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apko pagal proff karu its chalenge agar pagal ho to sms karo mahapagal ho to call karo agar dono ho to chup chap baithe raho

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Santa in Lift.. Girl= mehnga perfume laga k lift me ayi, or SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000..:) 2nd girl ayi=Jasmeen perfume"Rs.7000 ...:) achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda or SANTA ko dekhne Lagi... SANTA with smile:- "Muli"14 Rupey Kilo......:)

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Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zamane Me Laga Donga. Teri Doli Jo Uthi .. . . To. . . . . . To Koi Bat Nahi Dosri Phansa Longa

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A Broken Heart Can Heel, Again And Again, It Will Always Feel, And When It Finally Comes The End, A Broken Heart Will Always Find A Way To Mend. It Will Love Again.

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Teacher: What is Electricity? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Pappu:-Electricity is the adopted daughter of the State Govt. and it has extremely loose character. It elopes all the time - even at midnight, without informing anyone!

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mat krna kisi ka intejar, aane wale khud hi chale aayenge, mat krna kisi ka intejar, aane wale khud hi chale aayenge, warna us waqt bahut pachhtaoge jb wo chhor k chale jayenge.

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Gaa toh hum Bhi sakte hai, Agar awaaz hot toh. Baja toh hum bhi sakte hai, Agar Saaz ho toh. Kaun kehta hai Tajmahal Shahjahan ne Banaya, Bana toh hum bhi sakte hai, Agar Mumtaj ho toh…

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Baap Apne Bete Ko BazaarLe Jata Hai Aur Usko Sabji Khareedna Sikhata Hai Baap: “ Beta Koi Bhi SabjiLeni Ho To Sabse Pehle Usko Daba Ke Dekhte Hai ” Beta: “ Thik Hai Daddy ” Kuch Dino Ke Baad Beta Bhagta Hua Baap Ke OfficeMein Jaata Hai Aur Bolta Hai “ Daddy, Ek Aadmi Mummy Ko Khareedna Chahta Hai “

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Wife:- Agr Mein Waqt Hou su Log Marie Qdar Karen The ?? Husband:- Log Tney Dekh K Dar Jande, Wife:- Kyon..?? Husband : Log Kehnde Vo Dekho Bura Waqt Aan Laag Raya…

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“Boyfriend” Is Like “pannipuri”, Always Tasty….
“Lover” Is Like “Pizza”, Hot & Spicy….
“Husband” Is Like “Daliya”, No Other Option
BUT Good For Health…!

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पानी आने की बात करते हो; दिल जलाने की बात करते हो; चार दिन से मुंह नहीं धोया; तुम नहाने की बात करते हो।

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Friends r like mornings, u may share with them only a few hours of d day. But u know that they will always b there tomorrow, the next day and the day after,

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Koi gam nhi mgr dil udas h, Tujse koi kaam nhi Mgr 1 aas h, Bahut h apne Mgr tu khas h, Emotional mat ho ye sab bakwas h Free k sms khatm krne ka prayas hai..

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*Boys Mentality* Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai, Zmane Mai Laga Dunga, Uski Doli Jo Uthi. To, TO, koi baat nhi Talented hoon dusri pta lunga

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Ladkiyo ka Pyar 1000 ke note jaisa hota hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . hamesha Dar laga rehta hai ki kahin nakli na nikle... :p :p :p

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If a girl gets 99 marks in exam, her remarks: Shit, can’t he give me a single mark? Stupid examiner . . . . If a boy gets 33 marks He says Oh my God Examiner was a such an angel that he gave me marks.

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English Class Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night . . . Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night . . . . Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi...

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Jab Kuch Sapne Adhure Reh Jaate Hai, Tab Dil Ke Dard Aanso Ban Ke Beh Jaate Hain, Jo Kehta Hai Hum Sirf Aap Ke Hain, Pata Nhi Kaise Alvida Keh Jaate Hain..!!

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3 Idiots - Facebook Style: Rancho: *Smiling* Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho? Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai. Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...Tell me what is a Post? Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post, Sir. Teacher: Can you please elaborate? Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir...Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir. Match dekha score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment, ek second me like! Comment-Like... Comment-Like Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-Like... Comment-Like... Hey Chatur tum batao, Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating system using internet on Facebook is called a Post... Teacher: Excellent! Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein... Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... :@ Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh... Teacher: Get out! Rancho: Why sir? Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye. Rancho goes out and comes back* Teacher: Kya hua? Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir. Teacher: Kya? Rancho: An utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else... Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!? Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhul gaya tha! Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?! Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya :)

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हमारी काबिलियत का अंदाज़ा तुम क्या लगाओगे गालिब, के हम तो कब्रीस्तान से भी गुज़रते है तो मुर्दे उठ कर कहते है ‘भाई एक-एक बियर हो जाये’

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