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  • Muskurahat ka koi mol nahi hota Kuch rishto ka koi tol nahi hota Vaise pyar to mil jata he har raste par Par koi aapki tarah anmol nahi hota
    • 10 years ago



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  • चींटू: मम्मी प्लीज ये रस्सी अपनी जीभ से काट दो।

    मम्मी: बेवकूफ रस्सी जीभ से कैसे कट सकती है?

    चींटू: क्यों? कल ही तो पापा कह रहे थे कि आपकी जुबान कैची की तरह चलती है।
    • 4 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Hindi Jokes , Jokes Quotes
  • School Ka Wo Last Day . . . . Jab Sari Ladkiya Saree Me Aati Hai. . . .. . . . . We All Have A Feeling K Sali Ye Bhi Itni Sunder Hai. School Dress Me Pata Hi Nahi Chala Yaar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khusi Ke Liye Aansou Kurbaan, Hansi Ke Liye Gum Kurbaan, Dost Ke Liye Jaan Kurbaan, Agr Dost Ke Girlfend Mil Jaaye, To Saala Dosti Bhi Kurbaan!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sarabi ek din sarab peekar ghar aaya Aur apni biwi se bola agar mere hath me Es desh ki sarkar ho to mai es desh ki Takdeer badal sakta hu. Wife:haramkhor pahle apni pant to badal le Jo subah se meri salwar pahan ke ghum raha hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1st time bhojpuri sms, "Tu ruth jaibu t jiyab kaise, Phatal karejwa k siyab kaise, Tu hi t hau hamar sona k surahi, Tu hi phut jaibu t paniya piyab kaise!":)
    • 10 years ago



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  • God asked a dying sharabi: "Kya tmhari koi antim ichcha hai..Balak?" . . . . . . Sharabi:"Haan!...Agle janam me mujhe daant bhale hee 1 dena par liver 30-40 to de hee dena!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mohabbat Mein Laakhon Zakham Khaye Hum Ne Afsos Unhe Hum Par Aitbar Nahi Mat Pucho Kya Guzarti Hai Dil Par Jab Wo Kehte Hai Humein Tum Se Pyar Nahi…
    • 10 years ago



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  • ek ladki ko ek jadu ka chirag mila Us ne us ko ragda to ek Jin nikla, . Jin ne kaha:3 khwaishe batao, . ladki :1 khubsurat Aalishan ghar ho, Ghar aa gaya, . ladki - dusri ghar main bahut amir log rahte hoo Log Aa gaye, . ladki - ab us ghr me jo jawan ladka hai, usko mera bf bana do
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?….. Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!! Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge? Student: dulhan Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade hokar mummy papa k liye kya karoge? Student- bahu laaunga Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai? Student: pota Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai? Student: hum do humare do.
    • 10 years ago



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  • LOFER r OFFER me kya fark hai...? simple... Agar koi lardka kisi lardkiko propose kore toe o LOFFER hai.. aur koi lardki Lardkako propose kare o OFFER hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Aadmi akhrot bech rahatha.. . Pappu ne poocha - ye khane se kya hota hai ? . Aadmi - dimag tezz hota hai. . Pappu : kaise ? . Aadmi : Acchha ye batao 1kilo chaawal me kitne daane hote hain ? . Pappu : pata naheen... Aadmi ne usko ek akhrot khilaya.. . aur bola: Batao 1 darzan me kitne kele hote hai ? . Pappu : 12 . Aadmi : dekha , dimaag tezz hua na.... . Pappu : 1 kilo de do... :p :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shaadi ke baad Pappu ne apni wife se pucha : . "Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd the?" . Wife ne 1 lifafa dia, jisme chawal k kuch dane aur 200 Rs. the. . Pappu : Ye kya? . Wife : Mai jab bi boyfriend banati thi to 1 chawl ka dana isme dal deti thi. . Pappu (Dane gin ke) Bus 7? Aur ye 200 Rs. Kyun? . . . Wife : 4 killo chawal bech diye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • ladka ladki ka takis me jhagda ladki-tune mera hath kiu pakda ladka-maine nahi mere dost ne pakda ladki-kaon hai wo haram ka ladka-ye bakra ladki-tu bata bakre mera hath kaon pakda bakra allways saying may may.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosto Aaye Dekhe Haryana Mein Teachers English Language Ki Kaise Maa Behen Ek Karte Hain. 1. Don’t Talk In Front Of My Back. 2. Both Of You Three Get Out Of The Class. 3. Why Are You So Late? Say Yes Or No. 4. Take 5 Cm Copper Wire Of Any Length. 5. I Have Two Daughters. Both Of Them Are Girls. 6. All Of You Stand In A Straight Circle. 7. Be Quiet. Principal Passed Away Just Now. 8. Why Are You Looking At The Monkey Outside When I Am Standing Here ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • "A Little but Sweet Love Story" BOY: Dekho mene naya cell lia! GIRL: Wah! chalo kisi hotel me Party dedo! ... ... In Evening, dey Went to 5 star hotel, (After Completing Dinner) GIRL: Oye! How did u Manage Money fordis Kind of Hotel? BOY: Cell bech diya apna..!! Tujh se badh kr thodi na tha IDIOT :)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady Beggar:" Aee.. bhaiya 1 rupya de de.. 3 din se bhuki hu... . . . . Pappu:" 3 din se bhuki hai toh 1 rupye ka kya karegi...?? . . . . . Lady Beggar:" waight dekhungi kitna ghat gaya hai...
    • 10 years ago



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