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Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black & White Lines Par Baar-Baar Idhar-Udhar Chal Raha Tha, Aur Soch Raha Tha Ki . . . . . . . . . . Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi.

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Teacher :- Ye Btao Breakfast Kya Hotaa Ha! ?? Student :- Breakfast Kaa Mtlab Ha! K Break Fast Kro Kh!n Acc!dent Naa Ho Jae.

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American: Yeh LaL Kila kitne din me bana?? Indian: 2 month sir. American: Humare yaha toh aise kila 2 weeks me bante hai. Thodi aage jake... American: Yeh kutub minar kitne din me bane? Indian: Only 2 weeks me sir. American:Humare yaha to 1 week me ban jata.. Agra me.. American: Yeh taj mehal kitne din me bane...?? Indian: Pata nahi sir, kal tak toh yahan nahi tha.

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BIMAARI In Bollywood Style.. :-D 1. Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat bhar Dhuwaan Chale= FEVER. 2. Tadap Tadap K Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi= HEART ATTACK 3. Bidi Jalayile Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai= ACIDITY. 4. Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karu= MOTIYABIND. 5. Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kahna= MEMORY LOSS. 6. Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole=MIRGI. 7. Juda Hoke Bhi TU Mujhme Kanhi Baaki Hai= LOOSEMOTION.! :-P

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Our Heart Is The Greatest Kameena In The World.. . . . . . . . . . . . Saala Usi Ke Liye Pareshan Rahega, Jo Bhaav Nahi Deti...! :)

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How BEDROOM Smells After MARRIAGE: 1st 3 years ------Perfumes, Flowers,Chocolate, Strawberry, Grapes. .. After 3 YRS-------Baby Powder, Johnsons Cream & Lotions, Baby oils · · After 15YRS-------ZanduBalm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray…. · · After 40 YRS------- Agarbatti

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Ghantu Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi, Magar Pehle Din Hi Use Unhone Bahut Mara Aur Nikal Diya First Caller: Mera Vodafone Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya Hai! Ghantu: To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le.

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Wife: Agar mei kho jaau to tum kya karoge? Husband: Mei akhbaar mei advtmnt dunga. Wife khush hote hue: Kya likhoge? Husband : "JISKO MILE USKI"..

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Hi jaan.. How r u jaan.. I love u jaan.. I Miss u jaan.. Haso mat murkh. Me JAANke pichhe WAR lagana bhul gaya tha

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Pappu Ki Job Software Enginering M Lagi. Job 8 Hours Ki Thi. Pehle Din Pappu Ne 11 Hours Kaam Kiya. Boss Ne Khush Ho Kar Pucha Pappu Aaj Kya Kaam Kiya. Pappu- Keyboard Ki Saari Key Ulti Sidhi Lagi Thi. Sb Serial Se Lga Di.

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Faadu Post.. Read Must Friends.. Mehgai k iss daur me karna padta hai apne kharche par kaboo.. Mehgai k iss daur me karna padta hai apne kharche par kaboo.. Ek chutki Sindoor ki kimmat tum kya jaano Ramesh Babu??

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Ek Bar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho Ek Bar Yad Karke To Dekho Ek Bar Pukar Kar To Dekho Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena, Hum So Gaye Hain Aur Phone Silent Pe Hai.

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SANI:Mujhe Bahut Thand Lag Rahi Hai RANI:Mere upar k Dono Heater par Hath Rakh Lo. SANI:Abhi Bhi Thand Lag Rahi He RANI:Are Kamine Niche PLUG me PIN To DAL De.

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A Guy Searching, These Keywords on Google: "How to Tackle A Wife.." Google Search Result: "Good Morning, Sir..! Even We are Searching

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Ek Ladke Ko Police Ne Pakda.. Police- Licence Hai? Ladka-no. Police-paise Hai? Ladka-no. Police Ne Ladke Ke Undrwear Mein Hath Daala Or Do Baal Khich Liye.. Ladka(Ansu Nikalte Hue)-Aisa Kyun Kiya?;-( Police-taki Tu Yeh Kisi Se Na Keh Sake K, Maine Signal Toda Or Havaldar Meri Ja##nt Bhi Nai Ukhad Saka.!

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Tujhse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani,, Tujhse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani,, Meri right ankh kani (-_+) Teri left ankh kani (+_-)

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Usne Kaha . . . ! "Bhrosa Dil Pe Itna Nahi Karte" Maine Kaha . . . ! "Pyar Me Kabhi Socha Nahi Karte" Usne Kaha . . . ! "Bahut Kuchh Duniya Ke Nazaaro Me Hai" Maine Kaha . . . ! "Jub Tum Saath Ho To Hum Kuchh Or Dekha Nahi Karte".

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Safed Saari Me Jab Laal Bindi Lagati Ho.. Maa Kasam Ambulance Nazar Aati Ho.. Wo Ghayalo Ko Le Jati Hai.. ..Aur Tum Ghayal Kar Jaati Ho

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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? banta: A teacher

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.Santa Ek Baar Park Mein Beth Ker Gaana Ga Raha Tha“ Aaj Mein Upar Aasma Niche . . ”Uske Paas Ek Aadmi Betha Tha UsAadmi Ne Santa Ka Gaana Sun Kar Santa Ko Bahut Maara . .Kyon ??? , , ,Kyon Ki Aasma Us Aadmi Ki Beti Ka Naam Tha.:xD *JuSt FrOm SkR*

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