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Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai. : : : Girlfrd ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai : : : Paisa apka Faisla apka JAGO GRAHAK JAGO...

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Machchar Ne Ek Aadmi Ko Din Me Kata... . Aadmi:" Ab Din Mein Bhi ??? . . . . Machchar:" Kya Karu bhai, Ghar Mein Maa- Baap Bimar Hai... Behen Jawan Hai Aur Ladke Walo Ne 1 Ltr Khoon Dahej Mein Manga Hai...

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Hum tumhari Chaahat me itni Door nikal aye h JAAN Ki ab Rikshay wala waapis jane ke 500Rs Maang raha Hy (.") / ) /\_ Ab pedal hi aa rha H

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Read Must :D =D Boy: Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi CarTo Nahi par Tumhe Apni Palkon PeBitha ke Ghumaunga.! . Mere Paas apne dost Jaisa Bada bangla To Nahin Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga . Mere Paas apne dost Jitne Paise To Nahin Par Main Mehnat Kar ke Khilaunga . Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye...?? . Girl:-- Dimag ki maa behan mat kar, Apney Dost Ka Number de.. :/:D =D :P

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Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professores Ko Ek Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya.. Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki Ye Plane Apke Students Ne Bnaya Hai Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye Par Principal Baithe Rahe Logo Ne Pucha Aapko Darr Nahi Lgta? Principle: Muje Apne Studnts Par Pura Bharosa Hai. Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!! By - nripendebnath

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MONU"Ke Ghar Uske SaSuraL Wale Aaye To Biwi Ne Kaha; Mehmaano"Ke Liye JaKar Bahar Se Kuch Le Aao, . MONU"Bahar Gaya Aur Turant"TAXI LeKe Aa_Gaya."

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Boy To Father: papa ek glass paani de do, Father: khud uth k pe lo, Boy: please de do na……! Father: ab manga to thappad maronga :/ Boy: thappad marne aao to pani letay aana !! :D :P

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Iss pathar ki duniya mein, Aksar dil tut jaya karte hai.. Ankehn bhi sambhal kar band karna, Mere dost, palko ke bich bhi, Sapne tut jaya karte hai…

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1 Handsome Boy Class Mein Aaya.... Aur Sari Girls Dekhte Hi Deewani Hogayi. . . Fir Ladke Ne Aate Hi Kuch Kaha To Girls Behosh. . . Socho Kya Kaha Hoga ?? . . . . Thodi Jagah Dena, behan ji Jhaadu Lagana hai. "Haye Re Berozgari"

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hi class me top na karo Warna log tumse jalne lagege . . . Hamesha late class me jao Is tarah har teacher tumhe yaad rakhega.. Zyada padhne se time waste hota hai.. Aur time waste karna buri baat hai Kabhi test na do Kyuki Beizzati ke "2" marks se to izzat ke "0" acche hai....:-(m.s)

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Apni Girl-friend Ke Sath Date Pe Ho, . Par Chahte Ho Ki Khaane Peene Mein Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho To UsSe Puchho . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . “Kya Khaayegi Moti.. ?? . Thodi Si Gaaliyan Milengi Par Kasam Se Paise Zaroor Bach Jayenge...:

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Girl:" Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai, iska Naam KyaHai . . Waiter:" Yeh"PAPPU"Hai.. . . Girl:" Yeh Mujhe 1 GhanteSe Pareshan Kar Raha Hain.. . . Waiter:" Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Raha Hai.. . . . Girl:" Yahi To Pareshanii Hai... .. Moral:" Duniya Shareefon KoJeenay Nahi Deti.

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Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat waloon ko milte hain . . . . . . . . 1 Jungle main ghomta hua white hathi.. . . . 2: Without affairs wala Jeevan sathi...

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Girl:- Mom-Dad ne kaha hai k agar exams me fail hui to shadi kar denge. Boy:-Tumne kitni tayari ki..? : : : : : : : : : GIRL:-bus Reception k dress lena reh gaya hai.!

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Maa Ne Pappu Ke Jyada T.V. Dekhne Se Ek Din Pareshan Aakar Usko Bola Maa: “Tu Hamesha Tv Kyun DekhtaRehta Hai ?” Pappu Haste Hue Bola: “To Kya Fridge Dekhu?“

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मां बेटी से – तुम्हारा बॉयफ्रेंड कैसा इन्सान है. क्या वो आदरणीय है? बेटी: हां मा, वो ५० साल का एक समझदार इन्सान है. उसे शराब या जुआ की आदत नहीं है. अच्छे संस्कारी परिवार से है. एक अच्छी बीवी और दो समझदार बच्चे भी है.

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Girl:" Mai Tumhare liye Aag pe chal sakti hoon, Naddi me kood sakti hoon.. . . Boy:" love u jaanu.. kya Tum mujhe Abhi Milne Aa sakti Ho ?? . . . . . Girl:" Pagal ho kya itni dhoop me... hahaha :

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Dosto se problem share krna achha hota hai. . . "Isliye nhi ki wo use solve krte hai Par . . . . Sale aise-aise solutions dete h ki hm problm hi bhul jate hai.

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3 impossibilties 1-Tm apne baal (hair) gin nai skte. 2-Tm apni ankhen soap se wash nai kr skte. 3-Tm us wqt saans nai le skte jb k tmhri zuban munh se bahir ho . . Andar kar lay kuttalag raha hai

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Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai?? . . . . . . Khud kitne bade kaminey honge Par larki shareef chahiye

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