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  • "Paani Peene Ka Sahi Waqt". (1) 1 Glass Subah Uthney Ke Baad, .....Androoni Aaza ko Activate Karta Hai.. (2) 1 Glass Nahaney Ke Baad, ......Blood Pressure Ka Khatma Karta Hai.. (3) 2 Glass Khaney Se 30 Minute Pehle, ........Hazmey Ko Durust Rakhta Hai.. (4) Aadah Glass Sone Se Pehle, ......Heart Attack Se Bachata Hai.. Yeh Bahot Achcha Msg Hai Sab group mein Frwd Kar diya Jaye, Toh Kafi Log fayda Utha Sakte Hai....
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक भिखारी को कहीं से एक मोबाइल मिल गया. उसने फ़ौरन एक होटल को फोन लगाया. भिखारी: एक प्लेट शाही पनीर, एक तंदूरी चिकन, चना मसाला तुरंत पहुंचा दो …. होटल वाला: लेकिन किसके नाम से ? भिखारी : सब अल्लाह के नाम पे……
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: Bs kro g..rat k 12bje se kr rhe ho or subah k8 bj chuke h. Thake nai kya?Aur kitna kroge? Hsbnd :krne do na darling abhi to mere 200 MB or free hai Thora aur download karne dona. Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • "लड़की को बैंक की तरफ से कॉल आई । सेल्स वाला: हैलो मैडम, मैं ABC बैंक से बोल रहा हूँ, क्या आपको क्रेडिट कार्ड चाहिए? लड़की: जी नहीं, मेरे पास बॉयफ्रेंड है।"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Everyone Mst Read 1 Sachhi Ghatna :- Jise Soch Kar Insan Ki Ruh Tak Kaanp Jaayegi Magar Zalimo K Hath Tak Nahi Kaanpe Dehradun Me 17 Sal Ki Masoom Ladki, Jisne Abhi 12th Pass Kiya Tha Aur Abhi Jo Din Uske Enjoy Karne K The . Uske Sage Baap Or Bhai Ne Behla Fusla Kr . . Usse Engineering Ka Form Bharwa Diya..
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक लड़की... एक अनजान आदमी से ऑनलाइन
    चैटिंग कर रही
    थी
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    आदमी : क्या तुम मुझे अपना ई-मेल आईडी
    दे सकती हो...? :wink::wink:
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    लड़की : हां क्यों नहीं। मेरी आईडी है -
    i_Have_Boyfriend.i_Love_him@ Get_lost.com:joy::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::no_good:
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    आदमी : थैंक्स, मेरा ईमेल आईडी है -
    i_am_Ur_Dad.aaj_tu_pitegi@ghar Pe.com:joy::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • 3 Idiots - Facebook Style: Rancho: *Smiling* Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho? Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai. Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...Tell me what is a Post? Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post, Sir. Teacher: Can you please elaborate? Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir...Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir. Match dekha score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment, ek second me like! Comment-Like... Comment-Like Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-Like... Comment-Like... Hey Chatur tum batao, Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating system using internet on Facebook is called a Post... Teacher: Excellent! Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein... Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... :@ Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh... Teacher: Get out! Rancho: Why sir? Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye. Rancho goes out and comes back* Teacher: Kya hua? Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir. Teacher: Kya? Rancho: An utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else... Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!? Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhul gaya tha! Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?! Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya :)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Juda Juda Sa Milta Hai Mujhko Har Ek Shaks Chehare Par Hote Hai Sabke Yaadon Ke Kuchh Naksh Halat Kuchh Aisi Hai Ke Dil Kee Yaaro Jaise Jalte Aaine Mai Bhujha Hua Sa Aks
    • 10 years ago



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  • ToM RaaT Ko CyCLe Le K KaBRiStaN Me GhuS Gya FiR DuSRi SiDe Se BaHaR NiKLa Or PaSiNa Po6 Ke BoLa: Ye KoNSa RoaD Tha iTNe SPEED BREAKERS !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Customer: Mujhe Phone Per Dhamkiya Mill Rahi Hai. Police: Kaun Hai Woh Jo Aapko Dhamkiya De Raha Hai? Customer: Telephone Wale Bolte Hai Ke, Bill Nahi Bharoge Toh Kaat Denge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ख़ुशी और अफ़सोस की एक मिक्स फीलिंग तब आती है.. जब अचानक से स्कूल में साथ पढ़ी कोई लड़की बोल दे.. की मैं तब तुमको बोहोत लाइक करती थी..! grin.png tongue.png
    • 10 years ago



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  • ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai Q? Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai RIN de chaunkane vali safedi....!! Hahahaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Socho agar Doctor film banate to Filmo ke naam kya hote- kabhi khaasi kabhi jukham., kaho na bukhaar hai, TB NO 1, Hum blood de chuke sanam, Rehna hai Ab Hospital me, Bachna Ae marijo, Dil to kamjor hai, Ek hasina do kidni, Ajab marijo ki gajab bimari..
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक पागल आईना देखकर सोचने लगा: इस आदमी को हमने कहीं देखा है भैया। थोड़ी देर सोचने के बाद: ओ तेरी की!! ये तो वही है, जो उस दिन मेरे साथ बाल कटवा रहा था।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jitu-mummy papa roj roj bahr kayo jate hai mummy-beta koi kam se jitu-ramesh uncle hamare ghar rat ko hi kayo ate hai mummy-beta kao kam se jitu-lekin mummy me bhi bada hokar esa hi karunga
    • 10 years ago



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  • Do pal ki bhi khushi na mile, To, Kya hua hum umar bhar gum k saharea ji leange, Kya hua jo aaj hamari girlfriend nhi, Hum aapki girlfriend k sahare ji lengea.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria aur 1 Bandar rakha Gaya. Aur Elan hua ki jo 1 min. me Bandar ko pehchan ke Pakad lega wo $100,000 payega. 1st: Obama gaya@Par fail ho gaya 2nd: George bush gaya lekin nakam raha. 3rd: Manmohan singh gaya aur 10 second me Bandar le aaya. Sab ne hairan hoke puchha:aap ne kaise pata kar liya? M.M.Singh: Mai pinjre me gaya aur kaha: VOTE CONGRESS ko dena! To sirf ek ne kaha: LUND LE LE MERA!:p:D AUR MAINE PAKAR LIYA...* hahaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police:- Tenu kal subah 5 vaje phansi diti jayegi. Sardar:- HA HA HA! Police:- Q hsda pya wain? Sardar:- Mein te utthda he 9 Wajy Aan
    • 10 years ago



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  • British India KO 1947 m kyu chod k chale gye? . . . . . Socho . . . . . . . Socho socho. . .. . Thoda or . . . Kyu ki 1948 m Rajnikant paida hua tha. Mind it... By - ANIL
    • 10 years ago



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