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  • Father-Beta agar sasural wale Scooter de to Car magna, Shop de to Ghar mangna, Coolar de to AC mangna. Beta- Papa agar wo Ladki de to kya sath me uski dusri bahan vi mang lu?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zndagi me kch cheezo ka "MAZA HI KUCH AUR HOTA HAI"...:-) . Jaise.. Padhte-Padhte razai mein so jane ka, . Teacher k padhane pr kahi kho jane ka, . Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka, . Library me books pr pen chalane ka, . apne frnd ko bar bar uske lover k samne chidane ka, . . Bar-Bar eye contact kr man me muskurane ka, . Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka, Or . phir in palo ko yaad kr aaj bhi muskurane ka..:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai... . YE auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai . . . Ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai . . . Apni profile pic mai akeli... Aur, Hasband ki profile pic mai saath hoti hai. By : Nitish
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pathan Ki Dukan Pe Likha Tha, Udhaar Sirf Assi Se Nabbe Saal Ki Umar Ke Logon Ko Diya Jayega, Woh Bhi Unn Ke Maa Baap Se Pooch Kar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Achhe dost kitni baar bhi rooth jaye unhe mana lena chahiye.... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Kyunki .. .. .. .. .. .. Wo saale kamine..... Humare saare RAAZ jante hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi to.. Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?! Kya parso? Bolo Kya kha tumne? Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi! Batao kya parso? Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Who Is Terrorist.? Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist, Who Comes From Other Country To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir: tense koi prokar student: 3 prokar sir , past tense , present tense , future tense , sir: good , example dao? student: kal apnar may propose korlam , aj valobasi , kal nea palabo sir: ke ????
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosti ki kadar krte hai hum itni asman main roshni hai jitni,yakin na ho to call karke dekho,hum karenge baat utni aapke cell me LAXMI he jitni....!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar usko is baat ka khayal aajae, khatam dunia ka sara bawal ho jai, lag jai tax ladkiyo ke make up par, kasam khuda ki india fir se malamal ho jai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • K0i larki hmain thukra dy to gum ni! . . Wa wa . Koi larki hmain thukra dy to gum ni! . . D0ob maray wo kameni jiski kismat me hum ni:-R wa wa wa taaliaaaan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi. Bechara....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Degree Boy: "A Chote Ek Chocolate Khilaunga Kya Apne Didi Ka Number Dega.. ?? . . . . . . . . . 3rd Std Boy: "Tujhe Ek Beer Peelaunga, Ye Luv Leter Jaake Apni Choti Behen Ko Dega.. ?? :P ;-)) :D Degree Shocks Primary Rocks...:p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa 500 Ke Note Pe Likha Number Dial Kar Rha Tha, Banta: Ye Tum Kya Kar Rhe Ho..? Santa: Yaar Main Dekh Rha Hoon Gandhi Ji To Chale Gye Par Unka Mobile Kise Ke Paas Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Student in a Hostel(dost se): Yaar dhokha ho gaya. Dost: Kyon kya hua? Student: Maine papa se books ke liye paise mangawaye, papa ne books hi bhej di.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Murgi Aur Uske 3 Bachche Road Cross Kar Rahe The... . Road Cross Karne Ke Baad Murgi Ke 1 Bachche Ne Kaha..... , . Hum Saaton Ne Road Cross Karli.... . . 7 kaise.. ?? . . . . Socho, . . . . . Read Messege Again, . . . . . . . Thoda Dimag Lagao., . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Arre Yaar! Bachche Hai Kuch Bhi Bolte Rehte Hai... . . . Tum Tension Matt Lo...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mobile 1Mndir H SIM Murti H SMS Prasad Sms Lene Wala Bhakt Sms Dene Wala Pujari Sms Lekar Jo Rply Na kre Wo Mndir k Bahr Baitha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher aur Umpire ek jaise hote hain.. . . . . . . . . Dono karte kuch nahi, bas khade khade Ungli karte rehte hain.!! :p :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladka apni gf ko kafi der se call kar raha tha.... Par us ki gf call pick nahi kar rahi thi... . . . Ladke ne sms kia.. . . . B: itni call ki thi mene agar itni hi call me karina kapoor ko karta to wo bhi pick kar letiii .... . . . G: me karina kapoor nahi hu. . . .. B: to kya tu [ sunny leone h].... . . . G: huh.. . . . B: yes jali.. Hahahahahah...
    • 10 years ago



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