Funny Jokes

1st :- Sharab Adami ki Dushaman hai. 2nd :- Lekin bujurgone to ka ha hai ki apane dushman ko bhi gale lagaba chahiye. 1st :-Sirf Gale lagane ko kaha hai, Gale ke niche utarne ke liya nahi....:)

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Ek Baar America, Japan Aur India Ke Police Officers Mein, Behas Ho Gayi, Ki Kon Sabse Badiya Hai !!! Akhir Ye Faisla Hua Ki Competition Rakha Jaye. To Competition Mein Ek Sher Ko Jungle Main Chorr Diya, America Police Ne 10 Ghante Ke Andar Sher Ko Pakad Liya. Sher Ko Phir Jungle Main Choda Gaya Aur Japan Police Ko Pakadne Ke Liye Bheja. Japan Ki Police Ne 5 Ghante Main Sher Ko Pakad Liya. Indian Police 2 Din Tak Laut Ke Nahi Aayi. To Sabhi Officers Unko Dhundne Ke Liye Jungle Main Gaye. Jungle Mein Dekhte Hai Ki Indian Police Ek Gidad Ko Ulta Latka Kar Maar Rahi Thi Aur Bol Rahi Thi: “ Kabool Kar saale, K tu Hi Sher Hai

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Shadi S h a d i S- setting band, H- himmat khatam, A- aazadi samapt, D- dimaag kharab, I- imtihaan shuru, Jinki ho gyi bhog lo Jinki nhi hui wo soch lo.

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Neend aati h to khawab aate h. Khwab me 1 ladki aati h, Ladki k peeche uska baap aata h. Phir na neend aati h na khwab aata h.

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Boy - Tumhari age kya hai... Girl - 20 yrs Boy - Tumne to 5 yrs pahle v yahi bataya tha. . . . . . . Girl - Dekha ladkiya juban ki kitni pakki hoti hai.

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Solid Insult Wife:Soch rahi hun ap k sath Dubai,UK ghoom aaon kitney paise... lagen ge? Husband:kuch bhi nahi. Wife:Wo kaise? Husband:Sochne k paise nahi lagtey :

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A shocking note left by a wife while going out for shopping. . . . “Dear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so i am taking it out for a walk”

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Father: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye? Son: Teacher kehti hain k 3+5=8 Aglay Din Kehti Hain k 4+4=8 Phir Kehti Hain k 6+2=8 Unko Khud he Confirm Nahi to Mujhe kya paas Karengi�! Raymon Middya

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Teacher-Papu ek story sunao with moral . . Papu-Maine usko phone kiya wo so rahi thi. . . Phir usne mujhe phone kiya main so raha tha . . . Moral- Jaisi karni wsi bharni.

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Raat ko hostle me Light jane k baad candle leke washroom ja raha tha bechara... . . . . . . . . . koi kambakhat phoonk maar kar keh gaya.. Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Batao yaar Emergency ke waqt bhi mazak... Dost kamine hi nahin harami bhi hotehain... :P :D L

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Teacher: Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par fir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta? . . . . . Pappu: LADIES TOILET!

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LIFE changes from Classroom 2office Books 2files Jeans 2formal Pocketmoney 2salary Girlfriend 2wife, Lekin saale dost kbhi nahi badalte Kamine ke kamine rehte hai.

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AaPki, 1"Baat MuJe Bahut Pasand Hai_ * * AaP Jab Bhi Koi SMS"Karte H0_ * * Toh, DILse"Karte H0_ * QKi * * * * Dimag Toh, AaPke"Pas Hai Hi Nahi Na_!

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Larrka: larrkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti hy.jitna peo Utna zyada maza deti hy. Larrki jl kar boli: Larkay juce k dabbay ki tara hoty hy.jb maza anay lagta hy tokhatam ho jaty h.

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ere mobile ko sardi lag gai hai. SAMSUNG Hospital k MOTOROLA Ward me hai. Dr.NOKIA Ka khna hai ki Sms ki botale chaiye. plz send sms kyoki MOBILE ICU Me hai.

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Larka Larki K Baap Se: Main Aap Ki Beti Ka Haath Mangne Aaya Hon. Larki Ka Baap: Kyun? Larka: Kyun K, Ab Mere HAATH Thak Chukay Hain.

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Santa Ne Shampoo Kharida. Santa: Iske Sath Jo Gift Hai Do Shopkeepe: Iske Sath Koi Gift Nahi Hai Santa: Jhoothe! Ispe Likha Hai "Dandruff Free"

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English Sir-golu Y R U So Late? Golu-sir Meri Car... Sir-talk In Eng Golu-my Car Fassing In Kicchad No Hiling No Duling Only Po Po Karing.

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Santa:india gate ke samne p.m. Nikamma hai ke nare laga raha tha police ne aakar usse pakad liya santa:are main to amerika ke p.m.ko kah raha tha police:sale hame banata hai hame pata hai kounsa p.m. Nikamma hai

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Sardar ne mendak se pucha k, Sardaro me dimag hota h k nai? Mendak kuch nahi bola or pani me kud gya. Sardar bola-sale, Isme SUICIDE karne wali kya bat thi..

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