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  • Mehfil E Ishq Sajaao To Koi Baat Bane, Daulat E Ishq Lutaao To Koi Baat Bane, Jaam Sagar Se Nahi Pina Mujhko, Apni Ankho Se Pilaao To Koi Baat Bane.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ne mendak se pucha k, Sardaro me dimag hota h k nai? Mendak kuch nahi bola or pani me kud gya. Sardar bola-sale, Isme SUICIDE karne wali kya bat thi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बच्चा पैदा होते ही नर्स से बोला: मोबाइल है क्या? नर्स: करेगा क्या? बच्चा: कुछ नहीं भगवान् को कॉल करनी है कि मैं पहुँच गया हूँ।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Awaz Mein Kashak Tha Ankhon Mein Naami, Aur Wo Keh Rahi Thee Ke Mainne Sab Kuch Bhula Diya, Janne Kyaa Uss Ko Logon Se Thee Shikayatein, Tanhaiyon Ke Desh Mein Khudh Ko Basa Diya, Khudh Bhi Wo Hum Se Bichhar Ke Adhoore Se Ho Gayee, Mujh Ko Bhi Itnay Logon Mein Tanha Bana Diya ..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek shaitan baccha unknown number se call karta hai..! Ek aadmi uthata hai! Admi: Hello! Baccha: Ullo pullo kullo! Aadmi: Kaun hai be? Baccha: Ek Insan Aadmi: Wo pata hai naam bol? Baccha: Main ek ganda bacha hu! Aadmi: Teri to aisi ki taisi! Kahaan rehta hai? Baccha: Prithvi pe! Aadmi: Wo to pata hai, phone kyu kiya? Baccha: Tujhe pareshan karne ke liye! Aadmi: Ruk saale! Apne baap ko bula! Chhakke ki aulaad. Baccha: Hello papa, main Pappu!
    • 10 years ago



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  • ALLAH ka diya sab kuch hy b00ks hain n0tes hain time hy aur h0sla tu itna hy k jab chah0n tab parh sakte hain bus kami 1 he cheez ki hy . . . . . . . . . . m00d nai hy
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kanjoos Haath Mein Blade Se Cut Maar Raha Tha. Wife: Kya Ker Rahe Ho? Kanjoos: Dettol Ki Sheeshi Phoot Gayi Hai, Aise Hi Thori Waste Hone Denge. La Teri Bhi Ungli Kaat Don!!!.
    • 10 years ago



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  • GANDHIJI janme the us desh me Rehta hu. Fir bhi ye Bhrshtachar roj Sehta hu. Koi Aayega mitane Bhrshtachar ye Manta hu. Lakin khud himmat kar mai Aage nahi Badta hu. Fas na jau Rajneeti me isi liye mai inse Darta hu. Har din har roz in Bhrshto k hatho mai Marta hu. Par Aaj bhi Mahatma Gandhi ko Dil se Chahta hu. Isi liye me Bharat k har Aadmi me Gandhi Dhundhta hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Cadbury Me Keede. Dudh Me Milawat Pani Me Virus. Cold drinksme kitnashak. Saaf Bachi Hai to sirf "Daaru" Piyo Sir Utha Ke. Jiyo Ladkhada Ke.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Agar Mujh Se Shaadi Karni Hai To Tumhe, Har Hafte Mummy Ko 10kg Aata Aur Papa Ki Car Mein 20 Litre Petrol Dalwaana Hoga. Boy: Achha Behan Chalta Hoon Ami-abu Ko Salaam Kehna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy Send Friend Request to Girl On Facebook:- Girl: Kaunn Ho Tum? Boy: Hasrat Tumhari! Girl: Chahte Kya Ho? Boy: Mohhabat Tumhari! Girl: Pachtaoge Tum! Boy: Kismat Hamari! Girl: Married Hoon Main! Boy: To Status Single Se Hata Manhoos Naari.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai Bina soche samjhe shaadi karoge toh zindagi bigad loge Bina soche samjhe shaadi karoge toh zindagi bigad loge . . . . . . Soch samaj kar karoge toh b kya ukhaad loge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai ... ab to fakhr se uncha hai apna bhi collar.... . ab to fakhr se uncha hai apna bhi collar.... .... . . . . . kyuki #Pyaz ne beat kiya hai american dollar$
    • 10 years ago



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  • Duniya Mein Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun ?? . . . Ans:" Dhobi Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar Jaa Kar Bol Sakta Hai Sahib Bibi Ji Ko Bolo Kapde Nikal Kar Rakhe.. . . . . . Mein Abhi Aa Ke Leta Hu.. :p :O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pati kaaam se Jaldi ghar aa gaya Patni ne premi ko powder laga kar murti ki tarah khada kar diya. Pati: Ye kya hai. Patni: Murti hai,Pados wale gupta ji ne di hai. Pati kuch na bola aur kaam me vyast ho gaya. Aadhi raat ko murti ke saamne sandwich rakh kar bola Pati: Kha lo gupta ji parso raat ko mein bhi tumhaare ghar aise hi murti ban ke khada tha kisi ne paani ko bhi nahi pooncha tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • "PETROL"To Bahut Mehnga Ho Gya Hai, To janab Hume Apka Pura khayal Hai, Isi Liye To Le Aye Hain Apke Liye (./) /.".)"?----;";_ ,,/"( , , ) //\ //\ "ROYAL ENFIELD KHOTA" 400 CC Chal Hat Ab Thanx Bol kr Sharminda Mat kr.Bas Teri khushi Se Badkar kuch Nhi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Murda Ashiq ki Gujarish- Gaur Farmaiega Mat Nikalo Mera Janaja Us Bewfa Ki Gali Se Wrna Uska Bap Khega Haramkhor,Marte Marte V 1Chakr Lga Gya?....;) :D:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Unmarried Man:" Mujhe shaadi nahi karni, mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai... . . . . . . . . . Married Man:" Shaadi kar lo... fir 1 hi aurat se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi...
    • 10 years ago



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