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  • Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botle Leke Bethi Thi, Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko Lagati To Kabhi 20 Min Me, Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete Hai, . . Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1970 Dulha Dahej Me Sasurji se radio Mangta Tha. . . . 1980 Cycle. . . . 1990 motor cycle . . . 2000 Car . . . 2013 . . . Bas Bina Boyfrnd wali dulhande DO.. Baki mein kama lunga. :o :p Agree then thoko like boys... ___
    • 10 years ago



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  • अभी संस्कार टीवी पर प्रवचन चल रहा था !! "हानि लाभ , उतार चढ़ाव ये सब जीवन के पहलू है" अब सोच रहा हूँ बाबा जी , जीवन दर्शन की बातें कर रहे थे . . . . या फिर पेट्रोल के दामों की ???
    • 10 years ago



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  • पत्नी- मै चाहती हूं कि मुझे समाचार पत्र होना चाहिए था, जिससे मैं हमेशा तुम्हारेहाथ में रहती।पति- मैं भी यही चाहता हूं, जिससे रोज नया समाचार पत्र पढ़ने को मिले।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mallika searwat ne Ramdev se pucchi ki "main nahate samay kaya karun ki meri yovan surakshit rahe? Ram dev ne kaha - "Bathroom ka darwaja".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki K Baap Ne Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha - “Beta hamari Izzat Ab Tumhare Haath Mein Hai. .. .. .. .. .. Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga! *JuSt FrOm SkR*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:- Tuj me Rab Dikhata hai yaara main kya karu??? . Me:- Darshan Kar, Matha Take, Ashirwad le, Prasad kha, aur nikal Piche aur Bhi Bhakt Khade hai Line me.......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har Pal, Har Waqt, Har Din, Har Lamha, Har Aahat, Har Ehsaas Aur Dil Ki Har Dhadkan Keh Rahi Hai. "Baap Re Baap Kya THAND Pad Rahi Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Friend aur Best friend mai kya farq hai..??? . . . . . Friend kehta hai:" plz drive safe & Slow . . . Best friend kehta hai:" Bhaga bhootnike bhaga aage scooty pe item ja rahi hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • short story.. 1 day.girl-m tumhari frnd hun bas. boy-ya 2 day.girl-hamaare bech frndship kuch jyada ho gyi na. boy-shayad 3 day girl-tum kuch bolte q nhi. :/ boy-kya bolu girl-jo m sunna chahti hun. boy-I love you? girl-I Love you too..^_^ in breakup boy-mene nahi socha tha tum mujhe chor dogi. girl-HUH mene bola tha mujhe purpose kro...xD xp
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1st Woman-: Kuchch Suna Hai Ya Nahi, Bharat Ne Hindustan Par Hamla Kar Diya Hai. 2nd Woman-: Hume To Dar Hai, Ki Kahi Ek Misaile Mere Sar Pe Na Gir Jaye. 3rd Woman-: Arre Tum Sab Fikar Kyun Karti Ho, Hum To India Main Rahte Hai. . .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aapka style Aapki smile Aapki aankhen Aapki baatein Aapka bolna Aapka chalna Aapka muskurana Aapka sharmana Aapka aandaz Uff ALLAH. . . Koi 1 to theek kar lo?
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Bus chali Jhatka laga 1srdr 1ladki par ja gira Ladki boli-badtamiz kya kr rahe ho? Sardar-Ji Punjab University se B.A.Final..& WHAT ABT U!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:- Sharab or Pyaar me kya rishta hai....?? . Student:- Sharab over hone se Ladka ulti karta hai. . . . . . . Lekin . . . . . . . Pyaar over hone se Ladki ulti karti hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare. Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola… “Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya hai”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife:Tmne Muje Shadi se Phle Q nhi Btaya k Tmari Phle hi RANI Nam ki Wife hy? Husbnd:Mene Btaya to tha k Men tumhe RANI ki tarh Rakhoon ga
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sochta hu kanjuson ka ek department banau Chairman ki kursi par Aap ko Bithau duniya se Aap ko chanda dilwau Ta k Aap se kuch Msgz to Le pau.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school, saw a couple kissing on the road… He suddenly shouted and said look mom they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy went 2 Drop Aunti, Aunti - Raat ho gayi hai bitu ke pass so jao. Boy - anti sofe per so jaunga NEXT MRNG A HOT Girl Making A tea Boy - AAP ? GRL - i m bitu & u ? Boy - ULLU ka PATHA..!!
    • 10 years ago



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