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  • Hum pe mar k munni badnam hui, Hum pe mar k munni badnamhui, Akele hogye the munni k bina Ye achha hua kambhkat shila time pe jawan ho gayee.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apni girl friend ko apne ghar le gaya... Sub darvaje, khidkiya band kar di, light off karke paas aaya aur bola.... . . . Ye dekho meri watch me light jalti hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पप्पु: यार आउल, ये क्रिमिनल लोग क्राइम करने के बाद अपनी उँगलियों के निशान क्यों छोड़ जाते हैं? . . संता ने खतरनाक दिमाग लगाया... . . . . . . " क्योंकि वो अनपढ़ होते हैं ना...पढे लिखे होते तो साइन छोड़ कर जाते..
    • 10 years ago



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  • PHOOL BINA KHUSHBU BEKAAR CHANDANI BINA CHAND,BEKAAR PYAAR BINA ZINDAGI BEKAAR AUR GIRL-FRIEND KE BINA CARTOON-NETWORK BEKAAR
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.Banta: Haa par mai nahi dekh paunga. Santa: kyu? Banta: mera TV toh 21 inch ka hi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ARZ KIYA HAI KI! i am a dog and you are a flower, wah wah... i am a dog and you are a flower, so let me lift my leg and give you a shower.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bihari Babu- Aare o doctor..! kaise nasbandi kiye ho hamari? Biwi firse maa banne wali hai..! Dr.- Burbaak hum nasbandi tohar kiye hai, Poore bihar ki nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa.. Kripaya khudko pehchaan ne ke liye 3 aur 6 firse dohraye......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai? Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke? Boy: Kya matlab? Girl: PAYAL aur aapka? Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein? Girl: Matlab? Boy: Prasad. By - Ajay ingale
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Engineer mandir main bol raha tha.. Hey Bhagwan.. Teri Kirpa Teri Daya Teri Shradha Teri Aradhna Teri Bhakti Teri Archna Teri PoojaTeri Aarti Teri Maya Teri Geeta Teri Vidhya Teri Riddhi Teri Siddhi Teri Laxmi Teri Karuna Teri Meher Teri Leela Teri Mahima.. . . . . . . .....meri ek bhi nahi ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki ne chote bacho ko kiss kiya, Or chote bacho k gal par lipstik ka daag lag gaya, Tab ladki boli i am sorry tab bacha bola koi baat nahi, Agar accha kam karte samay daag lag jay to daag acche hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • School Ki Class me Tangi Ghadi (Watch) Kabhi Chori Nahi Ho Sakti Pucho Kyu.. Kyuki Is par har waqt student ki nazar jo rehti hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain, Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par fir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta? . . . . . Pappu: LADIES TOILET!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- Ek haath mei kitni ungli hoti hai? BOY:- 6. GIRL:- 4. Teacher:- Tum dono ko kitni bar kaha hai ki Underwear mein haath dalkar mat gina karo... Samje to thoko like Warna Pogo zindabad
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa says:" Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Sakta hai.. . . . . . . . . . . Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina "Pyar" Nahi Kar Sakta".. . . Aaj Santa Serious hai. Plz..
    • 10 years ago



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  • A boy romantically to his Gf: I can see the whole world in ur eyes. A passerby listens n asks: Matura road pe kitna traffic hai, zara dekh ke bataana...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mobile Kaha Milega? . Salesman: Pata Nahi . Nepali: Saab Ji Tv Me Ad To Isi Dukan Ka Hai. . Salesman: Abey Saley Ye Sham Singh Nahi, Samsung Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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