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  • Aapne mujko dekha. fir maine apko dekha. fir aap mere piche aye. atee gaye... fir fir fir fir fir fir kya. Mujhe apko "1 Rupya Dena Hi Pada".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil Ke Sagar Me Lehre Uthaya Na Karo, Khwab Bankar Neend Churaya Na Karo, Bahot Chot Lagti Hai Mere Dil Ko, Tum Khwabo Mein Aa Kar Yu Tadpaya Na Karo
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki ka bap ladke se puchta hai=Tum meri ladki se kab se pyar karte ho : : Ladka....ji 4 mahine se : : : Ladki ka bbap... mai kase yekin karlu : : : Ladka:- mat karo 5 mahine bad khud yekin ho jayega....:-D {PK SHARMA}
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar Kisi Ko Facebook Par Setting Karni Hai To... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Facebook Profile Ke Right Corner Par Setting Ka Option Ha Wahan Se Kar Le. yaha kya dhoondh rahe ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • kahte hai "OPEN" or "CLOSE" opposite words hai, . magar aap sabse jyada usi se "OPEN" hote ho jiss se aap jyaada "CLOSE" hote ho. Like me & swee2
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gabbar to Thakur : ye hath muje dede thakur... Thakur: le le,mere b lele..Basanti k b lele,Jai aur Viru k b lele..chahiye to Ramu kaka k b lele aur OCTOPUS ban ja sale.. Gabbar: sry yar tu to serious ho gya
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक लड़की ने मुझसे पूछा क्या आप whatsapp चलाते है. . . .. . . . . . . . . मैंने कहा नही driver रखा हुआ है ।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy:" Meri Gf banogi.. ?? . . Gal:" Mere parents allow nai karte.. . . . . . . . Boy:" Haan idiot jaise mere baap ne to mujhe "Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha Hai.. ??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaey hua y thay. Kanjus: Thanda peo ge ya garam?. Mehman: Thanda. Kanjus: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?. Mehmaan: Pepsi . Kanjus: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?. Mehmaan: Glass me.. Kanjus: simple glass me ya design wala?. Mehmaan: Design wala. Kanjus: Lines wala ya flowers wala. Mehman: Flowers wala. Kanjus: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala. Mehman: Chambeli wala. Kanjus: Sorry Yaar hamaray ghar me Aisa glass nahi hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बार एक लड़की मंदिर में भगवान से मन्नत मांगती है…
    हे भगवान किसी समझदार लड़के को मेरा ब्वॉयफ्रेंड बना दो प्लीज…
    भगवान बोले- अगर समझदार होगा तो इस लफड़े में ही नहीं पड़ेगा…
    घर जाओ बेटी
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladki Ne Apne Mangetar Ko Sms Kiya. "Hamari Shaadi Nahi Ho Sakti Meri Kahin Aur Shaadi Tey Hogai Hai." Ladke Ko Boht Sadma Lga 2 min Bad Ladke Ko Ladki Ki Taraf Se 1 aur Sms Mila "SORRY SORRY Galti se apko send ho gaya tha." :P Double Heart Attack/
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baniya: Kal tumhare mayke jane ke baad raat ko chor aa gaye. Unhone mujhe khub pita aur murga bhi bana diya. Wife: To kya aapne shor nahi machaya. Baniya: Mein kya darpok hu jo shor machaunga!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Ganga, yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna, Bharat ki nadiyo k naam hai to pakistan ki nadiyo k naam batao?? Pappu : . . .. . "Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana, Sultana, Shabana
    • 10 years ago



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  • Reporter kasab ki phaansi ke pehle:, "aapko kaisa laga 4 saal india me reh kar.. ?? . KASAB:, "mujhe pata nahi tha k mein yahan 4 saal rahunga. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nahi to Mai Engineering Kar Leta..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab “LADKI” Facebook pe tumse baat na kare to usse kaise baat karoge” . . . . . . . . . Zara socho yaar.. ?? . . . . . . Are yaar bahot simple hai . . . Uske WALL pe likh do.. Oye Mere inbox me “I Luv U”kyu bheja..?? baat suru ho jayegi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 bar 1 saas ne 1 aadmi ko uski, bahu ke sath s*x karte hua dekha, per us ne apne bete ya, kisi ko bhi nahi bataya bolo, kyu kyu ki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi. Ha...Ha...Ha...
    • 10 years ago



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