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  • D fastest way 2 receive LOVE is to give LOVE, D fastest way 2 lose LOVE is 2 hold it too tightly, & D best way 2 keep LOVE is 2 give it wings.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girlfriend :”Last night I had a dream of you.” . . Boyfriend (got excited):”Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke” . . Girlfriend replied :”We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. . . Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.” Boyfriend (with luv):”I was searching for you, na? . Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting, “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the” :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu pehli baar mobile recharge karwane gaya.. Pappu :- 10 Rs ka recharge karna hai.. Shopkeeper:- Ho jayega, 7.90 Rs talktime milega . . ... . . Pappu :- Baaki ke namkeen de do..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum khud pe gharur nahi kerte, Kisi ko dosti krne pe majbor nahin kerte, Magar jise ek bar dil mein basa lein, Use marte dum tak dil se door nahin kerte....... ₪$.$₪ love
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife:" Baju-wali har saal apne pati k sath 10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai . . . . Aap kabhi leke gaye ??? . . . . . . . . Husband:" Maine to 4-5 baar poocha par wo nahi maani...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Page - 2 Phir Jab Wohi Bachha Bada Ho Kar Ladkiyaan Chedta Hai To Sare Khandan Wale Kehte Hai.. . . “Pata Nahi Ye Kameena Kispe Gaya Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • ये लो नया जोक
    लड़की(घरवालों से):- मेरा एक बॉयफ्रेंड:person_with_blond_hair: है।
    माँ:- कमीनी:information_desk_person:???? ,कलमुँही:person_with_pouting_face:????, यही सब करने जाती थी कॉलेज:rage:
    लड़की :- माँ बात तो सुनो, वो बैंक :european_post_office:में है और कहता है कि तुम्हारे सभी घरवालों:family_mwbb: के नोट:money_with_wings: बदलवा दूँगा।

    माँ(:heart_eyes::scream::heart_eyes_cat:) :- वाह मेरी बच्ची:bride_with_veil:, आ मेरे सीने से लग जा:dancer::runner:‍♀:heart:
    :joy::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Jokes SMS , Funny Jokes
  • Page 1 Jab Bhi Koi Bachha Paida Hota Hai To Sare Khandaan Wale Use Dekhne Aate Hai.. . . Bachhe Ka Baap Bete Ko God Mein Utha Ke Bolta Hai.. “Mere Bete Ka Chehra To Mera Pe Gaya Hai” . . Maa Pyar Se Dekh Kar Bolti Hai “Iss Ki Aankhein Mere Pe Gayi Hai” . . Bachhe Ke Mama Dekh Ke Bolta Hai “Is Ke Haath Paon To Bilkul MerePar Gaye Hai” . . Chacha Bhi Dekhta Hai Aur BoltaHai “Arey Iski Muskurahat To Bilkul Mere Jaisi Hai . . .
    • 10 years ago



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  • One hand 0n PEN! Other hand 0n PHONE! 1 ear 0n TEACHER! Other ear 0n FRIEND TALK! 1 eye 0n BOARD! Other eye 0n GIRLZ! Who Told BOYZ R LAZY?? Boyzz Roking always...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aurat Ko Gaane Ka Bahut Shauk Hota Hai..... Ek Din Wo Apne Pati Se Puchhti Hai. . Patni: Jab Main Gana Gaati Hu To Aap Bahar Kyun Chale Jate Hai.? . . . . . Pati: wo isliye taki tumare gaane ki awaaz sunkr. Baahar Wale Ye Na Samjhe Ki Main Tumhara Gala Daba Raha Hu..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jailer-Suna he tum shayar ho..Kuchh sunao yaar Qaidi-"Gum-e-Ulfatme jo zindgi kat ti Hmari Jis Din zamanat hui us din zndagi khatam Tumhari
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu shirt utar ke balcony me khada ta.. . 1 admi:"wah Pappu ji kya Mast chest hai... . . . . . . . Pappu:"are ye kuch bhi nai, . . . teri bhabi ki dekhenga to hil jaaega...
    • 10 years ago



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  • bhikhari ne Awaaz lagayi- Babu ji roti milegi??. - - . . . . Andar se awaz aai -Biwi ghar par nahi hai.. - - - . . . Bhikhari- Chumma nahi maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai...:-
    • 10 years ago



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  • Best Sms Of 1947 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Tab Mobile Tha Kya? Kabhi Tu Thora Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo! Bas Sms Parhne Ki Jaldi Lagi Hoti Hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hathi ne chinti ko raste me cheda. Chniti hathi ki BV-se complain krne gyi. Chinti:Baisab ko samja dena, varna MARD hmare ghar me bhi h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • jo student top kare wo "student of the year" Aur jo student fail ho jaye wo "student of the next year" Think hatke jiyo datke Style machine
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir- Samundar Mein Nimbu Ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge. Student- Chidiya Bankar. Sir- Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tera Baap Banayega Student- To Samundar Mein Ped Aapka Baap Lagayega Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chetavani Ab Agar Tum Logo Ka Msg Nahi Aaya To . . . Bhagwan Wala Msg Bhej Dunga. . Phir Bhejte Rahna 21 Ya 51 Logo Ko...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab kuch sapne adhure rah jate hai, tab dil k dard ansu banker bhe jate hai, jo khte haiki hm sirf apke hai, pata nhi wo kaise alvida keh jate hai…
    • 10 years ago



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