• Categories
  • Funny Jokes   4862
  • A middle aged man asked the trainer in gym: I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use? Trainer: Sir! Use the ATM machine
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Girl (sharmaty hue): Ye Pyar kya hota hai? Boy: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota hai For Example Larka = Cement Larki = Rait Love = Pani ... ab agar cement or rait ko Aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge lekin agar in main pani mix kar diyajaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta. . . . Girl (hanste hue): Kaminey tu shakal se he Mistri lagta he.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • BF: Hi Dear, Mujhe Teri Bahot Bahot Yaad AaRhi He, I Seriously Miss u! . GF: Are Abhi To Baat Ki Humne. . BF: Are FirSe Tujhe Hi Lag Gaya Kya?
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Dil Ke Sagar Me Lehre Uthaya Na Karo, Khwab Bankar Neend Churaya Na Karo, Bahot Chot Lagti Hai Mere Dil Ko, Tum Khwabo Mein Aa Kar Yu Tadpaya Na Karo
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • ‚ Free sardar sms jokes ‚ Putra- “Pitaji, mai nadi me aage jaaunga|” Pita- “Nahi, doob jaaoge|” Putra- “Nahi dooboonga, mujhe tairna aata hai|” Pita- “Yadi doob gaya to ghar jaakar teri khoob pitai karunga”
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Patiala ki 2 chize famous hai 1st patiala peg 2nd patiala salwar Dono me fark sirf itna hai 1 chadhne par maza deti hai to doosri utarne par!!
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • 1 Kunwari Ladki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya. Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ki Yeh Kiss KaBacha Hai? Ladki : Papa Missed Call to sab He Marte The, Pata nahi Kis ki call recive ho gayi?
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Pati kaaam se Jaldi ghar aa gaya Patni ne premi ko powder laga kar murti ki tarah khada kar diya. Pati: Ye kya hai. Patni: Murti hai,Pados wale gupta ji ne di hai. Pati kuch na bola aur kaam me vyast ho gaya. Aadhi raat ko murti ke saamne sandwich rakh kar bola Pati: Kha lo gupta ji parso raat ko mein bhi tumhaare ghar aise hi murti ban ke khada tha kisi ne paani ko bhi nahi pooncha tha.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Raho Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kaise Chalega Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo, Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina Hai. Sory fr aap mat samjhna kyunki aap to karte ho
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Paaglo ki 4 nishaniya 1-RIGHT hand me mobile pakadna 2-Anguthe se button dabana 3-Msg padhkar muskurana 4-Fir sochna, kisko fwd karu?
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Woh kaunsi Situation H Jisme mard 15 minute me thak jata h Aur aurat chahti hai ki wo karta rahe? . . ? . . ? . . ? . . SHOPPING.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Husband or Wife me Jhagra ho gaya to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kiya: Ammi mera unse jaghra ho gaya he me 3, 4 maah k liye aap k ghar aa rahi hun Maa boli: usey apne kiye ki saza puri puri milni chahiye tum wahin raho 3, 4 mahine k liye me aa rahi hon
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Pappu Ko Vodafone Mein OperatorKi Job Mil Gayi. . Magar Pehle Din hi bahut maarpadi aur nikaal diya gya... . BeCause . First Caller : Mera Vodafone Ka SimKharab Ho Gaya Hai..!! . . . . . . . . Pappu : To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le. .
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Autowala- Bhai 30 rupiya Thaya Bapu- Le 15 rupiya Autowala- Aa Khotu Kevay Pura Paisa Aapo Bapu- Are Khotu Kyathi Mari Sathe Tu Pan Besi Ne Aavyo Etle Bakina Tu Umeri De.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ek Ladki Film Dekhne Ke Baad, Galti Se Boys Hostel Mein Ghus Gayi. Agle Din Uski Saheliyo Ne Poocha: Kon Si Film Dekhi? Ladki: Pehle Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi Fir Ladko Ne Bana Di Ghodi :D By - ANIL
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Husband Aur Wife Ghumne Gaye Raste Me Ek Gadha Ghaas Kha Raha Tha, Wife Boli- Dekho Tumhara Rishtedar Ghaas Kha Raha Hai Namaste Karo, Husband- Namaste Sasur Ji
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • मां( रसोई से निकलते हुए ) :आजकल मैं बहुत खूबसूरत होती जा रही हूं. बेटी– क्यूं क्या हुआ? मां: देखो न , आजकल मेरी सुंदरता को देखकर रोटियां भी जलने लगी है.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Kamini Ladkiya Boy:" Movie chalo.. . Girl:" Nahi Wahan tum mujhe touch karoge.. . Boy:" Nahi karunga.. . Girl:" Mera haath pakdoge.. . Boy:" Nahi pakdunga.. . Girl:" Mujhe kiss karoge.. . Boy:" Nahi karunga.. . Girl:" Toh fir mujhe kyu le ke jaa raha hai dhakkan.. apni behen ke saath hi chala jaa...
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes