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  • "Hits of SARDAR" 2 sardar ja rahe the. Raste Me 1000 ka note mila. 1st SARDAR-Chalo fifty Fifty le lete he.. 2nd sardar -Baki 900 ka kya karege...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife:Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon Talaaq Ka Notice Bhej Doongi! Husband:Ja Ja Chali Ja Meethi Meethi Baatein Ker Ke, Khush Karne Ki Koshish Mat kar
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agr hnssi aye to like jrur thokna:p . . Aaj dast kya lage, hum behal ho gaye, Hag hag k hamare laal ho gaye. In ghutno me ab to dard ho gaya, Seat pe bethna bhi dushwar ho gaya. Pet me na jane kya gud gud hotahe,Ab to har pal jane ka mood hota he. Dho dho k hamari jaan nikal gayi, 1 pichkari abhi mari thi, Dekho dusri phir aa gayi. Puchur Puchuk Sarrar na jaane kaisi aawaze aati he, Padosan kehti hai dhire karo, Chote bachedarr jaate he.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aik sardar kafi wakt ke baad apne country gaya, Aur matti utha ke bola: Hun apne wattan di matti di khasboo oh nai rai. Doosra Sardar: Oh gee, tussi mitti nai tatti chuk litti a.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy jab fail jo jaye to. mom says 3 words : aur ghoom le . Gf says 3 words : sharam nhi aati . Frnd says 3 words but dil jeet lete hai : abe tu bhi fail For my frnds Style machine
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bacha: " DAD aapko pata chale ki Me 1 st Division me paas hua to aap ko kesa Lage ga. .??? ? ? ? ? ? ? DAD :" Mai to khushi se Pagal ho Jaun ga. . ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Bacha :" Basss,, isi Darr se Me Fail ho gya .. . . Bacha rocks Dad shocks...:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Raat ko 3 tarah k log jaagte hai BHOOT:-Insaan ko darane k liye MACHCHAR:-Insaan ko satane k liye Aur.. HUSBAND&WIFE:-Insaan ko banane k liye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Close your eyes and think about yourself, Your face Your style Your nature Your smile Your looks Now open your eyes Free me HORROR movie dikhai na? Chalo thanks bolo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bache ka surname: Bacha Agar Ek aadmi se ho to EKNATH 2se-DUBE 3-TIVARI 4-CHATURVEDI 5se-PANDE Sab ka ho to-MISHRA Or kisika B pata na ho to-GUPTA.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Phulo ko phul pasnd hai Dilo ko Dil pasnd hai Shayr ko Shayri pasnd hai kisi ki pasnd se hme kya hme to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND hai wah wah....................................
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Lovers in DOMINOS: Boy: Shu khaish jaanu? . Girl: Methi na Gota mangav . . . Moral: Gamdiyo maal pataavo to aatlu to sahan karvu j pade bhai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • सर- बताओ डेट और तारीख में क्या अंतर है?
    छात्र- सर डेट पर लड़की के साथ जाते है और तारीख पर वकील के साथ जाते है।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Chehre Pe Daag aur Aankho mein Nami Hai Chehre pe Daag Aur Aankho Mein nami Hai, Jyada Socho Mat Tumhe VITAMIN C aur IODIN ki kami Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bola, “DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?” tabhi wife zorse chillayi’ CHAKKAAAA!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa calls WHITE HOUSE Santa: I want to become the next president of USA. Obama: Are u an Idiot? Santa: No, Why? Is it Compulsory to be an Idiot?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Solid Beijjati: . . Ek Doctor Ne Naya Clinic Khola. . Thodi Daer Bad Ek Aadmi Aaya. . Doctor Ne Apne Aap Ko Busy Show Karne K Liye, Telephone Ka Receiver Uthaya Aur Appointment Denay K Andaz Me Bolne Laga. Fir Phone Rakne K Baad... . Doctor Aadmi Se: Haan Bataiye Kya Hua? . Aadmi: Bsnl Se Aaya Hun, Telephone Activate Karne K Liye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki ne boyfriend ko phone kiya to us ke bhaanje ne phone uthaya. Ladki: Apne uncle ko phone do. Bachcha: Aap ka naam..? Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unki Jaan-e-man ka phone hai. Jawaab mein bachche ne jo kaha usse sun kar ladki behosh ho gayi. Us ne maasumiyat se kaha: Lekin aunty, mobile pe to "jugaad" likha hua hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Usse Juda Ho Kar To Meri Jaan Hi Jaane Wali Thi Faraz' !! Achanak Yaad Aya. . . . . Ke Uski Saheli Ne Bhi Toh Apna Number Diya Tha...!! Tab Jaa Kar Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu shirt utar ke balcony me khada ta.. . 1 admi:"wah Pappu ji kya Mast chest hai... . . . . . . . Pappu:"are ye kuch bhi nai, . . . teri bhabi ki dekhenga to hil jaaega...
    • 10 years ago



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