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  • I Will Give You One Kiss To Go To Sleep. I Give You Two Kisses To Dream. I Give You An Endless Row Of Kisses To, When You Wake Up In The Morning, Think Of Me......
    • 10 years ago



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  • I like Grapes Bcoz they r Boneless. and I like U. Bcoz… U r Brainless. ha..ha..ha.. Felt Bad? Come on Yar. Its jst a . . . . . . . . FACT!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife bache ki potty medical test karwane gayi. Doctor. : "Ye potty nahi halwa hai" Biwi- "ek phone karlu??" Doctor. "kyon?" Biwi : "unko batana hai ki potty unke tiffin me chali gayi hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Suno jara. Girl: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte, khaane k baad Ladki: Ab bolo Boy: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Usne Ek Din Meri Hatheli Pe, . . Badi Masumiyat Se Apni Nazuk SiUngali Se likha, "MUJHE PyAr HaI TuMSE" Jane KeSi Syahi Thi KI WO Lafz MITE Bhi Nhi OR . . AaJ TaK DiKHe Bhi NhI.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki paidal ja rahi thi... Ladka bola- Aye deewani Peeche mud k dekh Tera dupatta zamin se ghisa ja raha hai . . . Ladki boli- Aye deewane Tu kya jane ye apna farz nibha raha hai Koi chum na le mere kadmo ki mitti ko Isi liye nishan mitata ja raha hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki ne mujhe frnd request send ki. Mene puchha: do I knw u? . Usne reply diya: aap mujhe kese pehchanto ho? . Aadhe gante tak yahi behesh krti rahi par ye nhi boli ki, English nhi aati, hindi me bolo
    • 10 years ago



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  • Modern Insult- Boy to Girl- I love you and want to marry you . . . . . . . . . Girl : - Apni shakal dekhi hai . . . . . . . Boy- Dekhi hai tabhi to tere paas aaya hoon warna katrina kaif ke paas jaata...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala Waah! Waah! Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala . . . . . . . "Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • GIRL (FISH TANK KO DEKH K BOLI)- "Machaliya Itni Sundar Kyun Hoti Hain? BOY(SPRITE PITE HUE): Kyunki Woh Kapde Nahi Pahnti..! . . . . . . SIDHI BAAT NO BAKWAS!. ;)=))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj Mere Phon Aur Sim Card Ki Shadi Ki Salgira Hai, Abhi Inbox Mein Choti Si Party Rakhi Hai, Toh Aap Sms Bhej Ke Party Me Shamil Ho Jao Njoy De Party...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna. Duniya Mein Kuch Mile Na Mile. Do Cheezein Haq Se Leni Chahiye. Ek Samose Ke Sath Extra Chatni Aur Dusra Gol-Gappe Khane Ke Baad Uska Pani .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife . Servant picked up d phone. Pappu : Memsab se baat karao ! Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so ... rahi hai. ... Pappu : Par sahab to main hu. servant: Ab main kya karu? Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu.. After killing.... servant: Dead body ka kya karu ? Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk kr bhaag ja. Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool hai hi nahi. . Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number..
    • 10 years ago



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  • पप्पू ने अपनी पत्नी से बातकरने के लिए लैंडलाइन फोन परकॉल किया। फोन वफादार नौकर ने उठाया। पप्पू: मेमसाहब से बातकरवाओ। नौकर: मेमसाहब तो साहब केसाथ सो रही हैं। पप्पू: साहब तो मैं हूं! नौकर (हैरान होकर): अभी मैंक्या करूं? पप्पू: मार दो दोनों को, मैंहोल्ड पर हूं... नौकर (दोनों को मारने केबाद): साहब, अब दोनों की लाशका क्या करूं? पप्पू: घर के पीछे वालेगार्डन में दफना कर भाग जाओ। नौकर: लेकिन घर के पीछे तोकोई गार्डन ही नहीं! . . . पप्पू (हैरान होकर): अच्छा!सॉरी, रॉन्ग नंबर!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Classical Insult…
    Ek Ladka Scooty Par Ja Raha Tha…
    Scooty Ka Tyre Bhains K Gobar
    K Beech Mein Se Guzer Gya,
    Qareeb Kuch Ladkiya Khadi Thi.
    Unho Ney Taliyan Baja K Kaha:”Happy Birthday To YU”
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    Ladka Ruka Or Bola: “Wish Karney Se Kaam Nahi Chaley Ga” .
    “Cake To Khana Hi Padega”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jis Train me sundar sundar Ladkiyan, safar karti ho us Train ko Kya Kahoge.? Socho? Socho? Socho? Socho na? Simple yaar.. MAAL GADI.
    • 10 years ago



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  • उस वक्त तो भेजा ही घूम गया जब कचरे वाली ने कहा कि लाओ IPL की बक्शीस यै है इंडिया का त्यौहार
    • 10 years ago



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  • Amma- Doctor shahab mera beta Bike se gir gaya, Dr.- I don’t no hindi plz tell me in ENG. Amma- My londa gironda from Hero-Honda, broken haddi ker de patti
    • 10 years ago



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  • LOVE v/s DAARU LOVE-mood off DAARU-mood Fresh LUV-Nind Nhi DARU-Mst Nind LUV-1 Date 2000/- DARU-1 Botel 300/- LUV-Sbki Suno DARU-P K sab ko Sunao.
    • 10 years ago



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