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Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon To Bikhar Jaogay. Tumhara Naam Dil Rakhon To Toot Jaogay. Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam Bijli. Jab Chhor Kar Jaogay, 1 Ghantay Baad Wapas Aajaogay.

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Yun dekha na karoaap humein haste haste, Yun dekha na karoaap humein haste haste, Mere dost bade kharab hain... Dekhte hee tumhein keh baithenge: Bhabhi ji Namaste!

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Sharif ladko se jyada kismat wale to gali k kutte hai . . . . . . . . . . . Kam se kam ladki palat palat k dekhti to hai ki aa raha h ya nhi..

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Proceed only if your 18 or above: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Donate blood... You can save life....;):D(y)

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Mohabbat dilo ko aawara bna deti hai, Gardish me rahne walo ko sitarabna deti hai, Had me rho to theek, Varna kisi ko mammy to, Kisi ko papa bna deti hai.

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Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai. Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai? Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.” S.S.DON

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Bv: Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the! Husband: Ab waqt badal gaya hy Bv: Phir b -JAANI- koi sher kehdo! Husband: lo sunO Jane jigar janeman 90 kilo tera wazan Tu jo gir jaye mujh par Mar jaonga me sanam:-)

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Ek baar Pappu nadi me nahane gaya... .. Achanak se wo doobne laga... .. Tabhi use ganesh ji dikhe... . Pappu : Ganeshji pls mujhe bacha lijiye... .. Ganesh ji apne dhun me the aur jordar naachne lage... . Pappu : Ganesh ji mai doob raha hoon aur aap ho ki naach rahe ho... .. Ganesh ji : To tu v to ganesh chaturthi par naach raha tha mere dubne par... So badla... .. Dhinka chika, Dhinka chika... burrrahhh...

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Name=CHAMELI DOB=14/8/69 Wt=98Kg Hght=3Ft Colr=Black Kaam=Gobar Uthana Dream=Shadi Krungi To Sirf Is post Padhne Wale Se! Agr Hasa to Fasa

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Ladkiyan 4 chizo Ki Diwani Hoti H 1. Make up 2. Mobile Phones 3. Shopping Aur 4.______ (Niche Dekh) . . . . . . Abe Apne Niche Dekh.!

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Dad: Why Do U Look So Upset? Son: I Cant Tell U Dad Dad: Treat Me As Ur Friend . . Son: Yar Teri Bhabhi Naraz Ho Gaye Hai. By - Ajay ingale

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BANTA ne FACEBOOK pe account banaya… usko ye samajh nai aaya ki WALL pe kya likhe… Bohot sochney ke baad usne likha . . . YAHAN SUSU KARNA MANA HAI…

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Santa: Phone pe itni dheemi aawaz me Kis se baat kar raha hai? Banta: Behen hai ! Santa: To phir itni Dheemi aawaz me kis liye? Banta: Teri hai is liye!

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Ladka :- Medical store par jaakar bola, 1 c*ndom de do... Main apni GF ke ghar dinner pe jaa raha hoon... Phir bola 2 aur de do, us ki sister bhi Bomb hai aur uski Maa bhi hot hai... Dinner pe jaise hi GF ka baap dining table par aaya, Ladka sir jhuka ke baith gaya... Ladki boli :- Mujhe nahi pataa tha tum itna sharmate ho... Ladka bola :- Mujhe bhi Aaj tak nahi pata tha ki tere Baap ka Medical store hai. :-P

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Afridi : Rohit ke 200 nahi hone denge. , , , Misbah : Magar kaise ?? , , , Afridi : Hum 190 pe allout ho jayenge , , Misbah : Insallah

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Taxiwala:" Bhai 1 Rupya chhuta Nahi Hai, Ye Dekho 1 Rupye Wala Video.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu:" Ye Le 4GB Memory Card With 1000 Videos, Nikaal 1000 Ka Note...

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अध्यापक:- तुम बडे होकर क्या करोगे? छात्र:- शादी, अध्यापक:- नही, मेरा मतलब है क्या बनोगे? छात्र:- दुल्हा, अध्यापक:- ओह.. तुम बडे होकर क्या हासिल करोगे? छात्र:- दुल्हन, अध्यापक:- अबे... मतलब बडे होकर मम्मी-पापा के लिऐ क्या करोगे? छात्र:- बहुँ लाऊँगा! अध्यापक:- हरामखोर, तुम्हारे पापा तुमसे क्या चाहते है? छात्र:- पोता, अध्यापक:- हे भगवान, अबे जिन्दगी का मंक्सद क्या है? छात्र:- हम दो हमारे दो..!OR!

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Teacher: sabse jyada pagal kon log hote hai? Sardar utha Teacher: shabash bete batao Sardar-idhar udhar dekh kar, khabardaar kissi ne sardar ka naam liya to..

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BHAGWAN ka diya sab kuch he :- Books he Notes he Time he aur hausla to itna he ke… jb chahe padh ke TOPkr sakta hu, bus 1 hi bat ki kami he, . . . . "MOOD"Saala banta hi ni…:P:D Djsumit

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Ansu tere nikle to ankhen meri ho, dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho, sadak par tu pite aur galti meri ho.

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