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  • Shaadi Mein DJ Wala Achanak Behosh Hote Hote Bacha, Kyunki Ek Ladki Ne Farmaish Ki..
    Bhaiya Koi PATANJALI Ka REMIX Ho To Bajaiye.. Jo Kaano Ke Liye Healthy Ho…
    DJ Wale Babu Behosh
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladki: Bhaiya 12 kele dedo Fruit wala: Ye lo behen. Ladki: yeh to naram hai thode kadak de do Fruit wala: Kya madam kabhi to khane k liye liya karo..!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab Tum Haste Ho To Lagta Hai, Ke Aadmi Pehale BANDAR Tha, Dekho Gussa Mat Hona, Kyonki Jab Tum Gussa Hote Ho, To Lagta Hai Ke Aadmi Aaj Bhi BANDAR Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • WHEN I CAN THE MOON I CAN YOU WHEN.. I CAN THE STAET I CAN YOU WHEN... I CAN THE SEALS I CAN YOU.... YOU ARE ALWAYS BLOCKING MY VAEW..... I LOVE YOU SO MUCS.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Suhagrat ko wife husband se boli "KARO? Husband- mujhe kuch nahi aata Wife- koi baat nahi jaise main karu vaise hi karte jaao, wife ne ????kapde utare husband ne bhi???? kapde utaare fir....Wife ne letker taange utha lee to husband ne bhi letkar taange utha lee or bola"ab"? Wife: ab aisa kar Bh*sdike Bahar se ???3 aadmi bula laa.. ek meri ?marega aur ek TERI.? Husband: aur teesra.? Wife- teesra ?free ka msg padne wale ki marega jo bahut muskura raha hai.. Dekh kya. Raha hai?
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक लड़की एक दूकान पर गयी । लड़की - भैया क्या आपके पास रिचार्ज मिलेगा । दुकानदार - जी मिलेगा ना कितने का ? लड़की - और आपके पास लिपस्टिक है । दुकानदार - जी हां लड़की - और ! नेल्पेंट ? दुकानदार - जी वो भी ? लड़की - और आपके पास cello pens है ? दुकानदार (गुस्सा होते हुए ) - हां सब है पर तुझे क्या चाहिये ? लड़की - कुछ नही ! असल में ना मेरे बॉयफ्रेंड की बाइक ख़राब हो गयी है। उसने मुझे कहा की जा वहां टाइम पास करके आ .....! तो मैं आ
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jidhar dekho ishq k bimar baithe h Hajaro mr gaye lakho taiyar baithe h Barbaad hote h sale ladkiyo k piche or kehte h hm berojgar baithe h
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1murgi market gai aur boli:1 anda dena Dukandar:Tum ande ka kya karogi? Murgi: Mere murge ne kaha "Darling! 3 Rs ki chiz k liye, Tum apna figure khrab mat karo"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Thappad marne par naraz biwi se Pati bola: Aadmi usi ko marta hai jis se Pyar karta hai. Biwi ne pati ko 2 thappad maare aur boli . . . . . . . . aap kya samjhte hain main aapse Pyar nahi karti...?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy jab fail jo jaye to. mom says 3 words : aur ghoom le . Gf says 3 words : sharam nhi aati . Frnd says 3 words but dil jeet lete hai : abe tu bhi fail For my frnds Style machine
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosto Aaye Dekhe Haryana Mein Teachers English Language Ki Kaise Maa Behen Ek Karte Hain. 1. Don’t Talk In Front Of My Back. 2. Both Of You Three Get Out Of The Class. 3. Why Are You So Late? Say Yes Or No. 4. Take 5 Cm Copper Wire Of Any Length. 5. I Have Two Daughters. Both Of Them Are Girls. 6. All Of You Stand In A Straight Circle. 7. Be Quiet. Principal Passed Away Just Now. 8. Why Are You Looking At The Monkey Outside When I Am Standing Here ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • KBC Set- Big B- Toh aapko kya dukh hai ? Contestant Rote hue- Mera beta Nikamma hai ! Big B- Dekhiye roiye mat, main bhi toh chup baitha hu !
    • 10 years ago



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  • FEKU ne gali k kone me kachra fenk diya.. . Thodi der baad ghoom fir kar gali me aaya, To Mohalle wale aapas me lad rahe the k kachra kis ne fenka.. ?? . . . Ek aadmi ne ghusse se kaha:"Feka hoga kisi kutte k bachche ne.." . . . FEKU side me ja kar khoob hansa aur bola: "Kachra maine fainka Aur naam kutte k bachche ka lag gaya.."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak? Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath, Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala, Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na. . .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Paaji Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila.. . . Bhikhari:" Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do” . . Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola:" Kya Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai ?? . . Bhikhari Khushi Se:" Ji Hain” . . . Santa:" To Saale, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar Na“ :-P :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maa: Beta, tu apne baal kyoon nahi katwaata? Pappu: Yo! its fashion mummy . . . . Maa: Wo to theek hai, par log teri beheno ko dekhne aate hain, aur tujhe pasand kar jaate hain..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1sardar sukhe talab me BOAT chlarha tha 2nd srdar-Aise srdaro ne hi hmara nam khrab kr rkha h agr mujhe terna ata to whi jake marta sale ko.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher aur Umpire ek jaise hote hain.. . . . . . . . . Dono karte kuch nahi, bas khade khade Ungli karte rehte hain.!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shaadi Krni Thi Par Kismat Khuli Nhi, Taj Mahal Bnana Tha Par Mumtaj Mily Nhi, 1 Din kismt Khuli Shaadi Hui, Ab Taj Bnana Hai, Par Mumtaj Mrti Nhi....
    • 10 years ago



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