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  • hum apni bebasi kisi ko nahi btayen ge faraz , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ][ ooper likha to hy k nahi btayen gy to bas nahi btayen ge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mobile ek MANDIR hai, Simcard uska DEVTA Call karne wala PUJARI, Sms bhejne wala DANI, Padhane wala BHAKT Reply na karne wala mandir ka BHIKARI.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Height of Confidence : . Son : school nai jaunga ! . Mom - kyu ? . Son : job karunga. . Mom - class 1 pad ke kya job karega nalayak !! . Son : KG ki ladkiyo ko tution padhaunga . Always be confident
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa biwi K sath trainMe safar kr raha tha Raatko biwi boli:Ye admi mere blouse me hath dal raha H Santa:Tu fikar na kr paise mere jeb me H..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Obama:Tujhe swiming ati h? . . Lalu:Na! . . O:Tere se to kutta acha h jo swim kr leta h . . . L:Tumko ata h? . . . . O:Ya! . . . L:Sasura fir tohre m aur Kutta m farak ka hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Abbu laaye Motor Car Us k nichey payye chaar Chabi se wo chalti hai Po po po po karti hai Agey jaye Pichey aye Dayen bayen wo mur jaye MORAL: Kuch b bhejdo farigh log parhte zaror hain wo b Sur k sath:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl check up k liye gai Dr ki niyat khrab hogi Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye, Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ? Dr:Checkup k liye, Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ? Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye Dr Starts fucking Girl:kya kar rahe ho ? Dr:Aids checkup Girl:check kya krna hai, Aids ki to dawayi lene i thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 8 yers ka bachha phul lekar ladki k paas gaya. Ladki ne use kiss kar diya wo BHAGNE LAGA to ladki ne pucha- kya hua? Bachha:- GULDASTA lene ja raha hu...,
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Shaitan Bache Ne Budiya K Pas Phtaka Rkh Diya Log Chilaye="Budiya Pataka H Budiya Ptaka H Wo Shrma Kr Boli=Dhatt! Wo To Me Jawani Me Thi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Conductor : baccha ko ticket? Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai. Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai. To uke bhi free me bitha lu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Classes- Bardasht. Attendance- Hera pheri. Class room- No entry. Teacher- Janidushman. Exam- Evil dead. Examiner- Don. Frnd during paper- Hum aapke hai kaun? Viva- Encounter. Marking- Andha kanoon. Exam time- Qayamat. Cheating- Lage raho munna bhai. Question paper- Ek paheli. Answer paper- Kora kagaj. Result- Sadma. pass- Chamatkar. Fail- Devdas. Future- Na tum jano na hum.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Modern Beizzati- Boy-I love u & want to marry u Girl-Apni Shakl dekhi h Boy-Dekhi h to tere pass aaya hu wrna Ketrina kaif k pass na jata:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • लडकीयां 300 की एक सेंडल खरीद के आएगी और “पूरे घर मे कहती हैं शापिंग करके आ रहीहूं” . और लडके 2००० की दारु पीकर आते है फिरभी, . “चुप चाप सो जाते है “साधा जीवन उच्च विचार
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gabbar:- Kitne Admi the? Sambha:- Srkr 2. Gabbar:- Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne hote he?? Smb:- 2 1 ke Baad ata he. Gab:- aur 2 k pehle?? Smb:- 2 k pehle 1 ata he. Gabbr:- To bich me kaun ata he? Samb:- Bichme koi nahi ata. Gab:- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate? Smb:- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta he Qki 2 1 se bada he Gab:- 2 1 se Kitna bada he? Samba:- ullu k patthey, kaminey goli marni h to mar de, tera namak khaya hai, chavananprash nahi. yo frnds enjoy d dy.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har ladki ki life me ek aisa ladka hota hai jaise woh bhula nahi sakti.. . . Or . . Har ladke ki life me ek aisee ladki hoti hai jise woh paa nahi sakta....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Cid ne sony se naata jod liya, Cid ne sony se naata jod liya.. Jis room me mana raha, tha abivjit suhagraat, Daya ne uska darwaza v tod diya..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Master-kal school kyon nahi aye.? Boy-girlfriend se milne gaya tha. Master-kis liye. Boy-yes sir. Master-maine puchha kis liye.? Boy-liye sir bahut liye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 behra scootr khich k leja rha tha. 2nd behra-kya hua petrol khatm ho gya kya? 1st-Nhi yr, petrol khatm ho gya. 2nd-Acha, mjhe lga petrol khatm hogya....!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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