titanic wale ladke ki to watt lag gai hogi..

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Srdar Ka Padosi Mar Gaya: Wo Uske Ghar Gaya Or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi Srdr: Lo Batao Kitni Lambi Umar H

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Ek survey se malum hua hai ki.. agar patni karwa chauth k vrat ki bajay... MAUN VRAT rakhe to pati ki umar aur lambi ho sakati hai !!

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Ek bar ek ladki akeli rat ko kahi ja rhi thi, use raste main 5/6 kutte mile, wo unhe dekh kr ghabra gai, to kutton ne kaha ghabraie nhi , ap aram se jaie, ham kutte h insaan nhi...! Djsumit

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मेरे प्यार को “बेवफाई का इनाम” दे गया, मेरे दिल को “यादों का पैगाम” देगया, मैंने कहा मेरे दिल में दर्द है…. . . . . तो वो “झंडू बाम” दे गया …!!

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enGineering student ka dard ;) Aansu aa jate hai aankho me rone se pehle, Har khawab tut jata hai sone se pehle! Kya hai enGineering ye to samajh gaye, Kash koi rok leta admission hone se pehle

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Ramu Bank me account open karne gaya Form me 1 question tha"Humari Bank me account open karvane ka reason? Ramu:"Tumhari Cashier Mast maal hai...

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:boy:बच्चा टॉयलेट से आवाज लगाते हुये....
"मम्मी..कर ली"

मम्मी:princess: "खुद धोलो बेटा"

:boy:बच्चा गुस्से में:rage:...
"जब आप धुला नहीं सकती तो जबरदस्ती खिलाती क्यों हो"

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Agar Trains Ke Naam Indian actress Ke Naam Pe Hoti To.. Khabrain aisi Hoti.. aaj BIPASHA Over Load Ho Kar Gayee Hai.. TABBU Ke Neeche aake 1 aadmi Khatam.. accident Mein Mallika Ki Pichli Bogi Tabaah Ho Gayee Hai.. Tez Raftar Ki Wajah Se KANGNA Patri Se Utar Gayee Hai.. RAKHI Pe Chadhne Walon Ki Tadaad Mein Ijafgi.. VIDYA Ki Body Ko Change Karne Ka Faisla.. KAITRINA Par Gair Kanuni Dhang Se Chadhe Huye 7 aadmi Giraftaar.. Waris ali*

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Ae...chaddi...AeFasi . . . . . . , . Galat mat samaj na,ye to1 BANK KA NAAM HE H.D.F.C Slowly bolo samaj jaoge..

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"PETROL"To Bahut Mehnga Ho Gya Hai, To janab Hume Apka Pura khayal Hai, Isi Liye To Le Aye Hain Apke Liye (./) /.".)"?----;";_ ,,/"( , , ) //\ //\ "ROYAL ENFIELD KHOTA" 400 CC Chal Hat Ab Thanx Bol kr Sharminda Mat kr.Bas Teri khushi Se Badkar kuch Nhi

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Mstr-Kal Scul Kyu Nhi Aya Stdnt-Sir GalFrnd Se Milne Gaya Tha Mstr-Kiss Liye? Boy-Yes Sir. Master-Maine Puchha Kiss Liye? Boy-Liye Sir,Bahut Saare liye..

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Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi Padosi-Kyu Mar Rahi Ho Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1 Ladki Boli Aap Jise Samprk Krna Chahte Ho, Wo Abhi Vyast He By - $@Ga₹

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Shadi k mandap me Ladka ladki se bola ... Mere 10 ladkiyo ke saath Affair raha tha. . . . Ladki : Mujhe pta tha , Jab kundli mili he to Character to milega hi na..

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Devdas ne daru k liye Paaro ko chhod diya, Ram ne Vachan k liye ghar chhod diya, aur aapne.. ........... ...... ... ...apne chillar bachaane ke liye sms karna chhod diya.....

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1 ladka Ladki se puchta hai:" Bacche kaese hote hain.. ?? . . . . Ladki:" Chup.. . Ladka:" Batao Na plz :p . . . . , Ladki:" Nahi pata! ab dobara mat poochna.. . Ladka:" Arey bewaqoof itna bhinahi pata.. . . . Bacche Shararti hote hai ...:p :O:D . . Moral: "Kuch ladkiyan hamesha ladko ko galat hi samjhti hain.." :p

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Strange But True.. . . Duniya Me Har Insaan Ka Alag Naam HAI.. . . Magar Bheed Me Jab Hum Aawaz Lagate Hai.. . . . "Abe Kaminey" Kasam Se 20 Me Se 18 Log Palat Kar Dekhte Hai..

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Patni:- Juo Mari Aankho Katrina Ne Male Chhe Ne? Pati:- Dobi Tari Aankho Aapas Ma (ek-bija Sathe) Malti Nathi ne Kya Kaitrina Sathe Malti Hashe.

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Kanjoos baap k bete ne kha: "Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi h. 50,000 mang rhi h, CHUP rehne ke.": Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye. 2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: "Meri GF pregnant h 75,000 mang rhi h .": Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye. 6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli: "Daddy, I am pregnant.!";) Kanjoos ne usko gale se lagaya aur beti ka maatha chum ke kaha: "shabaash beti, ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai..

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