Girl (sharmaty hue): Ye Pyar kya hota
hai?
Boy: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main
wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k
darmiyan pani ka hota hai
For Example
Larka = Cement
Larki = Rait
Love = Pani
...
ab agar cement or rait ko Aapas main
mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi
honge
lekin agar in main pani mix kar
diyajaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar
sakta.
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Girl (hanste hue): Kaminey tu shakal
se he Mistri lagta he.
1 Kunwari Ladki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya.
Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ki Yeh Kiss KaBacha
Hai?
Ladki : Papa Missed Call to sab He Marte The,
Pata nahi Kis ki call recive ho gayi?
Pati kaaam se Jaldi ghar aa gaya
Patni ne premi ko powder laga kar murti ki tarah
khada kar diya.
Pati: Ye kya hai.
Patni: Murti hai,Pados wale gupta ji ne di hai.
Pati kuch na bola aur kaam me vyast ho gaya.
Aadhi raat ko murti ke saamne sandwich rakh kar
bola
Pati: Kha lo gupta ji parso raat ko mein bhi
tumhaare ghar aise hi murti ban ke khada tha kisi
ne paani ko bhi nahi pooncha tha.
Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Raho
Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kaise Chalega
Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo, Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina Hai.
Sory fr aap mat samjhna kyunki aap to karte ho
Husband or Wife me Jhagra ho gaya to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kiya:
Ammi mera unse jaghra ho gaya he me 3, 4 maah k liye aap k ghar aa rahi hun
Maa boli: usey apne kiye ki saza puri puri milni chahiye
tum wahin raho 3, 4 mahine k liye me aa rahi hon
Pappu Ko Vodafone Mein OperatorKi Job Mil Gayi.
.
Magar Pehle Din hi bahut maarpadi aur nikaal diya gya...
.
BeCause
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First Caller : Mera Vodafone Ka SimKharab Ho Gaya Hai..!!
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Pappu : To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le.
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Autowala- Bhai 30 rupiya Thaya
Bapu- Le 15 rupiya
Autowala- Aa Khotu Kevay Pura Paisa Aapo
Bapu- Are Khotu Kyathi Mari Sathe Tu Pan Besi Ne Aavyo Etle Bakina Tu Umeri De.
Ek Ladki Film Dekhne Ke Baad,
Galti Se Boys Hostel Mein Ghus Gayi.
Agle Din Uski Saheliyo Ne Poocha:
Kon Si Film Dekhi?
Ladki: Pehle Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi
Fir Ladko Ne Bana Di Ghodi :D
By - ANIL
Husband Aur Wife Ghumne Gaye Raste Me Ek Gadha Ghaas Kha Raha Tha, Wife Boli- Dekho Tumhara Rishtedar Ghaas Kha Raha Hai Namaste Karo, Husband- Namaste Sasur Ji
मां( रसोई से निकलते हुए ) :आजकल मैं बहुत खूबसूरत होती जा रही हूं.
बेटी– क्यूं क्या हुआ?
मां: देखो न , आजकल मेरी सुंदरता को देखकर रोटियां भी जलने लगी है.
Kamini Ladkiya
Boy:" Movie chalo..
.
Girl:" Nahi Wahan tum mujhe touch karoge..
.
Boy:" Nahi karunga..
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Girl:" Mera haath pakdoge..
.
Boy:" Nahi pakdunga..
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Girl:" Mujhe kiss karoge..
.
Boy:" Nahi karunga..
.
Girl:" Toh fir mujhe kyu le ke jaa raha
hai dhakkan..
apni behen ke saath hi chala jaa...