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  • Dedicated To Girls... "Hamesha Maa Baap Ladkiyo Ko Ye hi Samjhate Hain Ki - Beta Yeh Tumhara Ghar Nhi, . . . Tumhara Asli Ghar Tumhara Sasuraal Hai , Tum to yahan mehman ho.... . . . . . . . mehmano se koi itna kaam karwata hai kya ? jaago ladkiyo jaago
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Who was Akbar? Pappu: Akbar was Gay. Teacher: What? Are you mad? Why did you say that? Pappu: We have heard about Laila-Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Sohni-Mahiwal and even Romeo-Juliet who were all different gender couples; but Akbar-Birbal!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Raat Bhar Mujhe Iss Baat Ne Sone Na Diya Ki.. Zindagi Toh Bus Chaar Din Ki Hai Aur SMS Pack Maine 30 Din Ka Karwa Liya..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Narak me bahut sare log Maza kar rahe the. GOD: Ye log naark me bhi aish kar rahe hain.. Yamraj: hostel wale hain. Saale Kahin bhi Set ho jaate hain!!:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kisi akalmand admi ko vyast rakhne ka tarika - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Kisi akalmand admi ko vyast rakne k trika - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Ksi akalmand admi ko vyast rkne ka trika - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Ksi akalmand admi ko vyast rkne k
    • 10 years ago



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  • Itne haseen khwab na dikho mujhe. Khwabo ko ek din Toot jana hai. Mana ki akhiri sans tak to main sath hu. apke Lekin saans ko bhi ek Din Toot Jana hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • बच्चा क्लास में- मिस, मैं आपको कैसा लगता हूं? मिस- सो स्वीट। बच्चा- तो मैं अपने मम्मी-पापा को आपके घर कब भेजूं? मिस (गुस्से से)- वो किसलिए? बच्चा- हमारी बात आगे बढ़ाने के लिए। मिस- तुम पागल हो गए हो। कौन-सी बात? बच्चा- ट्यूशन की बात मिस। आप भी न, डेली सोप देख-देख कर पता नहीं क्या सोच लेती हैं।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kanjoos baap k bete ne kha: . . "Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi h.50,000 mang rhi h, CHUP rehne ke" . . Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye. . . 2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: . . "Meri GF pregnant h 75,000 mangrhi h. . . Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye. . . 6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli: . . "Daddy, I am pregnant!" . . Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya Aur beti ka maatha chum ke kaha: . . "Shabaash beti, Ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Tum ladkiya khubsurat Q hoti ho? Girl: Qki GOD ne hamko apne hath se banaya hai! . . . boy: Bol to aise rahi hai jaise hamko "INTERNET" se download kiya hai....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aajkal ki ladhiyon ki dress- Yahan se less Wahan se less Kabhi sleeveless Kabhi backless Aur koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe to KAMINA CHARACTERLESS
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki bahot masoom thi... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Neeche kya dekh rahe ho.. Joke toh upar tha..: Ladki or masoom..:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Ko PurposeKarne Ka Tareeqa Usse Samundar Pe Le Jao Ship Mai Bithao Phir Ship Ko Samandar K Bich Mai Le Jao Phir Kaho . . Mujhse Shadi Kar . Warna Utar
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy 1 to Boy 2 Tum us ladki ke peeche kyu pade ho.? Uska to pahle se hi Bf hai.. Boy 2 Smart Rply Khali kursi par to koi bhi baith sakta hai.. Dum hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho.. Baat to sahi boysB
    • 10 years ago



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  • Likoho to exam me kuch aisa likho k pen bhi ronay per majboor ho jaye har answar me woh dard bhar do ke check karne wala disprin kha k so jaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SUGGESTION frm NARAD :- If ur lover sends you romantic msgs then be vry hppy Bt think who z sending those msgs to ur lover? My job is over! Nrayan Nrayan.. :-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhulne Wale Hume Bhul Jaate Hai, Dil Se Unke Hum Nikal Jaate Hai, Jab Tak Hoti Nahi Zarurat Humari Logo Ko, Hum Kaha Kisi Ko Yaad Aate Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Seminar mein Question pucha gya: CONDOM ka full form batao? 1 Intellegent ladki ne jawab diya C.Control O.On N.Natural D.Drops O.Of M.Man’s Leakage.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Har Station Utar K Usse Agle Station Ka Ticket Kharid Raha Tha . Kyu? . Kyun Ki Doctor Ne Use . Lamba Safar Karne K Liye Mana Kiya Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladka-Ladki ek restaurent me date par they.... . . Ladke ke father ne unhe dekh liya... . Father ne ladke ko phone kiya - kaha pe hai bey tu ? . . . Ladka- collage me hu papa, aaj mera paper hai.... . . . . Father- zara dhyan se beta, iss paper ka result aaya to jaan se Maar dunga :-@
    • 10 years ago



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