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  • Ladka :- Medical Store Par Jaakar Bola, 1 C*ndom De Do... Main Apni Gf Ke Ghar Dinner Pe Jaa Raha Hoon... Phir Bola 2 Aur De Do, Us Ki Sister Bhi Bomb Hai Aur Uski Maa Bhi Hot Hai... Dinner Pe Jaise Hi Gf Ka Baap Dining Table Par Aaya, Ladka Sir Jhuka Ke Baith Gaya... Ladki Boli :- Mujhe Nahi Pataa Tha Tum Itna Sharmate Ho... Ladka Bola :- Mujhe Bhi Aaj Tak Nahi Pata Tha Ki Tere Baap Ka Medical Store Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Are o friendwa.. tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath mien liyeek ghantae se baitha hun. Tanik idhar bhi dhayan daidiyo our ekad msgwa bhijwaido Tohara Dost.. Advert.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baccha: Dudh Peene Se Rang Gora Hota Hai..? Doctor: Haa Hota Hai.. Baccha: Jhoot, Fir Bhais Ka Baccha Kala Kyu Hota Hai..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Techar:- Ye Kiska Signature Hai, "@@@@@@@" Student:- Mere Pitaji Ka... ? Tchr:- Aisa Kaise ? Student:- Ji, Wo"JALEBI"Bechte Hai.. Hath Aise Hi Chalte Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl- Where is my birthday gift? Boy- Road pe Lal rang ki Car dekh rai ho? Girl - (khusi se)- wow! Boy- same colour ki Nail-Polish laya hu tumhare liye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Us befawa ke yad me, ham ne jam utha liya... . . . . . . . . . . . Phir lagaya bread pe aur fatafat kha liya... MORAL - sare aashiq meri tarah sharabi nahi hote yaar, kuchh bhukkad b hote hai Like U
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Murgi Ne BAAZ Se Shadi Kar Li.. Murga: Hum Mar Gaye The Kya.. Murgi: Main To Tumse Hi Shaadi Karna Chahti Thi Par Mom - Dad Chahte The Ladka Air-Force Mein Ho..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti Apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare. Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use Yaha se le jane aya hun
    • 10 years ago



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  • :heart_eyes::stuck_out_tongue:आलसी होने की हद तो देखें...

    संता (बेटे से): तुम एग्जाम देने क्यों नहीं गए?
    बेटा: पेपर टफ था।

    संता: बिना जाए तुम्हें कैसे पता कि पेपर टफ था?
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    बेटा: पेपर दो दिन पहले ही लीक हो गया था!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Duniya K Saare Dard Ek Taraf . : . : . : : . Aur Slow Internet Chalne Ka Dard Ek Taraf.: : Haye Sehan Nhi Hota
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aap Se To? Customer Care Best.. Bcoz, Daily 4 Msg, 2 Call, Wohi Kr dete Hain.. Aur Aap? 1Call Nhi? 1Msg Nhi? 1Miss Call Tak Nhi? Haso Mat. Sharm aani chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पिता - एक ज़माना था जब मैं सिर्फ 10 रुपए में ही किराना, दूध, सब्जी और नाश्ता लेकर आता था. पुत्र - अब संभव नहीं है पिताजी क्योंकि अब वहाँ सीसीटीवी कैमरालगा होता है …. !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha. Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji. . Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai. . Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan, ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai.=))
    • 10 years ago



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  • "जब बच्चा Honey Singh का गाना सुनना छोड़कर Arijit Singh का गाना सुनने लगे तो समझ लिजिए कि ये पुछने का वक्त आ गया - बेटा क्या नाम है उस लड़की का?"
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Mstr-Kal Scul Kyu Nhi Aya Stdnt-Sir GalFrnd Se Milne Gaya Tha Mstr-Kiss Liye? Boy-Yes Sir. Master-Maine Puchha Kiss Liye? Boy-Liye Sir,Bahut Saare liye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • What is the similarity between Facebook and fridge ??? . . . . . . Pata hota hai ke kuch bhi nahi hai phir bhi din mein 10 bar khol ke dekhty hain... :-D :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Pati patni aaps me jagad rahe the. To ek pados ka budda waha aaya kya hua beta? Pati-Bhude se- Tumhe kya matlab. Bhuda- Padosi ki olad sale Peda to mene hi kiya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 99% aap intelligent ho 13% Aap sweet ho 68% aap cute ho 05% aap badmash ho 07% aap pagal ho... Ise chohdo ihin no. Ko mila kr muje call kro
    • 10 years ago



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  • AAROHI" "Kya biggboss?" "Biggboss chahte hai ki aapka ghar se beghar hone ka samay aa gaya hai" "Par kyun biggboss?" "Kuch nahi; bass yuhi"
    • 10 years ago



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