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  • Koi Jhuka K Maarta Hai Koi Khade-2 Maarta Hai Koi Dhire-2 Maarta Hai Koi Jaldi-2 Maarta Hai Koi Maarte-2 Thak Jata Hai Tab Jakar Hota Hai "Scooter Start"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girls on Facebook: Changed her profile picture. Changed her profile picture. Changed her profile picture. Changed her profile picture. Changed her profile picture. Changed her profile picture. Changed her profile picture. 16 more similar stories... Boys on Facebook: Added Rita Added Pooja Added Rina Added Reema Added Rekha 20 more similar stories.... Hit Like if you agree :D :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chuhe Ne Kiya Sherni Ko Propose, Gift Diya Usne Red Rose, Sherni Ne Kaha Ja Pehle Apni Surat Aine Me Dekh, Chuha Bola Surat Pe Mat Ja Pagli Confidence To Dekh.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक आज्ञाकारी पुत्र की कलम से......... :pencil: :pencil:
    चाहे सारा जग रूठ जाए मुझे इसकी परवाह नहीं,
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    बस मेरी "माँ ".....
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    की बहू नहीं रूठनी चाहिए । :joy:
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    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: agar meri shadi kisi "rakshas" se bhi ho jati to mai itni pareshan nhi hoti jitni tumare sath hu Husband: par blood relation me shadiyan kaha hoti hai Darling
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baba ji ne ladko aur ladkiyon ke dimag mein kya chalta hai iske baare mein detail mein research kari aur ye total nikaala. Female Brain: 10% – Jewellery 30% – Shopping 25% – Money 20% – Enjoyment 14% – Kitchen Care 1% – Deni Hai Male Brain: 96% – Leni hai 1% – Kaise leni hai 1% – Kiski leni hai 1% – Kab leni hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sense Of Responsibility: A Man Goes To Library And Asks For A Book On Suicide.. Librarian Looks At Him And Says, . "Bhai Wapas Kaun Dene Aayega.?"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai koi ladki hume thukra de Gum nahi.. wah-wah Koi Ladki hume thukra de gum nahi.wa wa Are us ladki ki ma ka bhosda jiski kismat me hum nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • tution rakhiye phira naal karda padiye phira te uthe najara gdaye phira sara akhde tu happy naal jachdi te aga kahda gabru te tut pana darda gabru har saal 10 ve radd da gabru
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mere Dil Ki Tamanna Poori Aaj Ki Raat Kar Do.. Jaane Se Pehle Tum Pyar Waali Baat Kar Lo.. Mohabbat Ke Iqraar Bina Mera Ishq Adhoora Hai.. Poori Ho Jaye Mujhse Wo Mulaqaat Kar Lo.. Kaate Nahi Katt Te Ye Lamhe Judaai Ke Mujhse.. Lekar Apni Baahon Me Pyar Ki Barsaat Kar Do.. Teri Panahon Me Khusi Se Mar Jayenge Hum.. Aye Sanam Thaam Kar Mera Haath Ek Nayi Shuruwaat Kar Lo..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • kabhi yon bhi aa meri ankh main kay meri nazar ko khabar na ho .. me t?ujey aik rat nawaz day phir us kay bad saher na hoo... to bara hi raheem-o-k ?areem hay mujhay ye sifat bhi aata karay.. tujhay bholnay ki dua karoon to meri dua mai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:1 saal me kitni raate hoti hai? Smart Santa : 10raate hoti h. Teacher: 10raate, kaise? Santa: 9 navratri or 1 shivratri.
    • 10 years ago



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  • pahlay hat ma lo phir muh mai lo phir thook lagao phir sidha karoo phir surakh ma daloo uff.. kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna K
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ahista ahista aapka yakeen karne lage hain.. Ahista ahista aapke kareeb aane lage hain. Dil to dene se ghabraathe hain. Magar ahista ahista aapke dil ki kadar karne lage hain..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:" Bus K Driver Aur Conductor Me Kya Fark Hai ?? . . . . . . Student:" Conductor Soya To Kisika Ticket Nahi Katega.. & Driver Soya To Sabka Ticket Kat Jayega...:p :O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • bhojpuri names of english movies: . . "mission impossible" "eee naa ho payi" . "mission impossible- 2 "hum to pehle hi kahi ee naaho payi" . . "titanic" "nauka dele dhoka" . "anaconda" " aadmi ke khaye wala sapwa" . . "three idiots" "teen burbak" . and the best 1 "ghajini" "takla ke badla"...:p :d :o :d
    • 10 years ago



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  • Exam Pas Aye, Yun Dil Q Ghabraye, Teacher Ne Jane Kaisa,Paper Banaye, Ab To Mera Dil,Likhne Se Rota Hai, Kya Karu Haye,Yad Nahi Hota Hai....
    • 10 years ago



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