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Pappu Ab Jawan Ho Gaya Thha, Aakhir Santa Se Ladd Jhagad Kar Usne Bike Le Hi Li. Ab Vo Roz Ladkiyo Ki Gedi Kaata Karta Tha Aur Maje Liya Karta Thha. Ek Din Ek Ladki Sadak Pe Paidal Jaa Rahi Thhi Pappu Uske Pass Se Tez Bike Chalata Hua Nikla. Ladki Darr Gayi Aur Use Dekh Kar Chillayi: “Oye Marega Kya?” Pappu Ne Bike Roki Aur Mud Kar Bola. Pappu: “Filhal Mood To Nahi Hai, Par Agar Degi To Maar Hi Lunga“ :P :D

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Himmat ho to Is SMS ko apni girlfriend ko bhej do, JADU TERI NAZAR, KHUSHBU TERABADAN, TU HAAN KAR YANA KAR, TU HAI MERI BAHEN..

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एक पागल आईना देखकर सोचने लगा: इस आदमी को हमने कहीं देखा है भैया। थोड़ी देर सोचने के बाद: ओ तेरी की!! ये तो वही है, जो उस दिन मेरे साथ बाल कटवा रहा था।

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Bunty: Dada Ji, Kya Aap Badaam Khate Hain? Dada Ji: Nahi, Mere Daant Nahi Hain. Bunty: To Yein Badaam Rakhiye, Main School Se Aakar Le Lunga

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Santa Ne Shampoo Kharida. Santa: Iske Sath Jo Gift Hai Do Shopkeepe: Iske Sath Koi Gift Nahi Hai Santa: Jhoothe! Ispe Likha Hai "Dandruff Free"

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Newton 2nd law of ishq: A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her and girl in love with a boy continue to be in love with him, untill or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come in to play and break the legs of the boy.

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Uss Ajnabi Ka Yu Intezar Na Kro, Us Ashiq Dil Ka Aitbar Na Kro, Roz Nikla Kare Kisi Ki Yaad Me Aansu, Itna Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Na Kro!

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Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai, aur rang bhi bahut gora hai. Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon ..?? ? . . . . . . Doctor: Apne room ki kadi......

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Unmarried Man:" Mujhe shaadi nahi karni, mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai... . . . . . . . . . Married Man:" Shaadi kar lo... fir 1 hi aurat se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi...

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Dosto Aaye Dekhe Haryana Mein Teachers English Language Ki Kaise Maa Behen Ek Karte Hain. 1. Don’t Talk In Front Of My Back. 2. Both Of You Three Get Out Of The Class. 3. Why Are You So Late? Say Yes Or No. 4. Take 5 Cm Copper Wire Of Any Length. 5. I Have Two Daughters. Both Of Them Are Girls. 6. All Of You Stand In A Straight Circle. 7. Be Quiet. Principal Passed Away Just Now. 8. Why Are You Looking At The Monkey Outside When I Am Standing Here ?

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murgi farm ka malik nokar se, sale sab murgo ko 1 - 1 karke la. nokar-kya huaa? malik-are, ande khali nikal rahe h. pata kr kon sa murga c*nd*m use kr raha h.

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Gabbar: Ye hath mujhe de de thakur, . . . Thakur: Le le.. mere hath lele.. basanti ke bhi le le,. . Jay aur viru ke bhi lele . . Ramu kaka ke bhi le le . . Aur Octopus ban ja Saale.! . . . . Gabbar: Sorry yaar, tu to emotional ho gaya.

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Ek kunwari ladki ki petme baccha aa gaya.. Uski baap : ye kiska hain? Ladki : papa miss call to sab hi marta tha.. pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya..!

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WHEN I CAN THE MOON I CAN YOU WHEN.. I CAN THE STAET I CAN YOU WHEN... I CAN THE SEALS I CAN YOU.... YOU ARE ALWAYS BLOCKING MY VAEW..... I LOVE YOU SO MUCS.....

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Teacher:Murgiyon ki taange chhoti kyun hoti hai??? Sonu:Teacher, agar murgiyon ki taange Lambi huiiii toh Ande gir kar toot Jayenge..

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Boy: Agr me mar gia to tm dusri Shadi kr lo Gee Girl: Nai me apni Behan k sath reh Lu Gee ( Girl: agar me mar gai to tm dusri Shadi Kr lo gy? Boy: me b tmhari Behan k sathreh lu ga..

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18+ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18+2=20 :P :D AB jO jO neeche aaye ho imaandari se LiKe kar do...

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Ek baar Pappu nadi me nahane gaya... .. Achanak se wo doobne laga... .. Tabhi use ganesh ji dikhe... . Pappu : Ganeshji pls mujhe bacha lijiye... .. Ganesh ji apne dhun me the aur jordar naachne lage... . Pappu : Ganesh ji mai doob raha hoon aur aap ho ki naach rahe ho... .. Ganesh ji : To tu v to ganesh chaturthi par naach raha tha mere dubne par... So badla... .. Dhinka chika, Dhinka chika... burrrahhh...

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Boy:agar wo meri nahi huyi to main use kisi or ki bhi Nahi hone dunga!! Friends:Aur agar teri ho gayi to sabki hone dega??

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Agar doctors film banate to unki filmo ke naam ye hote - X-Ray Ho Na Ho - Kaho Na Bukhar Hai - Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam - Mere Yaar Ka Operation Hai - Kash Aap Hamare Patient Hote - Main Dettol Ki Diwani Hon - Hamara Thermometer Aap K Pass Hai - Kabhi Drip Kabhi Injection - Zakham To Hona Hi Tha Right nurse

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