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  • Mai hu muter pulav , aa geya aap k pass kha lo muje kyoki mai hu khas kha k ho jao bindass . kya samje yar , kya aap ho teyar . Khane ko muter pulav . :-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Aadmi ke Lips Jale Huye they.... .... Kisi Ne Poocha Ke KAise Jale ?? .... Aadmi Bola:- "Wife Ko Station Drop Karne Gaya tha ".... .... Khushi Ke Maare Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya Tha ......" -
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek boy roz bus k darvaze mein Khada hoke traval kar raha hota hein. Bus survant : tu roz darvazein mein Kadha rehta hein, Tera baapkahin pe choukidar tha kya? Boy replays : tu roz paise mangta hein to, Tera baap pehle bhikari tha kya...!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kal rat mere dost k Dadaji Uske spne me aye or kaha "Baccho dil khol k paap kro. Q ki nark me bilkul Jgah nhi hai. Hm khud diwaro pe baithe hai.. So ENjoy UR LIFE
    • 9 years ago



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  • Send Me Mesg On These Time Morning - 6am To 12pm Noon - 12pm To 4pm Evening - 4pm To 8pm Night - 8pm To 6am Baki Time Tang Mat Karna Kam Karna Hota Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • BoyFrnd on msg: Sweet heart Kya kr Rai ho.......?? GirlFrnd: meri Tabiyat Kharab hai Jaanu Sone Ja Rai Hu & U......?? Boyfrnd: Mai Cinema Hall me Tere Piche baitha popcorn kha rha hu!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aapki bato pe dil haru WAH! WAH! Aapki surat pe jan waru WAH! WAH! Jis din nahi aata aap ka sms dil karta hai aapko patak-patak ke maru!hahahahaha ­hahaha
    • 9 years ago



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  • [BUDHE KI KAHANI PART 1] . Ek Gaon mein ek Budha-Budhi rehte the. Unke paas ek Bakra tha jo Gaon ki Bakriyon ka Game Karne ke kaam aata tha. Ek din Budha Ghar pe akela tha. Tabhi ek Ladka apni Bakri lekar aaya. Ladka: Taau, Apna Bakra toh le aa.....Bakri ka Game Karvana hai. Budha: Beta, Woh Bakra toh ab meri tarah Budha ho chuka hai.....Uske bas ka kuchh nahi hai Ladka: Taau....Tu Bakre ko laa toh sahi. Buddha Bakre ko lekar aaya. Uss Ladke ne paas mein padi Jhaadu
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu :Jyotishi key paas kundli dikhane gaya: Jyotish - Tera naam Pappu hai ? Pappu - Ji Jyotish - Teri biwi ka naam dolli hai? Pappu - ji Jyotish - teri 2 beti hain ? Pappu - ji Jyotish - tune abi 10 kg chawal kharide hain ? . Pappu - aap to antaryami hain maharaj. Jyotish - dafa ho jao yaha se. Aur Agli bar kundli lana, ration card nahin.::D By - www.FreshSMS.in
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teachr- "main teri jaan nikal dungi" iski english kya hogi..?? . . . . Santa- English ki aisi tesi, Tu saali haath laga k to dikha.. !!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pehla Bhyanak joke of 2012. phone rings tring tring.. 1st: hello prakash he? 2nd: nahi he.. 1st: nahi he to mombatti jala lo ho jayega.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: 1869 Me Kya Hua ? Ram: Gandhi Ji Ka Janm Hua. Teacher: Ok Beth Jao. Teacher (Santa Se)- Batao 1872 Me Kya Hua ? Santa: Gandhi Ji 3 Saal Ke Ho Gaye ....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Classical insult . . GIRL:- meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1ladkamarta hai. . . . . . . . . Boy:- to tum koi accha sa toothpaste istimaal kyo nahi karti..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Zoo ke andar :- english medium school ke bacche: "Oh !!! Wow.. Look a monkey is sleeping.. Lets not disturb him ..." . . . Hindi medium School ke bacche, " DEKH TERA BAAP SO RAHA HAI.... PATTHAR MAAR SAALE KO
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Paaji Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila.. . . Bhikhari:" Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do” . . Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola:" Kya Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai ?? . . Bhikhari Khushi Se:" Ji Hain” . . . Santa:" To Saale, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar Na“ :-P :-D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Name=CHAMELI DOB=14/8/69 Wt=98Kg Hght=3Ft Colr=Black Kaam=Gobar Uthana Dream=Shadi Krungi To Sirf Is post Padhne Wale Se! Agr Hasa to Fasa
    • 9 years ago



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  • लड़का – तुम्हारा नाम क्या है ..? लड़की – मीना ... और तुम्हारा ...?? लड़का – कमीना ... लड़की – तुम झूट बोल रहे हो ... कमीना भी कोई नाम होता है भला ..?? लड़का – पांच मिनट बैठ जा मेरे धोरे तू भी इसी नाम से बुलाएगी
    • 9 years ago



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  • Janu Main Uski Har Ek Baat Aaj Bhi Yaad Aati Hai Wo Pehli Mulaqat Gujre Wo Lamhe Wo Din Aur Raat Yahi To Hai Waqt Ki Mujh Ko Saugaat…..
    • 9 years ago



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  • मच्छर मारने का सबसे आसान तरीका! चीनी और लाल मिर्च का मिश्रण बना कर मच्छर को दें। मिश्रण खाते ही वो पानी की तलाश में निकलेगा। जैसे ही वो पानी के टैंक के पास जाए उसे धक्का दे दो। वो भीग जाएगा और खुद को सुखाने के लिए आग के पास जाएगा। उसी वक्त आप आग में बम फ़ेंक दें। वो बुरी तरह ज़ख़्मी हो के अस्पताल में दाखिल हो जाएगा। आप वहां जाकर उसका आक्सीजन मास्क उतार दें। मच्छर मर जाएगा... धन्यवाद की ज़रूरत नहीं है, मुझे आप की सहायता करके ख़ुशी हुई।
    • 9 years ago



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